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    Itzprince
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    Dear Teacher,
    I appreciate all your efforts in
    imparting knowledge into my son’s
    young life. However, recently, the
    embarrassment I’ve been getting
    from my son is unbearable, hence
    this letter.
    1. I learnt ABCD as Aaa Bee Cee
    Dee. My son wastes no time to tell
    me ‘Daddy you’re wrong!’ In his
    words, daddy ‘sound’ after me: Aaa
    (A) Bọọ(B) Kọ (C) Dọ (D)….
    Imagine my son thinks his father
    doesn’t know ABCD, ordinary ABCD
    poop?…no thanks to you
    2. To write no 1, I was taught by
    my teacher who held my hands to
    just write 1!
    What did you teach my son? No 1 is
    now ‘Stroke’, 2 is now ‘Stroke and
    dash’ 4 is ‘Stroke, dash and stroke’
    and you guys think you will make
    heaven for complicating my already
    complicated life? Simple 1234? And
    you expect me to know it? Allowing
    myself to be embarrassed anytime
    his mom isn’t around and I’ve to do
    the homework? Uncle, is it fair?
    3. How can you ask a 3 year old
    boy to bring a picture of 10 living
    things and non living things? Aunty,
    at his age, do you know it? Next
    time, please print it in school, put it
    in a sealed envelope and put it in
    his bag for me. Please stop giving
    me assignment indirectly through
    him, what is the school fees for?
    4. Nursery Rhymes: I grew up with
    Rhymes like ’ema weyin o, wen
    wen nitori kini.., Sandalili Sandalili,
    Old Roger is dead and gone to his
    hear, Hun ha, gone to his grave.
    I don’t know Ringer ringer roses, I
    push you, you push me, we all fall
    down! I don’t know the lyrics! If
    you teach my son any new Rhymes
    before he embarrasses me, please
    Aunty, send the YouTube link to me
    via SMS. Abeg, edakun, ejoor
    5. My father was the ultimate. He
    sent me on an errand, I would say
    only 2 words, ”Okay Sir” and run
    with the speed of light. My son?
    ”Obinna get me water from the
    fridge.” He stands still with arms
    akimbo and says ‘Daddy? Say the
    magic word!’ Which useless magic
    word? Am I paying school fees so
    my son can dictate to me? In my
    own house, where am paying my
    rent, housing and clothing him? You
    sef check am?
    Let me stop here as the list is
    endless
    I can’t remember how many times
    he has forced me to thrash my
    waste, correct my pronunciation of
    words – publicly etc
    I didn’t embarrass my father who
    even sent me to a public school.
    So I ask, the school fees I pay
    termly, is it primarily for my
    embarrassment?
    Yours sincerely,

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    Eliboy1
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    Lol

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    Vonn
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    Nice

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    Damexy
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    wow interesting

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    Abel Athyroxine
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    Good observation

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    Lonewolf05
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    I LOVE THESE.

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    elizabeth
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    Very funny

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    jummybabe
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    Lol

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