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A Story Written By Benita Okafor
The story of a prostitute…..
Writer’s note: As you read this story, you will
come across pidgin English in a few places.
I’m sorry if you don’t understand pidgin
because they were not really translated but
I’m certain if you just follow it, you’ll
understand the storyline and get to know
what they mean. Apart from that, normal
English was mostly used. Thanks for your
understanding.Episode 1
It was about 11:00pm and Yejide still hadn’t
found a customer. She looked around and
saw that the other prostitutes were already
getting picked up in fancy cars. She began to
get really pissed until a car drove up to her.
She looked at the car and squeezed her face
even more because according to her, she
could tell what a man already had to offer her
by his ride. She looked away and acted like
she didn’t see the car. The man in the car
opened the window and called out to her with
a strong Igbo accent;
“Hey betiful gal, omalicha, kedu? How are
you?”
At this point, Yejide who was still looking
away moved away from the car even though
she knew he was trying to get her attention.
“Betiful gal, I’m talking to you na. Business
don close?”
When she heard this, she got irritated, moved
closer to the car and said her mind;
“Omo Igbo. I no gree now. You dey chase all
my customers. Abeg waka.”
“Ahn ahn! Why you dey talk like dis na. I be
new customer be dat. I get money na.”
Yejide saw how persistent the man was and
not angry even after she spoke rudely to him
so she asked him a question;
“How much you get?”
“Beautiful girl, enter car fest na.”
She finally agreed and entered the car. As she
got in, he brought out some money from a
bag he had kept at the back seat and handed
it over to her. It was a stack of money. She
looked at it and was very surprised to see the
lot but she pretended to the man like it was a
small portion compared to what she normally
got from her other customers. Then, the man
brought out some money out of the bag
again and handed it to her, letting her know
that, it was all he had. She accepted it and
after a little discussion, they drove to a hotel
together.
The next day, Yejide got back home to her
one-bedroom, self-contained house that she
shared with her friend by around past two in
the afternoon. She entered the house to find it
empty as she had left it the previous night.
She yelled her friend’s name but nobody
answered so she locked the door behind
before heading for the bed. As she sat, she
took off her heels and brought out the money
she had obtained from the previous night. She
looked at the stack of money and smiled
boldly but then the smile suddenly turned
into a frown. She became sad and a little
depressed. She had been thinking about the
life she was living and confessed to herself
that she hated it. She knew what it all meant
as a prostitute but according to her and her
friends, it was what put food on the table.
She wasn’t a graduate from the university
neither did she finish her secondary school.
She had wished back then that she would
complete her senior secondary school and
attend a university but life wasn’t as it
seemed. Every time she had this thought, she
only gave herself excuses in order to avoid
the truth or guilt that she felt. So as usual,
she made yet another excuse and shook off
the sadness. It wasn’t long when she saw the
door open and in came Dupe, her roommate.
She put the money back into her bag as a
conversation sprang up between them.
“Ahn ahn ashewo, you don come back?” Dupe
said to Yejide.
“Dupe, ah don tell you make you no dey call
me dat name.”
“Bet no be ashewo you be”
“ah don tell you make you no dey call me dah
name Dupe.” She said to Dupe angrily.
“Oya I’m sorry. No be play ah dey play. You
sef ehn. Yeji baby! Oya I’m just joking. I’m
sorry now.”
“I’ve heard.”
Dupe looked at Yejide with a funny face and
they both burst into laughter.
“Yejide, you funny sha oo” Dupe said.
“No start again oo” Yejide replied and Dupe
immediately put her hands in the air in
surrender. They smiled again before Dupe
asked Yejide about their landlord. She asked
if he had come around again to talk about his
rent and Yejide replied that she just got back
home. They talked about their day and
previous night since they were both into the
same business. After talking about their
encounters and night, they both brought out
money to contribute for their house rent and
not long after, their landlord came knocking
on their door. As they opened the door, they
greeted their landlord who immediately asked
for his rent. After giving him his rent, they
shut their door as he left the premises. They
continued talking until they were exhausted.
Yejide decided to prepare some food while
Dupe decided to go take a bath.
While Yejide was preparing food at the
kitchen outside her flat that she shared with
some of her neighbors, she heard a man’s
voice. It was the voice of oga Lucas as they
normally call him. He was one of Yejide’s
neighbors in his thirties who was not married
and always had something to say whenever
he came in contact with Yejide.
“My wife! How are you?” he said as he
entered the kitchen.
“Oga Lucas, wetin you dey find?”
