episode 2
In a Couple of minutes, Ibro was through too, he paid the
Girls off, the Girl I had $ex with, insisted on having my
Number, I refused, but she Persisted, in the end I just gave it
to her .
Ibro and I went out to Catch some Drinks, we came back, I
read a few things and Slept off, it was Friday by the way, so I
had the whole of Saturday to flex.
I was about sleeping by 12:53A.M when I saw a text msg.
from Sandra, I was very Excited.
the content of the message was just
“Yes”
I Called her, I was very Happy.
She picked at the other end of the call,
“Hey Miss World, thanks for Accepting to go out with me I
said”
She Giggled.
I did most of the talking and in the end we fixed a date on
that Same Saturday, 7p.m . she gave me her Address.
Through out the ‘Day’ part of Saturday, I was very Excited.
Ibro Knocked on my door, and came in, I told him about the
Date, he didn’t seem Moved.
Guy, why you no dey date? I asked
“Mehn, Dating is the most foolish invention of
Westernisation.
The “Date Anxiety”, the Fake Impressions, the Money
wastage, the
time wastage, in the end the goal is still the p.u$$y. How
many People end up marrying the Ladies they date in the
University? 12% maybe, he said
I was Listening with Keen Interest, the guy is a dramatic guy,
making Demonstrations with his Hand,
And by the Way, Love makes you Vulnerable and Weak, he
added.
From the Way he Spoke, one could tell he was Speaking
from Experience and he’s been hurt before.
Na true you talk sha, I didn’t wanna take the Conversation
further. it might end in a Hot argument.
by the Way, he paid for the Pu$$ies I Fvcked. lol
2pm to 7p.m was the longest time of my Life.
I watched some movies to distract me, it worked. it was
6:30pm when I left for Sandra’s Hostel.
Following her Description I knocked on her door, Hoping I
wasn’t at someone else’s Door.
she came out with this Very Awesome dress, that Left a
Portion of her ¢.leavage out. D--n! the view was
Pleasurable.
It was like She had been Waiting Eagerly.
We Strolled to “Always and Forever Restaurant
As we Reached, there was an Empty Table at the Edge, Nice
Angle for Privacy.
I walked pulled, a Chair for her, She smiled, Sat down and
Said, You’re a Gentleman.
We picked our menu Card, Ordered for some Snacks and
Drinks.
You Look Gorgeous I must Confess, Way Gorgeous than the
first time We met, I said.
Thank you she Said with a Blush.
So Sandra, tell me about you.
Am Sandra from Benue, she said am Tiv Precisely.
Oh Please! I Said, Tell me about you Not your Background I
Said, She Laughed.
Watching her Laugh was a Pleasant View,
Okay, Am just a Simple Girl with a Dream, Am Cheerful, Fun
to be with.
am Religious too.
Your turn she Said,
Oh my Answer is a Simple One I said, Am just a Young lad
Sub-Consciously Mesmerised by this Charming Young Lady.
D--n! She was Blown away and she Couldn’t hide it.
Your use of words is Remarkable she said with a look on her
face like someone who saw an Angel.
You Must be a Player she said,
“I knew it was more than just a Statement, but an Inquiry, if
my aim is to just drill her kitten and Fire on”
A player? No, I think am the one being Played here, you got
me thinking about you for 2 straight days, I couldn’t think
about anything without thinking about you. I just couldn’t get
you off my Brain.
She Laughed again, Why would you wanna Get me off your
Brain.
That’s The point I said, I don’t!

A Couple Sitting Close to us, were Looking In our Direction,
In fact Most eyes were on us, Coz of Sandra’s Laughter.
her ¢.leavages were Killing me, little did she know.
But I tried not to look, not to get Caught At least.
* I think Girls use that to check if you’re a P£rvert,If you’re
Caught Staring, She’s already figured your identity”
We went on and on, checked my time it was 9p.m
we ate just little of the Food, I Paid the Waitress and we left.
held her hands, as we Strolled, She leaned her Head on my
Shoulder, that was a Good sign for me.
we reached her Door post, About to say Goodbye.
We did, She Turned to Open her door,
I moved forward, Turned her Around, Gave her a Hot French
Ki$$, Opened my eyes to check if hers Were Open, they were
Closed.
*Correct*
then I stopped, She made another move for the Ki$$ this
time Around.
D--n!
we Ki$$ed for like 2 minutes, Before I left.
i needed no Angel to tell me I made her Night.
I was still on my Way Home, Sent her a Message that Reads
“My World was lonely and Dark,
thought I had my life on Track,
A Sight of you Gives me Heart Attack
But I’d rather die than live without your Smile
Thank you Sandra for making my Life Worthwhile.”
The Easiest way to a Girl’s P.u$$y is through her Heart.
Sandra Was a Very Pretty Lady,probably the Prettiest ave
Dated,
The truth is, Dating Pretty Ladies isn’t Easy, It requires
additional Hard work, Coz if You Slack a little, if you Deprive
her of the Attention she needs.
you’ll Swiftly be Displaced by other guys.
Ibro and I Loved $ex, but on Different Grounds, he just
Loved the $ex.
I Preferred the $ex with a little Emotions attached, The
emotions are like a Spice.
I was already exhausted when I got home, Threw My Phone
on the Bed, Grabbed a Towel and was heading for the
Bathroom, Came out 5 minutes later and Saw 4 missed calls
from Sandra.
She called again, so I just Picked the call.
Hey, Jeff, Where ave you been? she asked
oh am so sorry, i was in the bathroom, i replied.
I just wanted to say thank you, for the Message, it was
beautiful, then she giggled and Continued.
You are really fun, let’s have another date but this time at
my Place.
*I Almost felt like Jumping, Out of Excitement, First I was
Glad, She wanted to spend more time with me, and Secondly
the date will be at her place, meaning the expense is on her,
Lol*
“Really? that’s the best thing ave heard all day”
We talked for a While, then Ended the call.
I woke up Tired, On Sunday Morning, isnt it Weird, Get to
rest all through the Night and still wake up weak and tired.
by 7:45p.m I was Already Ready for Church. I decided not to
go to my Regular Church. Trying something New.
I decided to Visit the Living Faith Church just about 1.5
Kilometres from my Crib.
My dressing was Corporate, Stucked in with Well Polished
Shoes.
I left the Tie out, I felt Tie will make it too Sophisticated
I reached there, the Usher Directed me to a Seat, 2nd to the
last seat at the Back row.
Sat down, Bent my head to say some prayers.
This Church Does know how to Dance. lol.
The Song “Everything na Double, double, was going on”
I joined in Dancing, I could hear the ladies at my back
Laughing.
I no send, continued my dancing.
30 minutes later it was the Sermon
.
The Pastor was preaching on marriage, he made a statement
in the Sermon.
He avoided using the Word $ex, for the Sake of the Kids..
he said “it is Ungodly for a Woman to deny her Husband his
Marital Rights, for no reason.Meaning $ex”
Na So! I Screamed out from the back.
the whole Church Burst into laughter with people at the
front looking back, trying to figure out the person
Responsible.
The First timers were Addressed by the Pastor after the
Church had dismissed.
we were four in Numbers, I was the only Guy.
my eyes was fixed on this Girl directly in my Front,
the only thing i caught from the pastor’s statement was he
saying he wants to see us next time.
Picked my Bible, And walked out of the Church and was
heading home, I noticed the same I girl I was staring at had
been following me, I turned around and said Hey, you’re
New here right?
No am old here she said while Laughing
it was a Silly Question afterall