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    jay19
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    1) Some African girls love food so much, you will take her to the
    Zoo and ask what’s her favourite Animal and she will answer you
    “Roasted Chicken”
    2) *Can i ask a question to you my female friends in this group.*
    *That 30 second you wait while your boyfriend is putting on a
    condom, what goes through your mind?*
    3) Finally i have made it, I can now speak French… Born June
    mama, come on serve her, serve her beer mercy.
    4) The Way I feel cold these days eh, it’s like God is preparing me
    for overseas weather. Speak Lord, your son is listening.
    5) If you see my bae cheating, please tell me in October, this time
    it’s way too cold to be single.
    6) Some ladies go post and you will be encouraged to encourage
    them to get 2D book just because their handwriting is too poor for
    even 4G service, bois are you with me?
    7) Is it a crime to correct Nigerian when they want to call head of
    state? Them go call treshident instead of freshident.
    8) When you dey ask me why zoo no dey Warri? You wan make
    Warri boys steal the lion…
    9) If you are on my list and you are broke, raise your hand , don’t
    be shy… Let us block you. Two captains can’t be in the same ship
    .
    10) Dating someone for four years without any sign of marriage is
    not a relationship ,,it’s now a course ,,you are now studying a
    degree in Relationship management and analysis
    11) Caling a fat girl “my angel” is pure wickedness,
    hw do u expect her to fly?
    “MY ROCK OF AGES” is better.. Yee who slap me
    12) Please don’t say your girlfriend is beautiful if you have never
    seen her without
    makeup
    13) The only time a man can remember all the ladies he has slept
    with is…..
    When his HIV-RESULT is delayed.
    14) if Ur woman catches u looking another woman turn 2 her and
    say sweetheart m glad you dont dress like that.
    15) Girls with small breasts are always scared to hang their bra’s
    outside because it looks like eyeglasses
    16) You Are Dating A Yahoo Boy And You Expect Him To Be
    Faithful And Truthful To You. Don’t You Know He Lies For A
    Living ?
    17) Stop blaming alcohol influence when you hit your wife.My
    brother why didn’t the alcohol lead you to Army barracks to go
    slap a soldier
    18) Behind every successful man, there is a WOMAN. If you want
    to be more successful, Increase the Number.
    I just discovered this concept recently.
    19) *Please the fact that I’m free with everyone in this group
    doesn’t guarantee you to be doing things without my notice, I
    repeat who sent 100,000 into my mobile money account???*
    20) Bae: would you take a bullet for. Me…….
    Boo: taking things that are not yours is theft……
    21) Even if God decides to call us to heaven by phone………..
    Some Nigeria
    girls will still be like…… “how did you get my number ”
    22) That guy who discovered milk
    What was he doing with the cow’s b----t in the first place???
    23) That moment when you are trying to impress your crush and
    you now tell the taxi driver “You can keep the change”, then he
    yells “Oga, your money never complete”.
    24) Every time I kill a mosquito,I put it in a chair next to ma bed so
    that other mosquitoes can see how dangerous I am!!!!
    25) You wouldn’t know how difficult life is until a bus conductor
    puts his armpit over your face while collecting his money. Lord
    have mercy
    26) Only a Nigerian girl can allow you to kiss
    her, take off her top, remove her jeans, take
    off her bra and panty, see you wear a condom
    then suddenly asks “what do you want to
    do ?”
    Me : I want to join MMM.
    27..i want 2 b rich to d extent dat if I shuld see a single rat in my house.id rada abandon it nd go for a new one…
    28…watching horror movie at nite its fun nd interestin..bt until u hear knock on ur door..yes who is that..??bt no ansa..suddenly ur door opens wide on its own..jesus christ wer is my bible..
    29..i was dreaming I am eatin bread.after eatin d bread finish.i walk a litle nd saw a big coconut.as I carried it to eat..slap mix wit fire..toches me dat I woke up nd saw my brother tellin me idiot u don eat pillow finish naw its my head u want 2 chop abi..chineke.
    30..merlin will say few words somtin will happen..bt amadioha.wil tell u to bring d following items..just to av a soap…bring a laboured mosquitoe..a pregnant ant..a lame lizard..a virgin rat..nd a womanizing fly….lolz gud day

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    kingsabinto
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    You try

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    CHRISTIAN WISDOM DAVID
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    29 nearly disgrace me in motor now now

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    Xaar Whaskyd Brown
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    guy …you know what …just come kill me…cuz you nearly ghat me off my feet in the pool of my own laugh….hahaha…lol…this is really hillarious!!…nice job…

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    senator daniel
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    Hahahhahhha
    This one real off me
    Bro
    More inspiration

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    Damilola
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    Good job Lol indeed

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