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………………..8 weeks later.
SEGE: onihaxy, I don dey notice you all these
days ooooo
ME: wetin happen? ***raised eyebrow***
SEGE: since that bimpe Dam don comot, you
just dey dull this days.
ME: hmmmmmm
SEGE: this one no be the matter of
“hmmmmmmm”, you sure say that girl never
wash pant inside food for you?, infact, I dey
suspect say she don lace her pusssy with juju.
ME: not really jaree. I just like bimpe and I
keep thinking about her. I don’t know why sha.
SEGE: **** laughs loudly***
hahahahahahahahaha. My Baddest Maga ever
liveth, I know say no be the girl dey worry you,
na her pusssy, hahahahaha ****pats me on
the laps and kept laughing****
ME: stop that jaree.
SEGE: hahahahahahaha. Chaii, na so her toto
sweet reach??, onihaxy talk true, e be like say
that girl dey give you special deliveries on
bed.
ME: “segun je ka serious jaree” I just love this
girl sha, I don’t know why I can’t take her off
my mind.
SEGE: guy, tell me say na joke!!
ME: segun, no be joke, I don tell you
something like this before?.
SEGE: ***hissed*** “ode”, instead of you to go
for an H.I.V test abi na AIDS dem dey call am,
you are here mourning about one Dam.
ME: you won’t understand sha.
SEGE: hahahahahaha, why won’t I
understand?, e be like say you were destined
to be her maga for life.
ME: no segun, I always have this feelings that
the judgement we gave her was too harsh.
SEGE: and so?, “iyen o kan aye men”. That is
the minimum judgement a Dam deserves,
ME: stop it jor.
SEGE: she should thank her stars that it
wasn’t in the period that I was desperate to
have money, I for don take her do rituals.
ME: segun haba!!!.
SEGE: na so now. I no know why you carry
sword-man’s abandon Kitty-Cat for head like
this?, you don dey craze oo Mr maga.
ME: segun you know what? ****adjusted my
sitting position****, I keep wondering how she
would get back to port-harcourt without T.fare
as she didn’t have money on her.
SEGE: that one simple now, no be runs girl she
be?, sebi na to sell her toto give two or three
guys for bustop and make money.
ME: segun!!!!!!!!
SEGE: yes now mr maga, or patapata e, she go
sell her phone to make money, maybe that’s
why her number no dey go again sef?.
ME: hmmmmmmmmmm!. Oga oooo.
SEGUN : ogbeni forget matter jaree, I dey go
my house to prepare for tomorrow’s work.
ME: ok jaree padi e,
SEGUN: mr maga, you no go see me off?
ME: ***frowned*** no dey call me “maga”
again jor, I no like am jare.
SEGE: you dey craze, na certified maga you be.
If not for me, maybe you for don sell all your
properties give bimpe.
ME: na you sabi. Let me see you off.
SEGE: hahahahahahaha. If you like, kill
yourself ontop one yeye bimpe ooo, you
hear!!!!. Who knows?, maybe she dey ontop
another dicck right now rocking cowgirl’s
style. Abi no be that girl?
ME: wetin do am?
SEGE: chaiiii, that girl fit Bleep ontop
transformer ooooo.
ME: ***laughs*** segun, na you sabi, come
dey go your house abeg. I will branch at your
place tomorrow when I’m coming back from
work.
SEGE: no wahala mr maga “hahahahaha”. My
regards to adebimpe oooooo. Hahahahaha.
ME: you no well.
Segun left my house, I sat down on my chair
and began to review all that happened
between me and adebimpe.
SEASON TWO’S FAST LINKS TO AVAILABLE EPISODES
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Episode 2
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After segun’s departure, I began to reason and
think of why I still loved this girl despite all
what she did to me, the more I think of her,
the more I was lost in my thoughts. I couldn’t
figure out what really could prompt such
feelings. “Could she had jazzed me?”
“Maybe segun was right sha!”
“Abi she truly laced her Kitty-Cat?”
“Abi na the waist bead she used?”
“But the judgement was harsh oo”
“But she deserved it na”
“But she is pretty and cute oo”
“What if she was flirting secretly?”
“What if I didn’t find out?”.
“Who knows if she might change?”
“Who know if she had cursed me?”
“How did she get to PH sef?”
“Abi she was killed ni?”
“Maybe she is dead at the moment?”
