January 15, 2014 at 7:22 am #14874
I have never been that scared in my life before, i freezed immediately ,” enter the middle ” the same voice said again, i humbled myself like a prophet, walked into their midst, they stood round in a circular form, 3 guys were in their midst sitting down on a chair, i could see their faces with the help of the moon light ” come on go down ” another loud voice said, i knelt down before he could even complete his statement, one of them searched me and brought out my fone and wallet, i was already choking with fear, my stubborness flew like a bird out of me, i was sweating outside but feeling cold inside of me, all my body was shaking, my heart was almost failing me, as i looked up trying to get a glimse of the guys sitting at the middle, i recognised a face of the guy that sat in the middle of the three, i knew he was a cultist, but very quiet and peaceful, he hardly speaks. I am very smart, i looked at the arrangement and sitting position and without doubt i knew he was their Capon, then remembered that one of my cousins Juliet told me he was a cultist and was from Delta State, Ukwale to be precise, same place with my mum, as lucky as i was i speak my mum’s dialet very well cos i was closer to my mum than James Bond(my Dad).
Out of desperation i voiced out ” Bros Ajè Sir o” its a way you greet your male elders in Ukwalè, the next thing he said was, ”i bu onye Ukwale”(meanin are you from Ukwale?), i said my mum in hesitation, he replied in our dialet sayn ” my brother get up”, so i did, ” how you take know say i be from Kwale”, he asked, ”, ”nah my Sister tell me” i replied, ”who be your Sister”? He asked ” Juliet for Angel’s lodge”, ”oooooookay ,so nah your Sister be that?,” ”yes i said, ”stand up,but wetin you find come this side”? As i stood up i started explaining, i been wan come meet Raphael make we go do awoko(all night reading) together, ” Raphael don go since nah, no waka this kind time again o,nah Abk be this, make una give am him fone nah my brother” he said, as the guy who searched me returned my wallet and fone, ”oya gimme your number” he said, ” anybody wey find you trouble for this school make you tell me, i go call you tomorrow, oya dey go house straight. I felt a big relief thinking he saved me, not knowing i had just encountered a scene that ll change may life in a negative way on campus for the remaining years i had left in school.January 15, 2014 at 7:27 am #14875
Days past, he started calling me often(Chuks the Capon), checking on me like i was his little Bro, kept inviting me to his house, out of fear i obliged, he takes care of me, gives me lots of money while i ran errands for him, wash his clothes, go get him food, ” i go make you bad, nah me go use my hand balm you” he ld laugh and say in front of his other cultist friends. As time flew i chilled with them most evenings after school, i smoked weed and drank with them in their compound, i started loving the life, they taught me how to smoke my first weed, while Chucks himself taught me my 1st drag, and out of highness i get to tell them the lil crazy things i did before i got my admission, so he(Chuks) ll say he knew i was tough but i shouldnt worry cos i ll be living the tough life soon. Chuks and his colleagues lived in thesame compound and everyone that lived there were all cultist of thesame Fraternity, his friends would always ask him(Chuks) ”Capo wen we go balm this guy nah” , they claimed they love my attitude and charisma, before i knew it i could speak their Slangs pretty well, and without doubt i knew the way i was headed i ll be one of them soon.
Still in 100 level, i had made alot of friends. One friday like that, i was suppose to be having the Grand piano course, but the Lecturer didnt show up, so my colleagues gathered around the Grand piano, Raphel was on the hot sit, playing something nice, but was interpreting it from a staff he placed in front of him, ” omo nah tym to catch babe be dis ” i told myself. I pushed myself into their midst and as Raphel saw me he stopped” nah my Boss be dis o” he said as he shoke me, he stood up and begged me to play, i sat and without looking at anything i was freestyling a song from Bob Marley, shaking my head as my eyes were closed, Raphael just kept hailing me, it was kinda funny so out of amusement i stopped, all of a sudden i noticed the class was fuller, i was seeing faces of colleagues from different levels, a pretty girl asked ” were you the one playing that stuff ”? yes i replied ”please play it again”, everyone was gathered around me, some at the back struggling to get a glimse of my face, ” 4 my mind i be Superstar” (u wan try swag?), i started again playing thesame sound track as i closed and opened my eyes at intervals, played hymns, worship songs as they sang along, i knew i had made a name and created a huge awareness for myself as well.
