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0Episode 2
On this Friday i just needed to vent. You know
that moment when all of your body itches you
and you just donât know why. Nothing seems
to interest you and you just feel weak. So I
was in this particular mood that day.I needed to let it out on someone. And was
looking for a prey.My whatsapp binged. I took a look and it was
Chinaza, my girlfriend. Finally, a victim.We started our chat. I have to confess, i was
quite annoying but she persisted. Maybe thatâs
why sheâs my main chick. She cares a lot.I was determined to vent all my anger on her.
So as i was going hard on her. I guess she
figured out something was wrong and started
to pet me, asking what the matter was. I kept
maintaining nothing was wrong while being a
total Sadist.A while later when she probably got tired, she
called my phone.Her:whatâs wrong?
Me: i told you nothing was wrong naa
Her: are you sure?
Me: yea. Was that why you called?
Her: not really
Me: so?
Her: well, i didnât see my period
Me: who did you give it to?
Her: you.
Me: Really?
Her: be serious for once naa.
Something hit me on my mind immediately.
It dawned on me that she said just she didnât
see her period. The implications seemed to
simmer into my head. I pause and continued,
this time with much concern in my voice.Me: how come, did you check well, i mean is
your period supposed to start now?
Her: yea. Its 3 days late and iâm scared like
this o.By this time, my voice was real shaky.
I couldnât even afford a condom talk more of
affording a baby.Me: But i have always been careful naa.
How come?Her: i donât know o. Shey i told you to buy
condom that day but you were too drunk to
care.Me: nawa o. Baby are you sure?
Her: Nop, iâm not sure, i just like it more when
you are scared than when you are angry. Just
buy me a sanitary pad when coming. Love you.
Bye bye.She laughed hard and dropped the phone. By
this time i had totally forgotten i was feeling
somehow.That girl shaa. She is crazy but i think thats
why i love her.stay tuned for next episode
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+1Episode 3
Recently i have been bored and that increased
my activities on facebook.
And so i met this new girl. Judging from her
pictures, she was posh in all ramifications.
So we got talking..She was a jambite seeking admission into my
school. I smiled at the prospect of hanging
out with a jambito. I calculated they would be
cheaper to run around with.Long story short, i asked her out. After much
whining and shakara from her, she accepted.
We fixed a date, . Exchanged numbers and
started looking forward to our meeting.On a Monday afternoon like this, i was on my
bed, half sleeping and half recovering from the
little torment my babe, Chinaza gave me.
That girl shaa.My phone rang, i hurriedly picked and shouted
a coarse hello into the mouthpiece.
A very melodious female voice came up from
the other end.Me: Hello, na who be this?
Caller: Hi, its Rita, remember?
Me: Rita kwa? Rita from where?
Caller: Hey, youâve forgotten already? We were
supposed to be meeting today.My head rang gbagam, i jumped up from my
bed.
Me: yea Rita right, where are you now?
Rita: Iâm about to leave my house.
Just wanted to make sure itâs still going down.
Me: Ok, you can start coming, call me when
you get to the school gate.Immediately we dropped the call. I quickly
grabbed my towel, ran into the bathroom, did a
quick wash up, i couldnât even remember if
used soap or not.I dressed up, picked my wallet, counted the
1000 naira notes inside, 5 in total. I slid the
wallet in my pocket and ran to James, my
friends room. We both lived in the same lodge.
He had promised to escort me.He hurriedly dressed up. And we both left the
house. I ensured he had some money on him,
just in case.We were in a keke headed for the school gate
when she called.Me: Hey are you there yet?
Rita: Yea. We just dropped now.
Me: Ok. I will be there soon.Then something like an audio flash back hit
me.Me: Did you say âweâ
Rita: yea, i came with a friend, i didnât know
the way so i needed her to help out.
Me: Okay o. Just wait for me. I dropped the
call.James just looked at me with a wicked grin on
his face and said
âGuy, u don enterâ
âHer friend better be cute too or i go just deny
am for there sharp sharpâ i said as the keke
dropped us.Locating them wasnât so hard. I observed her
from afar and her pictures didnât lie. She was
as cute as can be. Her friend too wasnât bad.
