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DIKE THE GRAMMARIAN
(Village in confusion)
Dike, popularly known as ‘The grammarian’ being
a lecturer on English Language found himself in
Umuye village. He uses grammar to put the
village in confusion.. Chioma, his daughter, had
no scenario of her love with Ubiji due to the kind
of person her father is..
This story is totally a fictional and mind blowing story written by Bright Daniel. Therefore say no to any person or group of persons that will claim to be the writer of this very story.
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DIKE THE GRAMMARIAN
(Village In Confusion)
:Written by BRIGHT DANIEL
Mr Kelechi had a befitting bungalow with three
bedrooms. Though it had the outfit of a local
building but due to it’s fashionable roof and
colour of paint, it appears modernized. Inside the
house, in the sitting room, are pictures and
calenders on the wall. One of the calenders also
had an image of a newly ordained reverend
father of a Catholic church. A small television
could also be seen on a large room-divider and
at the centre of the room is a table with three
chiars surrounding it. Suddenly, Mr. Kelechi
came out from his room trying to put on his red
cap with a staff enclosed in his armpit. He had a
dark complexion and looking young regardless
the fact that he was in his late fifties. He also
had an average height with a weak civilian
typology. As he got ready to go out, Ngozi, his
daughter barged in and breathing hastily to the
extent she nearly pushed her father down.
“What’s chasing you?” the father asked
“Papa, sir Dike..” Ngozi held her breath.
“You mean Dike the grammarian?”
“Yes, papa, but he’s not the one chasing me.
“Who then is cause of this panicky feeling in this
“His grammar couldn’t let me stay, so i had to
run inside the house” Ngozi replied and felt a bit
silly and ashamed then the father disdained her
and said, “So a common grammar made you
barge into my house hastily..” before he finished
his sentence, a knock came from the door and
Dike entered. He had an old-school dressing
withe a voluminous book in his hand. He also had
some white beards on his jaw. Immediately Mr.
Kelechi saw him, he smiled and hailed him, “Dike
“Hold it!” Dike began by taken a step forward.
“Before any satirical statement, your daughter,
Ngozi, must face a cogent grilling for activating
her locomotive organs when i wanted her to
comprehend my words voraciously”
“Hey! Dike, take it easy. Mind the way you use
your big big words. Obviously, that’s what chased
my daughter away from you” Mr. Kelechi
lamented but Dike provoked the more and kept
his book on the centre table making Ngozi to
step backward in fear knowing very well that the
grammar gonna increase. Therefore Dike put his
two hands in his pockets and said looking at Mr.
Kelechi, “You juveniles indulge in the fatalism of
not comprehending my vocabulary when I’m not
yet a sanguine lexicographer. I wonder how
opacity my words are that your daughter, even
with her groovy and voluptuous body cannot
adopt simple edification over fictitious and
“Hey! This man has finished me oh” Ngozi
shouted with her two hands on her head.
Mr. Kelechi cleared his throat. “Dike, you really
went to school and studied very hard” he said.
“I’m happy that you can substantiate fastidiously
on that” Dike picked his book.
“Yes, meanwhile, before you came in, i was on
my way to the palace for the deliberation of the
tragedy that is befalling our village”
“Yes, that reminds me about those prosaic pip-
squeak who quaff in order to cause holocaust
and onslaught in this very arboretum called
village with paragons as citizens. They have no
“Dike..” Mr. Kelechi interrupted him. “Don’t worry,
when we get to the palace, you’ll finish up your
grammar. As it stands now, we are already late”
he glanced at the wall clock.
“Alright then, let’s activate our locomotive
organs” Dike concluded and walked out followed
by Mr. Kelechi.
At the palace, there was a long table at the
center with elders sitting opposite one another.
They had red caps on their heads. Only Dike
looked odd. The palace was the only building in
Umuye village which had a better look exept
other houses owned by business men who were
living in the city but come back occasionally.
Igwe Izumba, the king, came in the midst of the
elders unhappy and sat on his throne after the
elders stood up and greeted him simultaneously
TO BE CONTINUED….
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