“My wife, I was, I mean I am looking at….I
mean I am looking for you.”
“Oga Lucas, I know sey English hard but
please I’m not your wife. Stop looking for me
now”
“My wife, don’t say that now. Hmm, dis tin
wey you dey cook, na for me and you abi?”
Yejide rolled her eyes at him before laughing.
He was very annoying but he was also a
funny man. He always looked and acted drunk
even though he wasn’t a drunkard. It was just
his nature to act stupid some times. He
started singing when he saw that Yejide was
trying not to pay attention to him again.
“My wife Yeji Yeji dey make me kolo eh, kolo
eh…”
When he started singing, Yejide got really
annoyed and frustrated so she told him to
leave the kitchen. On his way out, Dupe was
just coming out from the bathroom when she
met oga Lucas coming out from the kitchen
so she greeted him;
“Ahn ahn oga Lucas. Good afternoon oo.”
“Ahh Dupe, good afternoon oo. I just went to
see my wife and she chased me away. Can
you imagine?”
“Oga Lucas! You sef, you’re not tired? Yejide
no gree now.”
“You be Yejide’s mind. No annoy me oo. Ah
don dey go sef.” Oga Lucas said angrily while
leaving Dupe behind. Dupe just smiled and
retired to her room.
After Yejide was done preparing food for both
of them, they ate together and rested. By
night time, they were already dressed in their
business outfit heading for their spot. They,
that is, Yejide, Dupe and all the others used
to lurk around one area in Lagos. That spot
was very populated with prostitutes and even
though several incidents had occurred there,
they never seemed to reduce in size. This
faithful night, Yejide met a young man who
she thought was very good looking. In the
essence that, he looked rich and he was
handsome. She had been given a huge sum
that night by the man and she had happily
followed the man to the hotel as usual. After
a night of fulfilling this man’s desires, they
slept until the following morning. That
morning, she got up early and was dressing
up when he woke up and spoke out;
“Where do you think you’re going?” Yejide
looked at him in a confused state before
speaking up;
“I’m going home.”
“Not until you give me back my money”
“Ahn ahn, see me see wahala oo”
“Why should I give you my money?”
“I will not ask you after this. Give me my
money!”
“Shuoo, Oga which one be dis. Abeg no even
start oo” she said before ignoring him,
putting on her shoes and picking up her bag.
As she was done dressing up and was about
heading out the door, she received a hot slap
on her face that made her fall to the ground.
When she recovered from the slap, she looked
up and found a gun pointing at her.
“Now! Give me my money!” the man said,
leaving Yejide in shock.
She paused for a while, still in shock before
opening the zip of her handbag to bring out
the money he had given her the night before.
To be continued…..+2Episode 2
When Yejide gave the man the money, she
begged for her life to be spared and
fortunately for her, he let her go. She wasn’t
still herself even after she left the hotel that
day. She couldn’t wait to get back home to
tell Dupe about her encounter. As she arrived
at her compound later that morning, she
quietly walked into her flat, shutting the
doors behind. She sat on her bed, sighing in
relief but almost in tears. In a period of
twenty-four hours, she had given herself to a
man who cheated her and almost sent her
early to grave. All through her reign as a
prostitute, she had never had such encounter.
She stayed awake, just sitting up in bed until
she heard Dupe open the door from outside.
“Dis one wey na me dey always meet you for
house. Wetin dey happen?” Dupe said as she
walked in but Yejide didn’t respond.
“Yejide! This one that you’re looking like they
stole your money. What happened?” Dupe
said again as she walked over to Yejide and
sat on the bed beside her.
“Dupe! You no go believe wetin happen. They
did not only steal my money oo. You for don
dey mourn me.”
“Ahn ahn Yejide! Wetin happen now?”
Yejide sighs as she tells Dupe about her
encounter with the young man she met the
previous night. When she was done narrating,
she paused and waited for Dupe’s response;
Dupe burst out into laughter before talking.
“Na so you keep your face like shit? Cheer up
now. Wetin don happen don happen. But
thank God you’re okay sha.”
‘I know….” Yejide was about to say something
before she was cut short by Dupe.
“Bet come oo. So you still no collect the
money? You messed up oo”
Yejide looked at Dupe who said it with all
seriousness.
“Dupe! I’m saying I was about to die and
you’re talking about money. If I die, who go
use the money?”
Dupe just laughed and stood up from where
she was seated.
