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    Me and my friend Austin coming back from
    school after a notorious exam.
    Me: guy where them put you na i nor even
    see your signboard OR breaklight self.
    Austine: omo na ss3 class them carry us go
    oh, and na that wicked chuks be our
    Me: chai see punishment, that means no
    show for una side be that oh.
    Austine: no show at all the exam worse
    pass jamb self, the thing really hard, na
    where you dey self.
    Me: i dey multipurpose na.
    Austine: see luck oh, there wey people
    many, them nor go even know who dey do
    Me: na so oh, even me expo wey i write for
    my sleepers all of them clean, na person
    book i tear commot oh.
    Austine: wicked boy, but you dey mumu oh,
    you nor know say the thing go clean
    Me: i nor reason go there at all, abeg make
    we waka fast i get choir practice today.
    Austine: that una choir wey una dey f—–g
    f—–g each other so.
    Me: thuunder fire that your mouth, which
    kind f—–g f—–g be that.
    Austine: hahaha even i hear say una choir
    master dey f–k two of una girls.
    Me: na lie joor, na rumous, all those people
    wey dey carry fake fake rumous waka na
    God go punish them.
    We continue trekking, our school is very far
    from our house, e take us 50 minutes from
    our house to school, sometimes i do get
    free bike base on say my mama na nurse
    and they know her for that community well
    well, meanwhile i be choir member for one
    anglican church, and we get beautiful girls
    with big hips ;D.

    Episode 1

    [ author=ozila post=41979129]I got home exactly 4:00pm, our house dey opposite hospital wey my mummy they work, na primary health care government hospital, i open door enter house saw my elder brother cactus im senior me with 3 years i greet, i drop my bag and check pot omo nothing dey pot, i enter room carry 50 naira from container, i went outside to buy head of fish, i came back and use the fish to sama garri, after eating i went straight to my bed to sleep at least i have like one hour left before the choir practice start, so i decided to sleep, as i they put my head for pillow i see my brother they carry cuttlass and bag.
    Me: bros you wan enter farm this evening?
    Cactus: which farm, i wan go river go kill fish.
    Me: them don put chemical for river?
    Cactus: they there dey sleep na.
    Me: chai na im you nor tell me since, only you wan just go abi?
    Cactus: na just now them call me self na frank call me say them don put gamali 20 for river oh.

    Oboy no more choir practice again oh, i got up quickly and prepare myself to go hunting i took one fitter, one cuttlas and big bag,.
    The river is not too far, na our backyard e dey, infact na only we and our neighbour dey go the river go baf because na only we they that compound, na Jehovah Witneses them be, as we reach there omo come see people, some stand for bank of the river they watch people wey they use cuttlass smash fish head, so i leave my brother for there and head straight to down of the river, they say na the down side the fish they pass, very dark spot and also very deep, i crossed to the other side and enter inside the deep river wey reach me for belle, standing at the center of big sea, holding my cuttlass ready for ultimate battle between me and fish with the help of chemical, then i heard big smash at my back, i turn around and saw my big neighbour Felix, im senior me with 10 years or so me i be small pikin, im they put one small fish for bag.
    bros felix: na you dey here?
    Me: yes bros, good evening.
    Felix: you nor dey fear oh see as only you just stand for this rugged area.
    Me: ha nothing to fear na, so far the chemical they work nothing go happen.
    So two of us stay middle of the river dey kill fish, i saw one electric fish not too big, i cut the head and use filter to put it inside my bag, i caught alot of fish before the unusual happen something i will never forget in a hurry.

    [ author=ozila post=41980017]I heard a big sound from our front like a splash or something, i look that area i nor see anything.
    Felix: wetin be that?
    Me: e be like say na big fish oh but i nor see anything.
    Then i heard the sound again, this time closer omo this fish go big oh, the thing they swim come meet me self with boldness, i never still know wether na fish or not and i don dey fear,
    Felix: commot for river, na big fish be that oh make i face am alone.

    I ran out of the big river while felix stood at the middle holding his matchet like matchete with confidence like rambo.
    Then i saw it from where i stand, a very mighty fish like arrow head, swimming close to felix, i started shouted shouting.
    Me: bros bros commot for the river, that fish too big oh e get arrow head oh, you nor go fit kill am.
    Felix: keep quiet make you nor scare am that chemical don weak am so e no go dey strong no worry my guy.

