written by Chipappi

konji is a bastard son of a thousand fathers.
So i was in a bus on my way to the market to
buy a trouser for church service. The next day
being Sunday and i needed to look good for
that girl that had caught my eyes since the
first day i saw her.

My Facebook messenger binged. I opened it
and it was my new Ghana girl. She said hi, i
said hello. We started our usual chats. I
usually don’t like going far with girls that i’m
sure wont be of any benefit to me. So our
chat was mainly about what she ate, how she
ate, the color of what she ate and who
cooked what she ate. You know the usual
Facebook chat.

So i decide to check out her Facebook photos
once more. I saw she had uploaded new
pictures. These ones were clearer than the
ones she uploaded in the past.

I seemed to notice that all her features were
clearer here and she has joined Facebook bad
gang. The ones that purposely flash their
b0s0m and booty at the camera. My h---y
mind set it.

So i decided to take the convo deeper.

Me: so what are you doing?
Her: I’m about to take my bath, u?
Me: well, am on my way to the market. So
can i join you in the bath?
Her: sure, i will increase the bath water.
Me: just pull off and wait for me.
Her: kk, I’m waiting boo……
………..
The convo got more kinky. My J0yst!ck had
already tripled in size. We were both enjoying
ourselves.
We were at the peak of it all when the bus
came to a halt. My J0yst!ck was still as hard
as olumo rock.
I looked up from my phone and
everybody was alighting from the bus. I
noticed i had gotten where i was supposed to
get down. The conductor looked at me.

Me: I never reach my bus stop naa

Conductor: Oga na here we dy stop o.

I looked at him with sweat all over me and
observed my J0yst!ck,. In my mind i was like

“Oga go down naa”.

Only God knows how i managed to leave there
that day with my erection.

These days. I have learnt to pocket my phone
anytime I’m in a bus…