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I just had my eighteenth birthday and no one bother to wish me happy birthday, if you are below my age don’t read before we start fighting ourselves. The definition of philosophy is not defined ’cause all philosophers are confused ranging from Ancient to the contemporary philosophers, don’t argue with me before I launch you slap.
The only acceptable definition of philosophy is that of Pythagoras the angle man, with big nose and large eyes with hungry lips. PHILIA which means love and SOPHIA which means wisdom, so a philosopher is someone who love wisdom. And this is the way I think.
Time waits for nobody, and the worse can be the best with proper planning and adequate execution. “I won’t be able to train any of you when I got retired from service” Mr. Joe my dad will always say when he gather the family together, I’ll look around my family and my two sisters will stare at me with pitiful eyes, and my two brothers will keep an expressionless face. Being the last born is very stressful especially when the first son is unserious and readily not ready to look after his younger ones.
Our first son Okpara popularly known as Okpaman, didn’t actually know who gave him that name contrary to the name my dad gave to him. He is a cultist and hopefully you are aware of what all these boys from fraternities can do, me I don’t know . One of them maybe reading this story then I’ll find myself in the hospital.
I wiped his name off from the possible candidates that will be able to contribute to my education in the future, when I was still young.
I don’t wash my clothes, neither plates nor have any house chores to my name. My parents didn’t allow my sisters to rough-handle me ’cause they return home 2pm as public school teachers just like my sisters who are public school students.
My parents allowed our first son to do whatever he pleases, coming home at night and spending time with his numerous girlfriends when nobody is at home but am always there, that is where I learnt my womanising sha..
I’ll go to school and practice what I saw mostly the pressing aspects and smacking a-s, couldn’t practice the naked aspects of my curiosity ’cause there is no opportunity. My habit of disturbing the area earned me the name Kolo and no one dares confront me when my brother is Okpaman.
The death of one of the General that is my brother’s close friend urged my brother to write JAMB, since he has WAEC and have refused to write JAMB ’cause of his close cultist pals are at home.
My dad and mom lured him to write Jamb and they made sure they pick Universities far away from Rivers State to avoid more troubles, I caught him several times smoking and reading.
I wonder where what he is reading will enter, is it his cigarette stick or his handsome face. But eventually the result came out and I wonder how he scored 280 in Jamb, I know he cheated in the Exam so out of curiosity I went in search of his primary school results and secondary schools results. All I saw in the position is First, but he stopped having results from JSS3.
Probably that is when he joined cult, me that haven’t see 30th position out of 70 people in my class.
The Exam that term was fast approaching and I learnt a way of helping me pass all my exams, I went in search of cigarettes or what my brother do smoke whenever he is reading and find nothing.
I folded paper and lit it fire, then start dragging the smoke and reading from my exercise book. “Victor, what are you doing? ” my dad harsh voice startled me.