February 26, 2018 at 8:04 pm #1184308RyderMember
God save your sorry assFebruary 26, 2018 at 8:09 pm #1184311rely smileMember
ME AND ABIMBOLA
SEASON 1 EPISODE 5
I Loged in immediately on 2go with my joystick trying to shout out through my bussers. I accepted her friend request, but I decided not to say hi first. Like 10minute later, my notification tone beep. I minimize my fifa2010 game that I was playing and check my notification panel, I found out that it was 2go message from blessing. (*** chaiii this girl never tire, upon all the blow job***). I immediately open my 2go and chat start……
Me: hi, who am I chatting with (*** pretend not to know, because my brain was telling me is blessing from field***)
Blessing: is me blessing
Me: which blessing? (*** I rushed to her profile to see her profile picture, but I found out that the profile picture space was blank)
Blessing: Rely!!! So you have forgotten me, anyway is blessing from ikotun.
<<<story by rely smile>>>>
Me: *** blessing from ikotun… Blessing from iko….tun,***) as I was thinking I remembered one blessing when I was staying in oshodi, she normally came to oshodi to visit her grandma. We were normal friends then and she like requesting recharge card from me which I never get anything in return. Sometime I do send her 300 or 400 naira MTN and she will never call me with the card. Though I was planning on how to bang her with my two master planners when I heard that they have traveled to Ghana. I normally call her (BB LONDON).
Me: is it Bb london
Me: wow, Bb I have missed you a lot.
Bb: me too, where are you now?
Me: (*** oloshi, u want to request for recharge card abi***) am at home now and you?
Bb: am at ikotun now
Me: Jesus ? When did you people come back?
Bb: it has been a week now?
Me: is unfair ooo, you have been around and you did not let me know.
Bb: is not like that, I just got your username from a friend.
Me: OK, I will like to see your pic Bb.
Like 1minute later, she sent her picture, when I saw the picture, my d--k nearly brake, her curve and booty are like venzer ca, *** chaiii this girl done upgrade die. I start thinking on how I will see her.
Me: Bb I must confess, you look take away.
Bb: am blushing
Me: you dnt have to blush am telling you the truth.
Bb: thanks dear
Me: so, how are we going to see?
Bb: tomorrow is Monday, I won’t be chanced, OK on Wednesday will be OK by me.
Me: (*** and I get test on Wednesday, chaiii and this is opportunity to chop all the recharge card this girl have been collecting from me. Woooh, what is missing one test, I will cover it during exam. I no fit allow this kitty cat Go just like that*** I taught)
Me: Wednesday is perfectly OK by me dear.
Bb: OK, i will let you know if am coming, make sure you keep something for me.
Me: ( ***oloshi , e no pass recharge card nah***) for sure dear.
Bb: what of AY and Ttech?
Me: they are fine dear
Bb: my regards to them. I want to sleep now. please rely can you help me with something?
Me: what’s that dear?
Bb: can you send me MTN 400 now? I want to call someone.
Me: (**God punish you there, how many time you done give me kitty cat and you dey request for MTN 400 not even 50# or 100# mtcheeeeeew. Your grandpa yarsh there***)
Me: is already late dear, I promise I will give it to you when you come on Wednesday.
Bb: OK love, Goodnight, sleep tight.
Me: (***me love? Chaiii see better food coming my way ooo, something I have been waiting for since***)
Me: Goodnight love, this my number incase if u want to call 090*******
We ended the chat exactly 12:30am. I did my prayers and jam my bed.
I came back from school around 4:15pm and I headed straight to the kitchen to prepare some noodles to eat before I can read my books and go to the field to check on my already kitty cat waiting for me there. I was still putting the noodles inside hot water when I heard a knock on the door…
Watch out for episode 6
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You sure say you no go carry the house key go againFebruary 26, 2018 at 8:22 pm #1184317DamexyMember
So now 2 blessing dey ur catchFebruary 26, 2018 at 8:22 pm #1184318rely smileMember
ME AND ABIMBOLA
SEASON 1 EPISODE 6
I was still putting the noodles in hot water when I heard a nock on the door… I open the door and found out it was my nigga Tunji( Ttech). We shake hand together and I whyn him as usual by calling his name three time (Ttech baba.. Ttech baba…Ttech baba… How far nah..
Ttech: bro no lele
Me: this one you just came without telling me you are coming
Ttech: I came to see someone around so I decided to greet my blood
Me: you try bro
Ttech: weting you get for house because am f-----g hungry
Me: I want to cook 2 noodle to eat but since you are here I will make it 5.
Ttech: oya do fast Mr chef
I enter kitchen to finish my noodles. Like about 5 minutes later, I came out with a plate full of indomie noodle.
Ttech : that’s my boy, you get sence small
Me: you no well
Ttech: Rely! This indomie is much ooo.
Me: oloshi, no be you say hunger they wire you
Ttech: bomb dey your head, nah me you dey call oloshi.
Me: Ttech guess what!
Ttech: you done give blessing belle
Me: you no well
Ttech: then what happen
Me: you still remember BBLONDON
Ttech: that recharge card girl?
Me: yes, she is the one
Ttech: what about her?
Me: she wants to visit me on Wednesday
Ttech: (with surprise face) how? You told me the other time that she traveled to Ghana
Me : yes, she said they just came back last week
Ttech: omo see enjoyment, this one nah correct free kitty cat. That girl set ooo. Her kitty cat go still dey tight die.
Me: before nko
Ttech: this is your opportunity to collect all the recharge card you have been sending to her. That girl is wicked.
Me: how nah?
Ttech: upon all the card you wasted on her, she didn’t release kitty cat for you to spoon
Me: bro nah true you talk. She no be better girl.
Ttech: but you be mumu, shey you know
Me: you no well, how nah?
Ttech: every time she request for card, you must send it to her, you can’t even form a story to tell her
Me: nah true sha, I mumu for that side but e no go happen again
We gist over BBLONDON issue for like 20 minutes later when we decide to play PES with my apple laptop. We ended the game around 6:30 pm when Ttech told me he want to be going home. I accompany him to the bus stop where he will enter bus. On my way coming back I saw one fine lady like that, with my physical observation I know quite alright that she is My senior but konji didn’t allow me because the lady asset is too much. The curve of her A$$ is like that of infinity car, by that time my d!ck is already strong like iron. Immediately I realize that am in public place, I have to use my hand and hold my trouser so my joystick won’t show. I started thinking on how to meet her and talk to her when my phone rang and I checked it, it was unknown number. I didn’t pick it until the third one and I decided to pick it.
Me: hello, who is this please?
Caller: (with sweet voice) is me BBLONDON
Me: (shock, my d!ck rise immediately)
Watch out episode 7
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Blessing go kill you oFebruary 27, 2018 at 6:40 am #1184467kingsabintoMember
I pity you relyFebruary 27, 2018 at 9:28 am #1184558RyderMember
this guy erh??