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    This story is rated UNIVERSAL….you fit tell your baby read am for you. Dedicated to coolval22.com. Its fiction all through (except for the numbers ) Guess it right and send me a whatsapp message with Coolval as heading. Will reply yhu with COOLVAL. By the way, its my first story, hope you enjoy it.

    EPISODE1

    Boom! He shot the gun at me. I didn’t think i lasted a second before I passed out (not dead o). Woke up to find myself in the hospital with a bandage in my arm.
    Me: What happened?
    Doctor : Calm down, everything is fine
    Me: What am I doing here?
    Doctor : You were shot at your arm and I found you lying down at the roadside. So i decided to bring you here to treat you. My oath compels me.
    I began to remember what happened, it was a scary experience.

    Oh! By the way, my name is Ayobami Olumona popularly known as AY (you all know). I am a Kogite. Lived my years in AK city, tall aspiring. Yeah! To clear doubts, I’m a guy.

    Girls! you fit holla me on Whatsapp at 08180**25*0…See una all *lol*. Well, I’m a well-to-do guy in the university, 400L. My course is Computer Science. Make I carry una back in time say 4.5 years (4 and a half years)

    *Piiiiiiiimmmmm Pimmmm piiimmm*…D--n! Papa don come. “Welcome sir”, I greeted.
    Dad: How are you?
    Me: Cool
    Dad: Alright, is your mum in?
    Me: Yes sir!
    Ko ko ko! My dad’s shoe sounded as he climbed up the stairs. I went back to my room and continued my PlayStation 3 game (I was in a die-hard match)
    GOAL!! I shouted as I scored in the game. So happy that I finally scored (lob shot). Still celebrating when Paralysed by BTR was ringing. …Its my ringtone. I so much love that band. If you love the band too, holla me @ 08180*925*0.

    Picked it up, it was my friend, Joy. By the way, I’m single and searching. Applications form are sold at any bank near you. Jokes aside.
    Me: Sweetheart, one and only, how far?
    Joy: Great! Baby mi, why are yhu so happy?
    Me: Hmmmm, you no go understand
    Joy: You dey play game abi?
    Me: (smirking )
    Joy: Anyway! I just called to tell you that Post UME result is out. I scored 76 while yours was 60.
    Me: You b efico nah…Trust you..Thanks
    Joy: Bye

    Dropped the phone and started to thank God. Another call. “Who be this again “…Twas my crush/crusher (na she get d crush oooo)…
    “Hi”….”Really”….”Congrats”…”Will do”…..”Bye”. She called to tell me her score. Like I give a d--n! Mtchewww..

    Phew!!! NEPA did their doings. I just slumped on the bed opened my data and chatted on BBM and whatsapp….By the way, 2go don fade o, make una upgrade, no dey ask babe for 2go username “…..Gat tired, I slept off.

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    I never recieve Whatsapp msg oooo…

    EPISODE 2

    《8am the next day》
    *Yawns*…I took my phone to check out for any notification, unfortunately the notification tab was blank. By the way I use Samsung Galaxy Ace 4, surprise from my dad. Na Samsung Galaxy Pocket I dey expect but fortunate for me (and unfortunate for SG Pocket), I gat Ace.

    I lazily walked up to the bathroom and took my bath of 3mins, brushed my teeth, creamed, dressed up. I wore a round-neck with a black short. You could guess that I’ll be home throughout. I gat downstairs and went to the dining table. “Nancy! Nancy!!”, I called “Please, I wan chop”. Nancy is our maid. For the sake of the guyz, she is beautiful, tall, light, she looks like blonde galz, nice cleavages, front and back gears are in good conditions (na the hardware b diz, i no knw about d software)

    Guyz that are interested (Jez come to Aja Ile Soka, you’ll meet her there).

    Ymmmamm! Yamnmamm! I devoured the food. After finishing the food, I took the plates to the kitchen and I washed the dishes. Kinda like a favour for Nancy. Her food can make you run mad. “Where z dad and mum?”, I asked as I cleaned up. “Dem don go work “, she replied.

    “Alright, I’m in my room ”
    “Oga AY, dem talk say make I give yhu diz money make yhu use am do anything you like”
    My ears stood up…..”How much?”
    “Be like say na 10K”
    Chai! 10K….Mind you! I am not Igbo, I am a Kogite (neither Yoruba/Hausa/Igbo).

    I raced up to my room and changed into a blue T-shirt and black pencil jeans with ma canvas. “I don dey go out”, I told Nancy. I called Joy and told her the goodie news. Well una all know galz, their rate of reaction is increased at the slightest sight of money.

    Make i take a step, i hear ma ringtone. I flashed through the name “Catherine “. That is the name of the gal that has a crush on me. Hmmm, “I don die, who tell diz gal say i get kudi”.

    “Hello, watsup”
    “I’m fyn n u?”
    “Xame”(feeling in different )
    “Where re u?”
    “On ma way out”
    “To where?”
    *smirk* see this gal she don turn wife
    “Joy’s place”
    “To do what?”
    *wetin dey do diz gal ahhhhh*
    “Chill out with her”
    “Can i join?”
    *lol…join keh! in which life?*
    “Sorry you can’t ”
    “why not?”
    “Nothing ”
    “Alright, but wen ll u b back? wanna see ur face”
    “Around 4pm”
    “Alright”
    “Yeah”
    “Bye *kisses*”
    *Mtchewww*
    “bye”.

    Catherine na fine gal but she too dey desperate. I sha carry leg go Joy house. I spend like 3K. People dey tink say we be lovers. Gosh! Joy is one in a million, she is beauty in totality. No iota of defect. Na so life be. Some ugly, some average, some fine.

    3:30pm, *phone rings*
    CATHERINE calling

    (laughing with Joy) “hi”
    “where re u”
    “with joy? why?”
    “I’m at ur auz”
    “i thought i said 4pm”
    “haba! its bcos i miss u”
    ……ONE WORD FOR THIS GAL
    “kk, on ma way”
    “bye”

    I told joy dat i had to go but not witout giving her 5H….rushed home, entered the parlour, EMPTY!
    Then i saw Nancy, “hi, anyone don come look for me?”
    “Yes, she dey ur rum”
    *Wetin diz gal go find*
    Still in my thoughts, as I opened my door, I recieved the shock of my life.

    ****GASPS****

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    MAY GOD BLESS ME

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    U don start o,no dulling moment jst take ur tym 2 bleep her,sabi na watn she want.

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    Ride on

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    I no get biased mind. No be wetin una dey tink i dey tink o!

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    Kip it rolling

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