April 17, 2020 at 8:16 am #1366683ValentineAdmin
KPAKPA GRAMMAR SCHOOL 18+
It was early in Monday’s morning in class 1 of Senior Secondary School, Mr. Okoro the biology teacher stood before the students who were listening very keenly to him, he is taking them on their favorite subject.
Anthony: [raises his right hand] sir! sir!! sir!!!
Mr. Okoro: Tony, is not sir! sir!! sir!! vagabond! [everyone in the class laughs] I resemble the missing fowl you and your mother dey look for that day? [the class roars in laughter]
Anthony: [scratching his head] sorry, sir.
Mr. Okoro: [gnashing his teeth] sorry for yourself, if you no get anything to ask yansh down, Tony!.
Anthony: I get something I wan ask, but em hard for me to talk am [scratching his head] sir ehn… them say one condom dey tear and the girl go mistakenly get belle, what if I use two the thing go still tear? [everyone in class laughs]
Mr. Okoro: will you all keep quiet! [silence roams the class] mumu question from mumu, if you like use ten condoms. if you and Angelina enter school toilet again all go tear! [the class roars in laughter]
Sandra: [sneaks in the class without noticing Teacher Okoro who is busy writing on the blackboard]
Mr. Okoro: young lady [Sandra jumps up in freight] my pant is missing on my waist, class make ona stand up greet Sandra.
Class: [every one gets up from their seats] good morning em wan wan tear my pant, we are happy to see you. Welcome late comer.
Sandra: [smiles and rolls her eyes, blows chewing-gum in her mouth] my children, make ona sit down.
Mr. Okoro: will you go inside! [Picks up his cane on the table and chases Sandra to her seat]
Everyone laughed at the way Mr. Okoro ran with his self-acclaimed British jump-up trouser and old coat with his long white socks upto his kneels. he kept back the cane were he took it earlier from the table and continued writing on the board.
At the back seat of the classroom.
Tracy: [carries her seat-mate’s hand and places it on her laps, raises her skirt to her laps] forget wetin Pub dey teach, do me utooruru joor!
Jack: I dey fear [she eyes him and winks at him] I go do am, no moan well well oh.
Tracy: [he shifts her p*nt and uses his thumbs to rub her c--t] aaahh! [M_oaning inaudibly]
Teacher Okoro: Jack! why your hands dey under your desk?, define puberty for us.
TBC..April 17, 2020 at 8:17 am #1366684ValentineAdmin
KPAKPA GRAMMAR SCHOOL
Jack: [quickly takes his hand off from Tracy’s c-unt and raises his both hands up] na my hands be this oh [everyone turns back and sees his fingers glittering with Tracy’s w-et and they all laughs]
Mr. Okoro: will you all keep quiet! [normalcy returns to the class] am teaching, you dey busy dey look for hidden treasures [everyone laughs] oya define puberty?
Jack: [scratches his head and stretches his locked hands forward and then places it on his head] sir, issit me?
Mr. Okoro: [groans in frustration] no, na your papa wey dey bush dey tap palm wine [everyone laughs]
Jack: [hisses] I sabi am, shey na to define puberty? [The class echoes his name] puberty can be define as an age, wey your broom [uses his finger to demonstrate] turns to cucumber, and if you get cassava it will turn to tuber of yam. Black black grasses go start to grow for here [touches his armpits] and here [touches his g---n]
Mr. Okoro: class clap for the moron! [His classmates starts clapping and cheering him, Jack raises his both hands up in happiness] will you buttocks down! [Jack quickly sits and everyone laughs] lets continue, no mumu should disturb the class again oh.
A student wearing a black short and a white shirt came out of SSS2 class checking his time, he picked up the bell by the side of the corridor pillar and jingled it twice.
Mr. Okoro peeped through the SSS1 classroom’s window.
Chinonso: [shouts] change of lesson. [and drops the bell]
Mr. Okoro: [checks his wristwatch once again] Chinonso, na African man time or Western time, you dey use?
Chinonso: [groans when he sees Mr. Okoro] sir, your time no dey correct oh. [he runs into SSS2 classroom]
Mr. Okoro: stupid boy, born by mistake and result of broken condom [he turns and sees a paper bounces on Adaora’s desk and falls on the floor] who throw this paper?
Adaora: [gets up from her desk chewing gum] sir, as you open the window naso the paper fly enter from outside.
Mr. Okoro: [charges angrily] small br_easts sit down! [everyone laughs and Adaora sits]
Mr. Okoro went to were the folded paper is on the floor and picked it up, he went to his table and took his lens then wore it.
Mr. Okoro: [clears his throat loudly and reads] you sure say Emeka okoroafor don reach puberty age as Jack explain am? em thing no big pass my middle finger when em stand [everyone starts laughing] who throw this paper? [everywhere becomes silent] who is Emeka Okoroafor?
Emeka: [gets up from his desk with his hand up] sir, na me be Emeka. my papa na Okoroafor.
Class: [starts singing] Emeka where you go? I go shit. Wey the shit? dog don chop am!
Mr. Okoro: will you all keep tranquility! [he thunders and everybody keeps quiet] how many years you dey son of Okoroafor?
Emeka: I don reach twenty years.
Class: [starts singing] papa sss1! papa sss1!! papa sss1!!!
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