    Omo make una come see action film, as the fish swim closer to felix, felix rose his matchet and hit the fish on the head, then there was silent, no blood, nothing at all, after a minute something took felix down the river, then the thing started dragging felix to the bottom of the river, i ran after it shouting, make una help oh, make una help oh something don carry felix oh.
    The thing they drag felix to a very deep place and na only God go help am if them enter the deepest,.
    Then from nowhere, i saw my brother and other people running after me from my back, e be like say them hear my voice.
    Cactus: oz wetin they happen,why you they shout and run,.
    me still running after the fish breathing heavily, point at felix as the fish continue dragging him, my brother saw it see the way wey im take run pass me like usain bolt them say him dey win 100 metre race for school i nor believe but now i believe (we nor go the same school)
    Felix was struggling trying to free himself from the grip and the fish was slowing down still holding hom tight, my bros took bamboo wood from the ground and ran to the front, before the deepest part there is one big tree that fell on the river creating a crosspart, my brother quickly climb the tree, i reach there omo i nor fit climb this tree oh e dey too tiny, even the other guys no climb am, maybe na boyscout wey my brother join give am mind like that my brother set the bamboo tree downward as the fish approach, e be like say the fish don tire because e don they slow down, so as the fish approach the tree, felix rose his hands up and grip the bamboo stick, the fish still try to pull felix from the bamboo, therefore making my brother to fall inside the river, as my brother fell ontop the river, i quickly look for another bamboo and throw it to them, e be like the fish don go, because i nor see am again, my brother drag felix from the river as he grip the bamboo, while i pull them from the deep blue sea with felix bleeding badly.
    We got home rush felix to my mum hospital, i came back and look at the time, 6:30pm,

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    Episode 2

    [ author=ozila post=41980642]I took my bath wear my clothes and took my choir book as i hed straight to church, for my village them say if them they do their festival, no church for that area they beat drum, the law still stand till now..
    Omo i don late oh, i thought as i hear my choir member from afar practicing singing with their loud voice.
    Our church na big church with big fence, e get three big door, and 2 store for instrument and for choir.
    I open the big gate as i enter, i pass through the choir door and gently walk in and sat at the back where nobody will notice me, i look forward and saw my crush mabel, people dey sing she they press phone chai,.
    I sat at the back as we continue practicing i nor even greet them, then after like one hour of practice, time for discussion.
    While them they discuss i took my kpako xpressmusic out and login 2go, i saw mabel online, waoh so this girl they chat for inside church, so i send her a message.
    "na for inside church you they chat?"
    she replied.
    "na wetin carry you come online?"
    Me: na you na.
    Mabel: how e take be me?
    Me: i see say you nor they flow with the discussion so i decided to check whats distracting you and i was right.
    Mabel: lie lie.
    Me: no be lie oh, you better concentrate oh.
    Mabel: ok i will, and you too.
    Me: no oh me i nor fit concentrate na.
    Mabel: why?
    Me: why? How can i concentrate when you are here.
    Mabel: i dont understand.
    Me: well i mean i cant concentrate because your beauty alone is a distraction.
    Mabel: hahahaha abeg stop that joor, ugly girl like me.
    Me: nah, even a blind man will notice your beauty when you pass.
    Mabel: na when you come grow mind like this?
    Me: grow mind as in?
    Mabel: you wey no dey get mouth talk before na who come dash you mind?
    Me: na God, e be get one thing wey i wan tell you self.
    Mabel: wetin be that.
    As i say make i reply her na im our choir master waka come back jejely carry my phone.
    Choir master: so Oz please tell us what do you think about the suggestion?
    Me: what suggestion?
    [ author=ozila post=41981534]Choir Master: now why would you know when you were busy pressing your phone?
    Wetin dey worry am self, na only me im see, im no see mabel abi?
    Me: i was switching it off.
    Choir master: thats your own concern, you get the phone back after the lord's prayer, bose said we should use half our money to buy amplifier for the church i ask you what you think?
    Me: yes, since our amplifier develop fault everyweek, i think it will be wise if we buy amp with our harvest money.
    Choir Master: ok thank you, you can sit down.
    I sat down and look at mabel, she wink at me and tease me with her tongue, so after the lord's prayer i took my phone back from our choir master, i look around and saw mabel going already,. I ran after shouting her name, she saw me running after her as she approach the gate, so she wait for me.
    Mabel: so you want tell the whole village say i dey choir practice abi?
    Me: no vex na i just wan escort you go house, i said as we continue walking.
    Mabel: and i tell you say i nor fit go house myself.
    Me: no na, i nor want make those yeye guys begin they disturb you for road na.
    Mabel: hmmm so you nor be yeye guy.?
    Me: me na correct guy na.
    Mabel: i hear you Mr correct man, by the way wetin you be want tell me for church before choir master seize your phone.
    Me: well eeeerrrr
    i scratch my head as i think what to tell her, the truth is that to express your feelings online can be so easy but when you meet face to face everything in your head will disappear,
    Me: i just wan tell you say you look beautiful.
    Mabel: well you told me that before.
    Me: yes i wan just tell you again.
    She pause look at me with her charming eye like dechandel then raise her hand like say she want to say something, then she put it down and continue walking as her big ass blow groundnut behind her like mercy johnson.

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    Am so sad I can’t read this story because am just 15years 11months and 29days old

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    You senior me sef! I just celebrated my 12th birthday annivasary @victoriouschild

    oya wey the old papa and mama dem? Make una show o @frankkay @ebube @delight @ritagold @onahsunday631 @phinebraim @pemamezi @pizzaro @others

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    Lol…[email protected], oyah carry ur load and go away from here. But b4 u go, call register

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