”Please i want to see you outside” the pretty girl whispered into my ears, ”and i loveee fine Girlsss, oh Jesus Christ”. I stopped almost immediately went out with her, ”strength of a woman as shaggy will say”. ”Am Tina 300level, you are in 100 right?” she askd, ”yes” i replied, ”whats your name?” she asked, ”Ken” i replied, ”howcome you know how to play this good?” she asked, as she was busy doing most of the conversations, ” i was a choir leader in church, so have been playing and singing for a long time now” i replied, ”where?” she asked, ”Lagos” i replied, ” please i want to be your friend i need to learn alot from you” she said, ” no p” i replied, then we exchanged numbers. Singing and playing the Grand Piano was a nice combo for a music Student then, so it fetched me lots of Girls, ”shebi dem wan learn?, I go teach them,make them no worry, Lol”.
As time flew, Tina and I were hanging out alot of times, rehearsing and getting to know eachother better, she began to add emotions to our friendship cos i see the look on her face when other girls call me and book me down for the Piano thing, i wasnt bad for a guy, i was funny, very fair in complexion, tall and i had started working out a year before, so my looks were’nt bad, i had my freedom cos my gf(Chizzy) as at then was writing her Jamb geting ready for Madonna.
One night myself and Tina went to school to do the all night rehearsals thing(awoko), we had already secured a Grand Piano, and each Piano had its own small room. We were inside and we locked the door behind us. After Rehearsing for a while, she asked me to sing for her, so i did, singing her ”Paul Play’s Angel of my Life”, but i was only freestyling, she took it personal thinking i meant it,cos as i sang i added emotions,holding her hand and rubbing her by the chick, she got carried away as lil tears rolled down her eyes, and before i could say Jack we had started kissing, ‘(and me, my hand dey sabi do pass emself), i grabed her booobbs, as i was taking off her clothes, she was taking mine off too, and finaly we were starked Unclad, i lifted her up and placed her on the Grand Piano, kissed her from head to toes, while she kept moaning aloud, ”do you have a condom”? She asked in a sweet low tone, (me wey don get carrier for sex industry couple of years back), i reached for my wallet and brought out a cd, as she helped me roll it on my Piakantus, she leaned on the Grand Piano, then i thrusted from behind.January 19, 2014 at 3:08 pm #14925
On Saturday morning the following day, my fone rang it was Tina calling, ”Hello Sweety how are you?”she said, ”am fine hope you slept well” i asked, ”i did, thanks for last night, it was awesome” she said, ”and what happened last night” i asked in pretence, ” stop jor, i will send you a text now, its my address, i want to see you before 12, and please lemme know so i can prepare something before you come” she said, ” ok i let you know” i added. She droped the call and after seconds i had gotten a text, seem like she had already typed it down before she called me, ”take a bike, just tell the bikeman to bring you to Queens hostel, Monkey Joint” the text read.
The name Monkey Joint rang a bell in my head, i have heard lots of rumours of how bad the area is, that a jew-man (someone who isnt a Cultist) couldnt go there, if not you ll be striped of your belongings and even your clothes if what you wore made sense to them. I was kinda scared, but i am the stubborn type, i love experiences.
I love doing things my own way, instead of 12 o clock that she gave me, i adjusted the time to how i wanted it, i hung out with a few friends at Flex Bar in Ekrejeta close to campus 3, then left there at about 6pm, called Tina i was coming and that i had been busy, with the sound of her voice i knew she was excited, ”e be like say this Babe don fall for me ooo” i said in my mind. I took a bike to Monkey Joint and kept searching for Queens hostel but we couldnt find it, i just had to pay the bikeman and let him go, and as annoying as it was her number wasnt reachable, we use to have network problems then.
I kept searching for the place and at thesame time was trying her number, we really do have bad days cos i finally ran in2 a host of some weird looking guys smoking weed, all gathered sitting in front of a house, ”Guy show” one of them said, i walked to where they where, ” who you be” another guy asked, i said i was looking for someone, he stood up and the next thing was a dirty slap on my face ” Guy i say who you be, wetin you dey do for this cove”?, the slap was so hot that i couldnt reply and this time unlike my first encounter i wasnt scared, instead i was burning with fury, i know that slang and with the colours they wore i knew who they were,(yellow Boys, RB, Rugged Bucchaniares) ” go down my friend” another one shouted, they had searched me and collected my fone and wallet(again oo), i knelt down but this time stubbornly, i tried to say something, the guy slapped me again ”come on deck your cappings(meaning keep quiet), you talk when you are been spoken to” he said, at that moment had gotten so angry that i wasnt feeling any pain, ”who you fine come this cove”? the slapper asked again while others surrounded me and watched, as i was about to say something my fone started ringing, the guy with my fone looked at it and asked ” who be Tina?”, ”the babe wey i fine come” i said angrily, he answered the fone and said ” Tina come to Evil Arena, you need to identify somebody for us”.
