April 2, 2019 at 7:18 pm #1301255ItzprinceModerator
Na so you carry join the leagueApril 2, 2019 at 10:02 pm #1301270Daniel EdemParticipant
Omo u don blow be that oooApril 2, 2019 at 10:39 pm #1301283marcus VictoriaParticipant
Awon sugar mummies GangApril 2, 2019 at 11:25 pm #1301313oyewalexParticipant
Oya nahApril 3, 2019 at 5:14 am #1301347ValentineModerator
immediately and without further ado, i messaged him, as he was online at the moment…
Please am interested…
Interested in what ? He asked
interested in water yam ni :(… I said in my mind….
Interested in the offer of sugar mummy stuff….
Oh ok, are you a sugarboy ? He asked again…
Oh oh… What is it with all these questions.. Link me if u go link me.,,, abi ? Sugarboy ko, emperor geezfish ni…
Yes…. I sha replied bebe…
Ok…you have to………
Before i could read the remaining message he sent, my battery just died gbim….. The tecno battery i do use for my battery is not strong and the rubber band i do use to tie the phone at times slip off..
And there is no light now … Till midnight wen the masses go don sleep..
The constant source of light arnd the hood was the church and thank God, evening service sef dey today….
I rushed my charger and phone and zoomed off to the church premises ..
I walked 23 kilometers to the Church and was welcomed by the sisters who regarded me as a lost sheep who has traced his steps….
Brother boo, thank the heavens,where av you been ?
I sha find one excuse give am and she sha smile one kind smile…. Na she know if she like make she think say i day lie
Service has not started ni sister blessing ?…. I asked the service leader..
Yes brother boo, brother theophilus just took bro matthew and bro barthelomew with bro nicodemus car to go and buy fuel at bro nebudcanezzar ‘s station… Lets be patient… In the book of….
Eh hu… I just asked wen service will start na him dem carry sermon give me… Cant wait to get out of this place…
Immediately dem come back, on gen, na him i find better spot charge my tecno N1 ….All through out the service when people dey sing, some dey dance enter trance and some dey fall down , me i just dey back dey observe if the phone dey charge…
At one point, pastor edward be dey look me one kind and threw various subliminal jabs at me , through the message he gave, me i no send him papa potbelly…:(
immediately my phone full like this … Wen i see say e enter 100 percent even though my service no finish.., na him i comot…
As i was going on the way , na him so people distribute crusade stuff give me…. Theme : Forget the shortcut…
As i see say dem don go, na him i tear the thing… Forget the shortcut kor, forget the desktop folder ni….
I trekked back to my house only to meet light :(… I con dey question myself why i carry body go church….
Me i no know say e get something wey God wan make i grab from the message and crusade card i collected that day ;( :-/..
Dog wey go lost., go kuku deaf to hunter whistle…
I got home to check the chat, only to see like 10 messages from this dudeApril 3, 2019 at 8:48 am #1301378Jonzy4uParticipant
Hmm this message whey dem give you suppose help you so you no go enter the wrong lane but you no gree hear….April 3, 2019 at 8:48 am #1301379Jonzy4uParticipant
Keep the story going……April 3, 2019 at 10:34 am #1301394Toyin PraiseParticipant
God go help u sha