We approached them. Reintroduced ourselves.
James just focused on her friend whoâs name
was Cynthia.So we moved into the nearest eatery.
Got ourselves a seat. Called the waiter.
I was going to order for snacks so i could at
least have some change in my pocket. Then
James asked them to make the order
themselves. I just eyed him, he smiled and
smacked his lips.âBut get us chivita juice first and then take
their ordersâ James was still talking. I was
graphically dividing the money in my pocket
with my imaginary eyes.The Juice came. We opened it, poured into
our various glasses, started sipping as the
girls started making their orders.
Rita was representing their interest.âWeâll both take fried rice and chicken with
lots of salad on itâ
James who had his glass of juice on his lips
quickly dropped it on the table. My eyes
tripled in size.
âWait, Bae are you two going to share the
plate of rice or what?â
I asked
âNoo, we are getting twoâ Rita replied. James
coughed
âOk oâ i said and faced my drink.The waitress came back with two plates of
steaming fried rice and huge chicken wings.
Only God knows how i managed not to snatch
the food for them. As the waitress was leaving
she called after her and asked for two cups of
ice cream.I stepped hard on James feet under the table.
He looked at me and grabbed his glass of
juice and started gulping it.As they were lazily eating their food. We
started a conversation. Her friend was a 100
level student of mass communication in the
school. While she was also trying to get
admitted into the Same mass communication
departmentWe talked for a long while. When
they were almost done with their food, i got
up and made my way to the rest room.Counted my money again. Half cried for my
life, urinated and went back to the table only
to be welcomed by additional two cups of ice
cream and another Chivita juice. I looked at
the door, the devil inside me started advising
me to make use of the door but i just jejely
strolled to our table and sat down. James just
managed to cover a good part of his face with
his hands and was convulsing with laughter.
I just cleared my throat. Called the waitress to
get me the bill.The bill arrived, 7,250 naira. I was really
tempted to yell at the girls but i managed to
control my emotions. I just pulled out the 5000
naira in my pocket, handed it over to James
alongside bill, grabbed the new juice and
poured a large quantity of it in my glass, after
all i was paying for it. James completed the
money and paid.I looked at the girls who were still romancing
their food.
âwell, you girls should just round up and letâs
get goingâ i said
âWe are throughâ Rita said and they both
picked their handbags.I looked at their plate, the food was still a bit
much and the meat was scarcely touched.
I and James looked at each other with our
mouths open. I nodded and we all left the
eatery.âSo when are we seeing you guys again?â
James asked as we got outside the eatery.
âwell i will be coming to register for my post
ume in 2 weeks time. Maybe we can hook up
againâ Rita said
âhope you guys will sleep over next timeâ
james was still asking
âErmm, till thenâ Rita replied.
James nodded. He felt his pocket and said he
forgot his handkerchief inside. He went back
inside.I flagged down a keke and they both entered.
I bade them farewell and asked the driver to
move before they would start expecting me to
pay their fare.James came out with a nylon which i wasnât
bothered to check because i was fuming
inside.âGuy which kind wahala be this naaâ i half
screamed as James approached me.
He looked at me and broke into a laughter.
âGuy those girls shaa, na your village people
send them like thisâ he said
âAnd remember you dy owe me 2,250 naira oâ
I looked at him and hissed. He laughed and
suggested we stop a keke to take us back to
our lodge.
âNa your nyash you go use pay for the kekeâ i
told him
Shaa, we walked all the way to our lodge
under the hot sun.
Immediately we got back. I just crashed on my
bed.
James came into my room and grabbed my
stove.
âGuy which level naa, wetin u wan use my
stove doâ i asked him
âi wan use am cook, no worry, i go comot 250
for the money wey you owe as compensation
for the keroseneâ he laughed and left with my
stove. I hissed, got up from the bed and
poured a small quantity of Garri in a cup and
headed to James room to borrow sugar.As i walked into his room, i saw him cooking
the remaining fried rice and chicken those
girls had leftâŚ.stay tune for next episode
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