She knew i was in trouble and within 5mins Tina had showed up, her hostel was the next street, as she saw me ”Ken what happened,what did he do?”, she asked them, ”ok so you are the Tina?” the Slapper asked, ”yes” she said, ”you know this guy” asked the slapper, ”yes, he is my boyfriend” she replied, ”Guy stand up, no vex, nah so e be for here oo, we just dey try OBS you(meanin to observe me) for safety reasons” i stood up then they gave me my fone and wallet.
I was still burning with anger, i knew it that my face was red cos i was feeling it, she held me by the waist as we walked to her house,”am sooo sorry for the embarrassment,i would have waited for you at the junction”. (mtcheew when the thing don already happen). We got to her place but i couldnt stay, the whole incident kept ringing like an alarm in my head and i sighed every 5secs, she brought me indomie and fried egg with 5alive, i couldnt even eat,i was still boiling with fury, and after like 10mins i told her to see me off, she couldnt complain or ask why i didnt eat, she understood perfectly how i was feeling at point in time.
She saw me off, i took a bike, passed my house down to Chuk’s house, we lived in desame vicinity, as i got down from the bike and payed, they were all outside, smoking, laughing and drinking, i got to were they were and they knew i wasnt lively like i use to, i kept quiet for a while and all i did was sigh and finaly i said something, ” i wan balm, i want mak una balm me now now now, i cant take this intimidation again”, every body kept quiet immediately, turned their eyes to where i was, ”wetin happen” Chuks asked, ” i say i wan balm now now now” i repeated myself again loudly and clearly.January 19, 2014 at 3:18 pm #14926
”Calm down Ken” Chuks stood up, came to where i was, saw marks on my face and knew something big must have happened ( i fair well well so wetin you expect), it took me a while before i gave them a full download of what happened, and then Yellow Boys and Black Boys hated eachother. Chuks was so upset cos i was more like a Broda to him ”you wan balm shey?” he asked, ” i say make una balm me eehh!” i kept repeating it over and over again, ”you remember their faces”? Flames(he belonged to the fraternity) asked me, ” even if i forget the rest face, i no fit ever and will never forget the Slapper” i replied. ” we go run am no worry” said Chuks, they passed me already wrapped weed, i smoked up and drank and before you new it i was laughing again like nothing happened but still treasured the face of the Slapper in my treasure box upstairs.
At 200 level i became bolder, badder, more confident, and had more attitude(if you know what i mean). I moved out of my cousins apartment, got my own place at Ekrejeta, not too far from Campus 1, got a roommate(Esosa, met him during our Post Ume and kept in touch ever since) cos once in a while you need someone to talk to.Tina was already in her final year, but our friendship didnt stop at the 1st sexxx we had at the rehearsal night, she had a bf but we had sexxx whenever we hung out, more sexxx excapades kept happening at our night rehearsals, i guess she must have probadly loved it but it became a normal thing, we had it a couple of times at her house but guess like 3 times, i hardly go there cos i will only be trading on enemies territory. When you are very close to a girl(i mean the kinda closeness where you could tell eachother your deepest secrets) and you guys are’nt dating then one thing leads to another, you guys have sex, you ll find it difficult to stop, even if you try as long as you are in thesame enviroment, its beta u guys had kept it at just being friends, Tina’s experience thought me that, and for the fact that i was the kinda guy who will never pay money to a girl for sexxx, beg for sexxxx, so we kept doing it cos she gave me cheerfully, i could stay away from sexxxx for as long as it takes, but if i see the zero i go put my one inside, and if you are very close to a girl and you guys aint fukkking, she ll take you like clown, engage you whenever shes bored, and shock you with an insult of your life, another girl’s experience thought me that(story for another day) .
