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    Mr player hw i wishe ur trouser will ripped into 2 so dat……….. U kn naa, ride on.

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    should I ride on

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    Roll on

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    Episode 2

    On this Friday i just needed to vent. You know
    that moment when all of your body itches you
    and you just don’t know why. Nothing seems
    to interest you and you just feel weak. So I
    was in this particular mood that day.

    I needed to let it out on someone. And was
    looking for a prey.

    My whatsapp binged. I took a look and it was
    Chinaza, my girlfriend. Finally, a victim.

    We started our chat. I have to confess, i was
    quite annoying but she persisted. Maybe that’s
    why she’s my main chick. She cares a lot.

    I was determined to vent all my anger on her.
    So as i was going hard on her. I guess she
    figured out something was wrong and started
    to pet me, asking what the matter was. I kept
    maintaining nothing was wrong while being a
    total Sadist.

    A while later when she probably got tired, she
    called my phone.

    Her:what’s wrong?

    Me: i told you nothing was wrong naa

    Her: are you sure?

    Me: yea. Was that why you called?

    Her: not really

    Me: so?

    Her: well, i didn’t see my period

    Me: who did you give it to?

    Her: you.

    Me: Really?

    Her: be serious for once naa.

    Something hit me on my mind immediately.
    It dawned on me that she said just she didn’t
    see her period. The implications seemed to
    simmer into my head. I pause and continued,
    this time with much concern in my voice.

    Me: how come, did you check well, i mean is
    your period supposed to start now?
    Her: yea. Its 3 days late and i’m scared like
    this o.

    By this time, my voice was real shaky.
    I couldn’t even afford a condom talk more of
    affording a baby.

    Me: But i have always been careful naa.
    How come?

    Her: i don’t know o. Shey i told you to buy
    condom that day but you were too drunk to

    Me: nawa o. Baby are you sure?

    Her: Nop, i’m not sure, i just like it more when
    you are scared than when you are angry. Just
    buy me a sanitary pad when coming. Love you.
    Bye bye.

    She laughed hard and dropped the phone. By
    this time i had totally forgotten i was feeling

    That girl shaa. She is crazy but i think thats
    why i love her.

    stay tuned for next episode

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    Following… Next episode

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    One girl told Daddy Showkey, i v nt seen my flower o, he said really. may b ur mama don use am fry puff-puff, guy God don save o.

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    Episode 3

    Recently i have been bored and that increased
    my activities on facebook.
    And so i met this new girl. Judging from her
    pictures, she was posh in all ramifications.
    So we got talking..

    She was a jambite seeking admission into my
    school. I smiled at the prospect of hanging
    out with a jambito. I calculated they would be
    cheaper to run around with.

    Long story short, i asked her out. After much
    whining and shakara from her, she accepted.
    We fixed a date, . Exchanged numbers and
    started looking forward to our meeting.

    On a Monday afternoon like this, i was on my
    bed, half sleeping and half recovering from the
    little torment my babe, Chinaza gave me.
    That girl shaa.

    My phone rang, i hurriedly picked and shouted
    a coarse hello into the mouthpiece.
    A very melodious female voice came up from
    the other end.

    Me: Hello, na who be this?
    Caller: Hi, its Rita, remember?
    Me: Rita kwa? Rita from where?
    Caller: Hey, you’ve forgotten already? We were
    supposed to be meeting today.

    My head rang gbagam, i jumped up from my
    Me: yea Rita right, where are you now?
    Rita: I’m about to leave my house.
    Just wanted to make sure it’s still going down.
    Me: Ok, you can start coming, call me when
    you get to the school gate.

    Immediately we dropped the call. I quickly
    grabbed my towel, ran into the bathroom, did a
    quick wash up, i couldn’t even remember if
    used soap or not.

    I dressed up, picked my wallet, counted the
    1000 naira notes inside, 5 in total. I slid the
    wallet in my pocket and ran to James, my
    friends room. We both lived in the same lodge.
    He had promised to escort me.

    He hurriedly dressed up. And we both left the
    house. I ensured he had some money on him,
    just in case.

    We were in a keke headed for the school gate
    when she called.

    Me: Hey are you there yet?
    Rita: Yea. We just dropped now.
    Me: Ok. I will be there soon.

    Then something like an audio flash back hit

    Me: Did you say “we”
    Rita: yea, i came with a friend, i didn’t know
    the way so i needed her to help out.
    Me: Okay o. Just wait for me. I dropped the

    James just looked at me with a wicked grin on
    his face and said
    “Guy, u don enter”
    “Her friend better be cute too or i go just deny
    am for there sharp sharp” i said as the keke
    dropped us.

