it may be right to say that myself and Atele were the chief pioneers of this act.
Before the election, i was a Strong advocate of Change…. I could virtually die for buha at that time….
Na change we Want… Na Change we want… Early momo, i gon don wake up dey blast Olamide Apc change and all other campaign Jingles from my speaker.
I removed the chealsea banner in my room and i put Adc campaign posters for there, Buha gap tooth smiling elegantly at my face before i go to bed.. Every morning after prayers, i do peck his picture..
Sometimes, i do wake up in the middle of night to pray for buha and his change agenda sometimes stark naked… Not to forget the mountain prayers with three days fasting in which i did not eat anything into my mouth……
All my books na hin i wrap with newspaper pages where buhari face dey and customied two of my shirts Change we want and ADc for progress…
Ase i was a fool and i didnt know
I used buha as my screensaver and i was always on every thread on nairaland shouting Sai baba sai baba like a zombie.
All this while shingba 5kobo no enter my account ,,,, but i was just being patriotic ,,,, ..
This issue of Change caused me and some people to go seperate ways… The issue of buha no buha is why me and my pretty girlfriend, nneka seperated and i sent her packing from my hostel…she was not going to support buhari and i wasnt going to take that….
Even though i loved her, my love for buhari was greater and more important..
On election day , i was there from morning till 11pm when all the votes were counted in my presence and I almost died of hypertension from prof jega constant break during compilation of the results..
Finally, finally we got the change and i was very eggcited… I threw a celebration party that made me drop 25k… But it was small money to me at the time.
I went to give testimony in church and donated five thousand naira which i pledged that if buhari win , i will drop.
I went to open a new bank account where i will be collecting the new 5k the government promised the youths and started pricing some items online in respect of the one dollar one naira policy…
I never sabi say na trailer wan jam me and my family so 🙁 ……
One month, two months, three months, :-X baba was still travelling around the world iyayaYAYA ….baba now joined the ajala travel gang… Jackie chan 90 days around the world >:(
Sharp baba, baba is making international connections .. i would say……
By this time wey i dey talk all this one and still showing small small support , i don dey use ponmo chop my stew and garri was steady becoming my favourite “appetizer”.. i started hiding my indomie cartons in my wardrobe with padlock…. i don start to dey go greet people for evening when i sabi say food go don dey near to do..
i know sabi say na poverty and hunger contract i dey sign small small.
Papa works in the local government and mama is a primary school teacher …. it was not untill february of this year before i knew that i have entered one chance and that really, Kosere ni moscow…. By this period, buha daura cows were getting fatter than i was……
Papa that was sending 50k monthly couldn’t send up to 10k again.. :-\ … All my tactics to defraud him about textbooks and the rest no enter again as he started making private investigations about my course outline from lecturers….
daddy, daddy i need this book in school. 5000 naira sir..
within the next 10 mins , my Dad would call back and inform me he has confirmed from the lecturer that the book is not in the curriculum.. how he did this i never know till date… i now became very close ally with google and e book stuffs as kudi no dey to buy any yeye textbook again. :-[
My MUM that was usually the last resort has not received her salary for 6 months. :'(
Even my elder brother ( not blood brother ) who claim in was into yahoo yahoo and used to help me if land dry that time was telling me that the change wave as hit his business .. yahoo no yahoo anything for am again… . ???
To be continuedGuestAdun on July 27, 2016 at 10:34 pm #744424