I was hanging out with Chuks and the other guys at the front of their creep, doing the usual smoking and drinking thing on a chilling evening like that, a bike droped 1 fresh looking young guy like that, ” Osalobua! Its a lie, who the fukkk am i seeing” i cried out like a man in the wilderness, i started laughing cos i thought i was high, i cleaned my eyes again very very well, as in very well( lmao), i realised i use to hear that phrase ‘its a small world’ would you believe? It was the Slapper that humiliated my life when i went to Tina’s place for the first timeJanuary 19, 2014 at 3:25 pm #14927
It was about 5 or 6 months gone already, i doubt he could still remember my face. Where i was you could picture the huge smile on my face,(trust me it was an evil smile), at that moment the only thing on my mind was ‘Pay Back’, i stood up from where i was gave someone my smoke to hold for me, they still hadnt known who the guy was, then i intercepted him on the way, his fone was on his ear ” am there now please come outside, dont keep me waiting” he said to the person he was speaking with on the fone, then hung up, i knew a Girl had brought him to that environment, ‘aint life a Naughty Lady?’ lol, Chuks and the other guys were quiet and just watching, they thought it was an old friend i hadnt seen in a long time, even at that they knew i had my own attitude, i was so unpredictable and fearless, so they respected me for that.
” Guy howfar nah, shey you remember this face?” i calmly asked him, he kept quiet for a while like he was trying to recollect, after a while he said ”No but i guess have seen you somewhere before, your face looks familiar kind of”, i started laughing cos he hasnt realised what he’s just gotten himself into. I was extra careful, i stayed away from trouble and avoided stepping on peoples toes, so as not to get stepped on too, but if you bring the trouble, am down for it, when you want to hurt me, you ll have to kill me cos if you make me come back for revenge or pay back i do worse, my motto was ‘i do to others what i want them to do to me’ and ‘treat people the way i would want them to treat me’,thats just me.
”Guy you sure say you no remember this face?” i calmly asked again, my guys were still watching, ” guy i no know you jor, shey you know me” he asked, then i directed my mouth to his ears and whispered to him saying ” you remember that guy wey u slap anyhow with your men them the day i come see one Tina girl like that for monkey joint last semester?”, i saw the shock on his face, he was quiet for a while, as he was about to say something the girl he called showed up, came to where we were then hugged and kissed him right in front of me (insult number 2), ” Guy abeg no vex shey we settle am that day, we just dey try OBS you that day, nah to keep our mothership safe” he said (see confidence sha), bringing his hand for me to shake, i pushed it back, ”guy i don apologise abeg clear road” ( lol see mind sha), ”you forget say forgiveness nah sin?”, i asked calmly, ” Guy clear road abeg” he said trying to shove me out of the way (people get mind sha), holding his girl by the hand, it infuriated me, before he knew it, he had gotten an unexpected head-butt using all the force my head could gather, landed my head between his noise and top lips, the force was so much that it gave me a slight cut on my forehead, but his top lips had been bursted open, his mouth was pumping blood as if you were trying to inflate a car tire
Chuks and the other guys stood up from where they were in shock, no one saw that coming, from where they were they felt i was talking to an old friend, ”Ken wetin happen, Ken wetin happen”? They were asking me at thesame time, ” nah the bastard wey slap me anyhow for monkey joint the day wey i come back dey para”,i said (exactly wetin nobody wan hear at that moment), his girl had already started crying, i know she lives in the vicinity, we say hi whenever we bump into eachother but a man has got to do what he’s got to do, ” come on go down there, go down” Chuks and the other guys were shouting at him as he was getting slaps and punches from different angles, while the girl kept crying. The noise excited the neighbours and people staying around, people started coming out from their hostels. ” wida u?”, ”Abra-ka-ya”(meaning i dnt know, lmao) Chuks and the other guys were asking him, i went to a corner took my shirt off, ”abeg make una free am, make em get up, nah between me and am, i wan fight this guy one on one, man to man” i shouted as i went to their midst while people gazed on, ” abeg make una help me draw circle” i said.
They drew the circle, i was like a ferocious beast, i wanted to unleash the pain he made me go through, he was reluntant to fight, maybe he was scared or something(i dont know) but that gave me a hedge, i threw him some punches, his mouth was still bleeding like a tap,at 1st i didnt give a d--n, people came close and was begging on his behalf, his gf(whether na em babe i no know for them) knelt down held me by pants, pulling, crying and begging, so i freed him, told the girl to get him water to clean himself, she did, but he was still bleeding, so i called a bike, payed him to take him home .” guy no vex we just dey try OBS you” i said (at least he should have a taste of his own food and see how it feels).
