October 8, 2016 at 10:34 am #856294JudithMember
Nkechi: lead character (female)
Vanessa: Nkechi’s roommate and friend.
Martha: Nkechi’s roommate and friend
Chinedu: lead character (male)
Victor: Chinedu’s friend and roommate
Joseph: Chinedu’s friend and roommate
kendrick: Chinedu’s friend
Jaja: A cultist
Napoleon: a cultist
At UNN campus, Nkechi is seen sitting on the grass and trying to solve a statistics problem while at another end Chinedu and his 2 friends are seen gisting about the recent Afcon qualifiers match played by the Nigeria super Eagles against the Tanzanians.
Joseph: guys that match tough die
Kendrick: no be small, i been think say that match go just be give away for our team o but the thing no con go as i predict but i still thank God say Kelechi Iheanacho commot the shame for our face if not another Tanzania and Nigeria Twitter fight for happen again o, after naija guys don brag finish for twitter say we go beat them blue-black
Joseph: na true sha but all those our defenders no try at all o, apart from Mikel and Kelechi i no see any other person for that field o.
Kendrick: Wait o, na only us dey here o, Chiboy don reach e village dey chop egusi soup and pounded yam for im mama kitchen (and they both started laughing)
Joseph: Guy abeg close your mouth, before fly go enter your mouth (slightly tapping Chinedu who had left his mouth open while starring at a girl)
Chinedu: abeg make una no vex, where we stop(scratching his head) ehen…those our team fall hand sha
Joseph: (mimicking him) those our team fall hand sha, where your mind been dey all this while
Kendrick: i tell u say this guy been done reach villa, u think say i dey play?
Chinedu: which yeye villa, na that babe wey dey there i been dey look (pointing at Nkechi) omoh, d babe set die, see front nah.
Kendrick: na woman go kill u for this world wey u come.
Chinedu: no be woman bring me come the world? If i die untop dis kind one na heaven direct
Joseph: even ma Bible talk say from a woman you came from a woman you shall go
Kendrick: pastor Joe na u write am there?
Joseph: no be me write am but e dey there
Chinedu: una go stop that una yeye argument abi una go give me inspiration wey i go take go toast that babe
Kendrick: Guy u get money because this kind package na money dey talk
Joseph: no mind am abeg, use dis your fine boy face run your show jare.
Kendrick: look my armpit(raising his hand to show his armpit) no hair there, i no fit talk story o, my hand no dey
Chinedu: why your hand no go dey, u no be my main guy again?
Kendrick: I still be your guy but dis kind girls wey dey get innocent face come package like say tommorrow no dey, talking from experience eh they are not trustworthy
Joseph: guy abeg no mind this enemy of progress, even if u no like this babe eh but with this kind package u fit still chop clean mouth waka.
Chinedu: big joe na u be my main guy nah, no mind dis odoyo here( pointing to Kendrick)
Kendrick: in Taylor swift voice ”don’t say i didn’t say I didn’t warn ya”
Chinedu: mtchweeeew we go dey here dey argue d babe go waka commot… See you later…make i go try my luck..how do i look..
Kendrick: u look like you about to make the greatest mistake of your life.
Joseph: no mind am, u look great.
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He patted his two friends on their shoulders and left to talk to her…
Chinedu: hello dear
Nkechi: (raises her head and frowns) Hi.
Chinedu: (the babe face dey intimidating o, thank God for my skills sha), I am Chinedu
Chinedu: (this babe wan form hard to get bah, i no go give up), i am waiting for some of my friends so can i sit here with u while i wait
Nkechi: (oh, he is not one of those pest) ofcourse, you can
Chinedu: thanks(he sat down and saw that she was battling with a statistics question) you got the second step wrong thats why you are hooked there.
(she carefully went through the second step again and corrected the mistake and continued solving but got hooked again at a point)
Chinedu: (seeing her confused again decided to make use of the opportunity to start a conversation with her) I can see you are very good in Statistics (smiling)
Nkechi: (feigning anger) Are u mocking me?
Chinedu: (Raising his two hands, signifying peace) no, am just admiring you
Chinedu: (seeing how confused she was) ok, let me help you with that?
Nkechi: no thanks i can handle it (but within her she was screaming yeesssss)
Chinedu: are you sure you can handle it ( he knew she needed his help but was too proud to readily agree)
Nkechi: Yes i can
Chinedu: (dragging d book and pen from her, seeing that she didn’t protest, he went to work immediately and in no time he finished it, got the answer and returned her book to her ) here is your book
Nkechi:Thanks alot, i am grateful
Chinedu: you’re welcome
Nkechi: by the way, my name is Nkechi (stretching her hand for a handshake which he happily received)
Chinedu: wow…nice name ( i talk am say na igbo girl na them dey fair like this), i have never seen your around here?
Nkechi: or you haven’t noticed me before?
Chinedu: no o, why wouldn’t i notice a beauty queen like you, even in the midst of the whole students in this school, i would notice this your beautiful face
Nkechi: (laughing) you are funny, so how come you know so much about statistics?
Chinedu: i am in 300 Level studying Economics, you?
Nkechi: 100 level, Economics Education
Chinedu: (na even 100 level sef, wey she dey form since) no wonder i haven’t seen you here before
Nkechi: i don’t often come here to read that is why…
While Nkechi and Chinedu where gisting Joseph and Kendrick were also busy discussing about their friends progress
Joseph: dis one wey the babe dey smile like this e be like our guy don dey make beta progress o
Kendrick: how that one take affect me
Joseph: guy which one you dey do like this nah… Abi you like the babe?
Kendrick: me? Like who? God forbid!.
Joseph: abi na your ex for secondary school?
Kendrick: Joe thunder fire you…
Joseph: and you too…(being serious) Wait o e get anything wey you know about the babe wey i no know?
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