“Her number no dey go again”
“Even her FB has been dormant”
“But I liked that girl oooo”
“She is really smart sha”
“It takes only smart girl to play game”
I was lost in thoughts and asking myself all
sort rhetorical questions and there was no one
beside me to provide answers to it.
I picked my phone to check her profile on my
facebook but I couldn’t see her on my friend
list and search results. I tried checking again
and the result was still empty. It was then
that I remembered that she had blocked me on
the same day segun sent her away.
I tried logging in into her account but the
screen was showing “incorrect password”.
**chaiii, this girl don change password
sha*****
I created another facebook account and
searched for her name from my new account
and it was displayed, but the account was
dormant for the past 5 weeks. No new update,
no new uploads.
I dropped the phone and while I was still lost
in my thoughts about Adebimpe, my phone
was ringing, I moved closer to the bed to see
who was calling and I was shocked to see the
name that appeared on the screen.
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Hmm,next Plz
Episode 3
I looked at the screen of my phone. It was
kemi. I also met kemi online before my
encounter with bimpe. She claimed to be
based in lagos according to her back then
when we met 9 months ago.
She told me she was a fashion designer and
also a part time student of yabatech at the
same time. After 3 weeks of chating when we
met, she sent her phone number to me on
facebook after several pleas. Our friendship
became interesting that we were fond of each
other, I would always call her in the morning,
afternoon, and night. I would sent series of
sms to kemi and she would also send hers.
After few weeks of friendship, I asked her out
and she gave me a pending response. I never
gave up on kemi as I kept pressurising her to
be mine, convincing her with sweet and
mouth-watering talks. I never seized to
bombard her with my specially designed love
sms. Alas, she finally agreed to be my
girlfriend and the official E-dating started 6
months ago..
At the beginning of the E-dating, everything
was going smooth, I was always looking
forward to the day I would get to see kemi
face to face. We began to plan how we would
meet and I never had the feelings that it was a
distance affairs, I always have this possibility
and positivity kind of mindset that we would
be together someday no matter how long the
“E-dating” lasted.
About 2 month into the relationship, things
began to get complicated. Kemi no longer call
or text me like she used to do before,
conversation began to get boring as the day
passes by and to crown it all, kemi would
always be on my neck for airtime credits.
At first, I didn’t find any fault or problem in
sending airtime to her. I had this mentality
that she is my girlfriend and I am responsible
for recharging her phone so that other guys
wouldn’t snatch her from me. But along the
line, I was getting uncomfortable with the card
of a thing. Kemi would not call on a good day
to greet me on check on me, anytime my
phone rings and I picked, the conversation is
always “baby please send me card”, and the
funniest thing was that she would only flash
me or call to tell me “baby, I have seen the
card, thanks” and she would hang up. It was
when she needed another card that she would
dial my number again. The whole thing got
boring to me and I began to loose interest in
kemi gradually, it got to a time that I stopped
calling her also. When she calls to ask for
airtime as usual, I would promise her that I
would send it and ended up not sending
anything, when she finally realized that airtime
isn’t coming forth from me anymore, the
communication was broken finally as she no
longer calls again neither do I call her also.
And 4 months ago was the last time we spoke
together.
Seeing her call again, I was shocked and
surprised, I was like “so this girl still have my
number all this while?”. I stopped thinking
about bimpe and I picked the call.
ME: hello
KEMI: hi onihaxy, nawa for you oooo, you
didn’t even bother to call me again. This is
unfair
ME: I’m so sorry kemi, I lost my phone, and I
got a new phone and lost the former contacts.
KEMI: onihaxy!!!!!!!, so how did you know its
me.
ME: I recognised your voice, I got to know that
its you when you said “hello” KEMI: ok dear,
how are you?, I have missed you ooooo.
ME: ****yinmu, “oloshi, may thunder fire you if
you demand for card again today”****** I
missed you too dear.
KEMI: I just called to tell you that I’m
attending a wedding in akure next weekend. I
would see you when I’m around.
ME: its ok, can’t wait to see you.
KEMI: are you sure?
ME: yes
KEMI: ok dear. Baby please help me with little
airtime please.
ME: ***oloshi****, ok, but not now
KEMI: when?, I need it urgently please.
ME: I’m not at home at the moment and I
didn’t go with my wallet, maybe when I get
back home sha.
KEMI: thanks dear, I will be expecting it. Can’t
wait to see you next weekend.
ME: can’t wait to see you too. Bye
KEMI: bye ***hanged up******
Yeah, its time for me to get a “pension sex”
for all my wasted
investment***************