I and the other guys sat outside, strategised and prepared, cos normally we were expecting him and his frat coming to fight back, so we sat and waited patiently…January 19, 2014 at 3:31 pm #14928
We waited that day nothing happened, waited the 2nd day nothing happened, and nothing still happened tiil date. Am sure maybe he didnt tell his guys what really happened that day cos if he did, they wouldnt have gone down without a fight, ‘sure thing’.
I had gotten alot of female friends, i guess the Piano thing made it alot easier cos evreyrone wanted a rehearsal night *winks*, but there was this particular Portharcout girl(their swag no be here ooo, Lol) , Salma by name ‘ we just liked eachother, (you know that kind of friendship where you ll just like eachother for no reason), i didnt ask her out but for no reason we just started dating, how we met was realy weird. Chizzy had gotten admission the previous year in Madonna. She visits me frequently in school, but Salma was closer to me cos i spent time with her often but i luvd Chizzy mor, she was my 1st so i just had that permanent respect for her, we ve been close since kids. I still had it going on with Tina, she was such a cheerful giver, she gave willingly, freely and judiciously and i recieved gladly, humblely, happily, the feeling was mutual, she liked me naturally and added emotions in everything we did. She would invite me over to her place i would refuse (guess you know why), so we did lots of nice rehearsals.
During exams that semester, i carried a course over from my 100 level, so i wanted to re-write it. I took my time, read very well, the course was History of African Music 102. On the exam day i went to the hall, where i sat, someone tapped me from behind, ” please hope you read for this course very well” it was Salma, ” i did small sha, anything?” i asked, ” i have been carrying this course since my 100 and am in 300 now, if there’s anyway you can help me please do” she said, ” ok we go rugged am no wahala” i said ” thank you she replied.
As the exam went on, i placed my answer sheet where Salma could clealy see it, made her copy almost everything, then left her behind and went to submit my paper. After exams like that i hung out with friends just outside the department talking about the Paper, so i hung out with a few friends talking about the Paper not too long Salma came out of the hall very excited looking for me, saw me, came to where i was rushed me with a hug, i knew it was out of excitment, she probably might have never written that well, ” am Salma, ken thank you” she said, ” how did you know my name” i asked, ”i saw it on your script , she said”, ” i for fear(we both laughed), hope you wrote well?”i asked, ” i did thanks to you” she said. She collected my number and said she was going to call me ; and she was really looking sophisticated(you know as Ph babes dem be nah) and very very Pretty too, ‘chocolate looking girl like that ( OMG how i love chocolate).
I and my friends kept talking about the paper, as i watched her walk away (this girl make sense oo, see front and back sha), i said in my mind at first, when i couldnt condole the Beauty anymore i had to voice it out, make e no go choke me ” this erema make mad brain, Salma i dey wait for your call i swear” while evryone bursted into laugher. I watched her as she was arguing with a guy from a distance, the guy kept pointing at me, and i hate it when people do that(you must tell me wetin make you dey point if you no wan buy market), as i was pondering the pointin (wetin make this guy dey point me,i was askin myself), what i saw next was a dirty slap from where i stood with my friends, the guy slaped Salma, ( see babe wey make mad sense like this) ; and for me i hate it when a guy hits a girl, i cant lay a finger on a woman, a girl has slapped me before i walked away James Bond son like me, my mum thought me that anyway, ”she said if you can beat a girl you sleeping with, dont be surprise if your son beats your wife(it could be her stop mum), aside that i treat women and their matters with caution.
