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    Reply To: JOKES

    FROM: National Association of Boyfriends (NABs)
    TO: National Association of Girlfriends (NAGs)
    CC: Federal Ministry of Women Affairs
    BCC: Senate Commitee on Conflict Resolution

    NOTICE OF SUSPENSION OF STRIKE
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    This is to bring to the notice of the public our concerns and conclusion on this Xmas period hereby suspending strike till further notice.

    How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB?
    A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
    Singlet & expect iPad 2?
    Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k?
    Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at Chicken Republic?

    Yet we preach gender equality.

    Well, the National Association of Boyfriends (NABs) has concluded it should be trade by barter this Xmas Oº°˚˚°º.

    Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.

    If she gives you roll-on, buy her “Miss Paris”.

    She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair.

    If she shows up at your door empty handed, put NTA or AIT for her to watch. Don’t let her watch your subscribed cable (no free thing).

    If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil.MFM or CAC to be precise.

    She gives you a flower, you give her igneous rock from Olumo (all na nature).

    The above is currently our exchange rate for the Xmas.

    We hereby suspend our strike.

    OF THE GREATEST GBAA GBAA…

    OF THE GREATEST GBOO GBOO…

    OF THE GREATEST NABSITE… GREAT Oº°˚˚°º .

    NATIONAL SECRETARY
    …….TOchi

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    U re not serious,,,,hahahahaha

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    Datz gud despit am a girl

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    Gender equality indeed

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    That’s the way things should be done nowadays

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    Avataritz mhiz pweety ify
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    lol……anyway its partially ryt

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    lol……anyway its partially true…. nyc work

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