“You’re funny oo” Yejide said, while watching
Dupe who didn’t even look like she was a bit
affected by the story or even scared that it
may have happened to her.
“Ahn ahn, wetin now. No be true I talk. Okay
if you live without the money wey dey buy
your food, pay your bills, explain how you
wan survive.”
“Ahn ahn, you’re acting like you haven’t seen
worse. God go provide now.”
Dupe laughed as she continued, “Ashewo, God
know you?”
But as she saw the look on Yejide’s face, she
kept a straight face and apologized.
“Sorry, I don dey go.”
Dupe who had taken off her clothes with a
towel wrapped around her body left the room
for the bathroom with Yejide still sitting down
on the bed. Yejide kept thinking about the
situation she had found herself in earlier that
morning. She didn’t even report to the hotel
management nor did she say a word to any
other person because she was scared and
thought it would also be embarrassing if
people found out that she was the cause of
the incident since she was a prostitute.
After about a few hours, around the hour of
their normal departure time for the streets,
Yejide still hadn’t gotten dressed. Dupe was
almost done dressing up and Yejide hadn’t
put on her outfit yet. She sat on her bed
feeling very worried. Dupe saw this and sat
down close to her before saying;
“Yejide, C’mon girl. All because of what
happened yesterday night. It has only
happened once now. Don’t worry, nothing will
happen okay? Na dis small tin dey make you
tink like dis. Nor worry.”
Yejide only looked up and smiled at her
friend. She knew she was trying to cheer her
up but she couldn’t stop thinking about it.
She later opened up and told Dupe that she
wouldn’t be going out with her that night.
Nobody stressed it, so Dupe got dressed and
left the house without Yejide.
Into the night, around 11:00pm, Yejide who
had been sleeping woke up panting really
hard. She had a worried look on her face with
her palm resting on her chest. She had been
sweating in the darkness and hotness of the
room since there was power outage and she
and her roommate couldn’t afford to maintain
a generator. She relaxed back on the bed and
whispered to herself that it was just a terrible
dream. She had just dreamt about Dupe
getting into some sort of trouble. She almost
called Dupe but refused to let what she called
her anxiety spoil everything for Dupe. She
managed to fall back to sleep and had a less
disturbing sleep throughout the night.
The next day, Yejide woke up at around
10:00am and decided to do the house chores.
Dupe wasn’t back yet and Yejide didn’t
expect her to be back at that time either since
she normally returned home past midday. She
finished her house chores and even met oga
Lucas when she was on her way to the
bathroom. They both greeted each other and
oga Lucas made his funny remarks as usual
before waving her bye as he said he was on
his way to work. After Yejide was done with
taking a bath, she went into her flat, put on
some clothes and took the leftover food from
yesterday to go warm it up in the kitchen. She
put the food on the stove and went back into
her room to do a few things before siting
down on the bed to use her phone. After a
few minutes when she had completely forgot
that she put something on the stove, one of
her neighbors from outside her flat which was
coming from the kitchen shouted;
“Na who dey cook oo? Your food don burn
finish.”
At the point, Yejide jumped when she got
back to her senses and realized that she had
just allowed the only cooked food they had to
burn. She dashed out of her room and into
the kitchen to meet mama ejima (a nickname
usually given to a mother of twins).
“Mama ejima. Thank you oo. I don forget
finish.” Yejide said as she entered the kitchen.
“No worry. I don commot am. Pele.”
Yejide thanked her again and left for her
room with a kitchen towel tied around the hot
pot of rice in her hands. As she got into the
room and dropped the pot, a call immediately
came in. She looked at the caller id and saw
Rita, one of she and dupe’s friends who were
into the same business with them. She picked
it up and greeted themselves. Their
conversation was as thus;
“Yejide! You never hear?”
“Rita wetin happun?” Confused Yejide asked.
“They have arrested our girls oo. Just
yesterday night for prostitution they say.”
“What? Including Dupe?”
“Ahn ahn Dupe no be the same? She dey
there na.”
“Oh my……so how you con escape?”
“Me I no go yesterday. I heard from a
source.”
“Do you know what police station?”
“Yes I have the address. I’ll text it to you.”
“Okay thank you.”
“Wetin you wan do?”
“I want to try to get her out of there now.”
“Ahh okay good luck sha.”
“Yes please don’t forget to send me the
address.”
“Okay no problem. I go send am now. Bye
bye.”
“Yeah bye”
To be continued…..+3Links to available episodes
+3Nice Story
+2Lets see how it sails
0Am right here…
Nice story
0am going to follow this
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