I could’nt hold myself, the slap gave me an insight about the pointing,(he saw her collected my number,and when she hugged me, he must felt i had chiked her and maybe she had fell cheaply, or maybe he felt she disrespected him for doing the things he saw her did in front of him)so i thought, i went to where they were as people gazed on(una know as people dey gather for department block after exam), the place was full, the whole attention was just focused on the both of them. Somehow i knew i was part of the reason he slapped her, ” guy even if your babe do wetin piss you off, chill till una reach house, no be for public” , i said angrily, ”e concern you? Nah ur babe?” he asked, ”shey you don pay her bride price, which eye you want make people take look am” i asked back , ”gerrout make i no slap you too” he replied,(Ah! ah! i don suffer sha, evrybody wan slap me, c wetin baby face dey cos, God no just bless us with bierbier),” you no go like even wan try am” i said,”, i became infuriated, and trying to rephrase him he…January 19, 2014 at 3:37 pm #14929
As i was trying to rephrase him, he slapped me(again ooo) in public, ‘i have a very Babyish face, right now am 26 but still look 22, but a strong and cute face too’, maybe nah why e dey easy for me to collect slap. I felt it stood in thesame exact position when the slap hit my face like i was a paused movie, everywhere was calm, with eyes gazing waiting to see my reaction, normally my friends and people in the department that really knew me knew i wouldnt let that one go without a fight, or at least a head-butt or something. I was upset but all of a sudden i started laughing(whats funny, i dont know)while people kept gazing as Salma watched in shock, i went closer to the guy, lean close to one side of his ear and said ” Bros you go get my message soon” and then walked away. People where surprised cos that was so unlike me, but fighting in public at that moment wasnt just the right approach to make i thought to myself ‘there are many angles to score a goal from’, but i was certain it wasnt going to just end there, ”Guy your father i dey wait for you, you know who i be?” he shouted as i walked away, i kept a deaf ear like he wasnt talking to me(there’s only one way to find, i go know soon no worry, i said in my mind).
That evenin as i hung out with the guys, i narrated what happened and told them i would take care of it myself, and they knew i could. At about 2.am that night, i woke up to pee, took my fone and flipped through, i noticed i had gotten like 4 to 5 missed calls, an unknown number, i wasnt familiar with the number so i gave it a beep, expecting the number to call back, within minutes, after i had peed, the number called back, i picked it kept quiet waiting to hear the caller speak 1st, ”(i heard a lovely voice from the other end)Hello Ken its Salma”, ” hey whasup, how are you” i asked, ” am fine, have been calling” she said, ” am sorry my dear, been sleeping, hope your Rambo Boyfriend isnt there, before he slaps the living hell out of you again and probably give me mine through the fone” i asked, ”(she bursted into laughter) no i stay alone” she replied, ” babe how you take dey cope with that guy, a girl as pretty as you are, please you deserve better, not a guy who’s suppose to be protecting you messing you up in public” i asked, ” my dear this isnt the first time he’s done stuffs like that, he hits me and the next minute apologises and tells me howmuch he loves me and want to keep me, but yesterday’s own was way out of line for me, i broke up with him, silly guy” she said, ” why did you break up nah, you Bleep up ooo, you for wait make em kill you first nah” i said as he laughed on, ” Ken thanks for standing up for me, and for the slap you took for me(laughing)” she said, ”just that ordinary slap, i can do more, even Jack died for Rose in Titanic” i said, she couldnt help it but just kept laughing for a while, then when she finaly got hold of herself she said ” you are so funny sha, my ex the guy too serious, but seriously thanks for standing up for me and i apologise on his behalf”, ”babe you no need apologise for am o, nah between me and am, if there should be an apology he should come do it himself, if not i ll force it out of his mouth” i said, ” Ken that guy is dangerous, please let it go, i dont want him to hurt you” she said, i already understood what she meant by him being dangerous, an ordinary guy wouldnt just slap two people in public like that,thats certain, as she said that i started laughing, “whats funny?” she asked, ”him hurting me is funny, cos i walked away shouldnt make you think am weak,what makes you think i am not more dangerous as he is, he should be scared cos he doesnt know what i have in mind” i replied, ”make i hear jare, aje-butter like you” she said, ”you really mistaking my looks, you should have asked him what i told him in his ear” i said, ”and what did you tell him” she asked, ”if you cant ask him, you ll find out soon enough” i said, ”you dey talk like say you belong,shey you belong” she asked, ” there’s only one way to find out” i replied, ”how” she asked, ”when you come close to me you tell me the answer” i said, ”wow i think i like you, we are flowing like have known you for years” she said, ”for me i dont tink i like you, i have graduated from thinking, i know i like you” i replied, she laughed and after a while she said ”can we see tomorrow, maybe hangout or something” she said,( you wan try blushing? I was waiting for her to say that), ”ofcourse why not” i replied, ”so how do we see, do i come to your place or you come to mine” she asked,(i tought for a while)then said, ”my place will do, or what do you think?” i asked, ” am cool with that,where do you stay?” she asked, ” Ekrejeta” i replied, ”ok text me the address when we are done talking” she said, ”i will do just that, so tell me more about yourself” i said, ”why the rush? You have all day to get to know me tomorrow”she said.January 19, 2014 at 3:41 pm #14930
Salma and I had a very nice converstation that night, we talked liked we ve known eachother for a long time, and after Mtn made us quit talking around 4.30am, we slept lookin forward to seeing eachother at the dawn of the day, i sent her my address as soon as she droped the call(delay is dangerous, lol).
