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Impossible Mission 2
Written by @Chukskent
Since i was busy thinking last night about the tactics of my impossible mission, i went to bed late… Seems the ticking hands of the clock was so fast. Its a sunny day already… Chinekem ooh, i get 8:30 lecture I immediately jerked up from my bed, rush into the bath room took my bath, ate my food, off to school….. Lectures was going on well , not until a group of guys came into the lecture hall with their cigarette on their mouth.. ”Wait ooh, this na the guys that wanted to kidnap me and Dan..they re from the 7 brothers This is chance” i said to my self..
1st Guy: una no sabi greet, umu kirikiri stars..
No respond was heard from the students nor the lecture.
2nd Guy: abi una won make we run una.. Common, make una greet..
Still no respond from the student.
1st Guy: heeee, una don enter today, oya make una drop 2- 200 for floor.. I no dey joke..
Still no respond was heard from the students. The started dropping the money immediately he brought out the pistol he had.
Student : pls ooh don’t kill us, we go comply….
The were busy collecting the 200 naira note from all the students in the hall.. For my side , i insert my ear phone into my ear ( part of my plans). When they got to my row, they picked the money buh found out that it wasn’t complete. We were 5 in a row, but only 800 naira was saw on the ground..
who among the five of yu no drop money here?? One among the two guy asked looking furious.
All the four eyes were looking at me.. The guy followed their eyes, and saw me listening to cool music… He called on me to remove the earphone buh i just ignored him. He rushed me and removed the earphone..
Me: ogbeni whatsup nah, why u dey comot my earphone nah… Abi u get kolo??
He came closer to me, trying to hit me. Omo na so i carry the guy hit ground ooh.. He called out on his fellow mate .
”spider come ooh.” i was about to turn back to see when the spider go come. Unknown to me, he was already at my back….
Gbemmm, he blowed me.. I was yet torecover from the blow when i felt a heavy plank on my head.. ( plank fall on me)..
”Common open ur eye. Yu think say u go blow me go free . Abii??” The guy i blowed said to me.. I was still trying to remember what happened last, but i couldn’t… I gently opened my eye, only to see the 7 brothers starring at me…
Capon: u look familiar to me. Do i know you??
Me: i don’t think so…
Spider: capon, make we show this guy small pepper nah .. Cause me dey vex.
Capon: not yet time.. Make he speak for emself first.. Bia olodo , wetin i hear say u do??
Capon: abi u no dey talk.? Boys
Me: pls pls, i blow ur guy, buh na mistake.. I no mean to blow him. I just wanted to prove my courage to u.
Me: i want to join una party. Am tired of being intimidated by the aiyes..( pure lie).. So i won join una.
Capon: you won join cult abi?? Common get out of here.
Me: abeg nah, una name na 7 brothers, buh una dey 6.. Make i complete una nah.Capon: wait a min, nobody knows about this. How come u knew that we re only 6..?? Who sent you??? The only person that knew about us being 6 was Dan. And he is dead.. How come u knew about this…Speak now or face my wrath.
Me: * confused* is just that have been spying on u guys..
Capon: hmmm.. Interesting.. I hope u didn’t tell anybody about this secret??
Me: nooo, how can i review the secret of a group i want to join.. No one else knows about it except me..
Capon: then , u re welcome to this family.. Ur initiation will be by 1:00am 2moron..
Me: wow, thankz. Am grateful.. At least, now i won’t fear anybody not even the goddanm aiyes..
I left the place and went back home. Filled with mixed feelings.. Neither happy nor sad. But All i know was that my plan was on track..