    Locating them wasn’t so hard. I observed her
    from afar and her pictures didn’t lie. She was
    as cute as can be. Her friend too wasn’t bad.
    We approached them. Reintroduced ourselves.
    James just focused on her friend who’s name
    was Cynthia.

    So we moved into the nearest eatery.
    Got ourselves a seat. Called the waiter.
    I was going to order for snacks so i could at
    least have some change in my pocket. Then
    James asked them to make the order
    themselves. I just eyed him, he smiled and
    smacked his lips.

    “But get us chivita juice first and then take
    their orders” James was still talking. I was
    graphically dividing the money in my pocket
    with my imaginary eyes.

    The Juice came. We opened it, poured into
    our various glasses, started sipping as the
    girls started making their orders.
    Rita was representing their interest.

    “We’ll both take fried rice and chicken with
    lots of salad on it”
    James who had his glass of juice on his lips
    quickly dropped it on the table. My eyes
    tripled in size.
    “Wait, Bae are you two going to share the
    plate of rice or what?”
    I asked
    “Noo, we are getting two” Rita replied. James
    “Ok o” i said and faced my drink.

    The waitress came back with two plates of
    steaming fried rice and huge chicken wings.
    Only God knows how i managed not to snatch
    the food for them. As the waitress was leaving
    she called after her and asked for two cups of
    ice cream.

    I stepped hard on James feet under the table.
    He looked at me and grabbed his glass of
    juice and started gulping it.

    As they were lazily eating their food. We
    started a conversation. Her friend was a 100
    level student of mass communication in the
    school. While she was also trying to get
    admitted into the Same mass communication
    departmentWe talked for a long while. When
    they were almost done with their food, i got
    up and made my way to the rest room.

    Counted my money again. Half cried for my
    life, urinated and went back to the table only
    to be welcomed by additional two cups of ice
    cream and another Chivita juice. I looked at
    the door, the devil inside me started advising
    me to make use of the door but i just jejely
    strolled to our table and sat down. James just
    managed to cover a good part of his face with
    his hands and was convulsing with laughter.
    I just cleared my throat. Called the waitress to
    get me the bill.

    The bill arrived, 7,250 naira. I was really
    tempted to yell at the girls but i managed to
    control my emotions. I just pulled out the 5000
    naira in my pocket, handed it over to James
    alongside bill, grabbed the new juice and
    poured a large quantity of it in my glass, after
    all i was paying for it. James completed the
    money and paid.

    I looked at the girls who were still romancing
    their food.
    “well, you girls should just round up and let’s
    get going” i said
    “We are through” Rita said and they both
    picked their handbags.

    I looked at their plate, the food was still a bit
    much and the meat was scarcely touched.
    I and James looked at each other with our
    mouths open. I nodded and we all left the

    “So when are we seeing you guys again?”
    James asked as we got outside the eatery.
    “well i will be coming to register for my post
    ume in 2 weeks time. Maybe we can hook up
    again” Rita said
    “hope you guys will sleep over next time”
    james was still asking
    “Ermm, till then” Rita replied.
    James nodded. He felt his pocket and said he
    forgot his handkerchief inside. He went back

    I flagged down a keke and they both entered.
    I bade them farewell and asked the driver to
    move before they would start expecting me to
    pay their fare.

    James came out with a nylon which i wasn’t
    bothered to check because i was fuming

    “Guy which kind wahala be this naa” i half
    screamed as James approached me.
    He looked at me and broke into a laughter.
    “Guy those girls shaa, na your village people
    send them like this” he said
    “And remember you dy owe me 2,250 naira o”
    I looked at him and hissed. He laughed and
    suggested we stop a keke to take us back to
    our lodge.
    “Na your nyash you go use pay for the keke” i
    told him
    Shaa, we walked all the way to our lodge
    under the hot sun.
    Immediately we got back. I just crashed on my
    James came into my room and grabbed my
    “Guy which level naa, wetin u wan use my
    stove do” i asked him
    “i wan use am cook, no worry, i go comot 250
    for the money wey you owe as compensation
    for the kerosene” he laughed and left with my
    stove. I hissed, got up from the bed and
    poured a small quantity of Garri in a cup and
    headed to James room to borrow sugar.

    As i walked into his room, i saw him cooking
    the remaining fried rice and chicken those
    girls had left….

    stay tune for next episode

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    GOOD 4 U

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