At about 10am, she called and said she was set and on her way, i rushed into the bathroom to freshing up, sprayed all the sprayables, wore a pant trouser and a singlet, i wasnt even through yet, she had called again, telling me to come pick her outside. I went outside the gate and behold, before me stood this amazing, georgous looking queen, she was dressed like one going for a dinner party or an award night, she was wearing a Beautiful red gown that brought her mad hips out, and to match was a nice pair of shoes(was she trying to impress me, i said to myself), i swear i was speechless at 1st, all i did was gaze, then finally ” you are the Prettiest thing have seen in a long time, Salma you are Beautiful” i said(lost in her Beauty), ” thanks” she said, she held me by the arm as we walked inside(that guy dey flex sha, i said in my mind).
We got into my apartment and offered her a seat. ”you have a nice place, you even have a piano” she said, ” its for the fellowship i play for here in School, i use it to rehearse and tutor our colleagues as well” i said, ”i dont understand you,how can you be bad and good at thesame time, nah wah ooo things dey happen,anyhow sha you stay alone?” she asked, ” i have a room-mate but he traveled to Benin” i replied. We had a nice time, gisted and laughed for hours, then i asked if she ll love to drink, she agreed. We went to Flex Bar not all that far from my house, ” what ll you love to drink” i asked, ”Stout” she said, ”that means you are my Sister in Alcohol’ i replied as we laughed.
I took two big stout and she took two small Stout and one Gordon Spark, then we went back to my place. (Iyaff tey wey the babe don dey drink), she still went to the kitchen, prepared indomie an egg, we ate, and then she slept off. Around 8 to 9pm i woke her up to shower, she did and slept back, then i had mine too.
Later i slept too, i woke up at intervals to pee and check on her, at about 6.am that morning we woke up facing eachother ,kept quiet and kept staring at eachother’s eyes, as a sharp guy nah i just slapped her with one sentilating kiss like that(anything wey wan happen make e happen), she cleared my doubt by responding to the kisses, as the kiss kept going on, i reached for her boobbbs, it was soft as a wool,(she must have taken off her bra after she had her bath, she knew this would happen, good say i no dull,i said in my mind), as i caressed them through her gown, she reached for my boxers and grabed my Bianpolo, went below and reached for it with her mouth, as she sukkked me, no doubt i knew she had master degrees in Sukkkilogy and Bedmatics, D--n! She was good, she sukkked my dikkk so wild i thought she was going to devour it, when she was done, i reached for her gown and took it off, i noticed her undies wasnt on, at that moment i knew she knew it was going to happen, i made her lay on the bed, tickled her with kisses from her fore-head, eyes, licked and tickled her ears, kissed her nose, lips, jaw, around her neck went down like that, sukkked her bursty bosoms, s----d and danced my tongue around her Tips, kissed and tickled her down her belly, navel, then her thighs, down to her legs, came back, spread her legs wide, she had gotten so wet she was already dripping, ” i need you inside Ken” she whispered with her eyes closed, i reached for the bedside, deeped my hand into my store room of condoms, as i tore the seal off, she opened her eyes and took it from me (shey nah skin this babe want make i go? I asked myself), as i was pondering, she brought the cd out and rolled it professionally on my dikkkson(ph i hail ooo, i said in my mind), the next thing she stood up, and then bent down with one hand touching her kneel and then supported the wall with the other(nah which kind wild babe be this, shey you dey hear of ph babes, nah them be this, i laughed in my mind), canine and things all the way, she realy loved it from the back, and i love challenges, i had to face the task in front of me squarely, i pulled her by her hair, and rode like i was riding a horse to a war, i thought she would complain, but she didnt, instead her moaning filled the whole room like a fragrance, after a long while we switched postion, she sat ontop of me and was whining her hips like a Dj on the wheel of Steel, Damnnn! Never bleeped a girl that good, shes got talent i must say, i realised the difference between sex and a good Bleep, she kept it going with her eyes closed like one meditating while i caressed and squeezed her bosoms, she made me had respect for ph girls, ‘the babe really represent well’, before i knew it my morning bell had rang.