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    ademolar (crown-prince)
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    Me and my supernatural girlfriend 
    A story written by ademolar

    Episode 1

    On a cool Tuesday evening, I was sitting under a magoe tree located at the eastern region of our building. I guess y’all wana ask why I said our building..On the 12th of June (my birthday) I and my brother finally moved out of lagos to a new hood due to his transfer from lagos down  to ekiti . It was not that easy to relocate to a new area where one would actually not have access to the kinda things he was patronising before .. As you all know me,am that holy boy who don’t drink, smoke, flex and clubbing. But according to my friend favourite quote “no one dies a virgin,life f--k us all”.

     life kick us anywhere he wants. I still remain my humble and loyal self until we moved into our new home, then devil finally worsen it, he come dash me oluzo as best friend. That was when I truly understand what the aged wise men were actually saying “agutan toh bah ba aja rin a jegbe” meaning, sheep whey follow dog make friend go chop shit.. ..

    Oh! Sorry for my inconsistency  My name is promise mathias but my niggaz dem call me harno ,am 23 years old, black, skinny and good looking in nature. Ever since I have lost my parents, I have been staying with my brother (nino) and we have been surviving on our own without the help of our so called family..

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    I was busy chitchatting with my friends on whatsapp about my new environment , then suddenly I saw something beautiful and glittering approaching. Who could this be? I soliloquies, so something whey make brain like this de this dryland.. as I was pondering about what I saw, she walked passed.
    Blood of kafaya!! See ukwu..luckily for me something fell from her purse when she was receiving a call, I quickly rushed down to check it out, and its her atm card. I quickly picked it up and run after her,i called her and she paused for a while ,she  gave me a quizzical look before she proceed. I called her again but she refused to reply me. 

    Mehn! Wetin de work this girl nah? Shey person no fit call girl for another matter again ni. Omo bad ppl like ele, klef, tpumpy, frosh, eliboy, stanlex and khola don spoil market for innocent people like me sha. Anyways no lele, I stop following her and I returned to my previous position .

    ‎ Then I saw a black, infact black is an understatement, dark  skinny guy coming out of a yellow face me I plank you building sitting opposite our building..I wasn’t really concerned about where he was actually heading to, not until he stretch forth his palm requesting for a hand shake..
    At first i gave him a thorough scrutinising before I responded..

    He is a cute looking guy, he has a brown eyes and a sexy lips, he wore a blue crazy gean and a white polo shirt,he is actually not too tall but he is more or less of my size,his hair were beautifully shaved with dreadlock style.

    Guy : hey nigga, my name is olu but my friends call me oluzo, and that is my dad’s building “he said pointing to the building he just came out of”
    Me : am promise ..but call me harno
    Oluzo : hmmm! Harno that’s a nice nick 
    (He sat right besides me and proceed with his talking  )
    Oluzo : guy why you like  to de dull yourself? I hear say na lagos una take pack come here..
    Me : yes! But how I take dull myself? “I throw a Confused look”
    Oluzo : everytime whey I de see you, na under this mango tree you de always sit like person whey no get house..

    “This guy like story sha!” I said that withing me..
    Me : ehn! I just like fresh air ni since I no get anything to do inside..
    Oluzo : ok nah, naso e de be sha if person newly enter one hood,him go like form angel..and as I de look you so, you go bad gan!
    Me : bad for wetin?… I no bad o 

    The conversation continues for several hours..within the short period of our conversation I get to know more about the area and the way they behave…

    Me : ehen! Bros no vex o, I get something whey I was ask o..
    Oluzo : where the Bros de? 
    Me : hahahaaha! Na you naw
    Oluzo : no vex o, I no know when I turn Bros ni..ok I de with you..
    I went ahead to narrate everything to him but the way he respond almost made me thought of something strange..

    To be continued 

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    I was here too

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    Me and my supernatural girlfriend 
    A story written by ademolar

    Episode 2

    Immediately oluzo stood up and gave me a devilish smile
    Me : oga follow me yarn abeg! Who is she?”I quarried with much anticipation ”
    Oluzo : alaye harno chillaz, that chima whey you de try describe so? Na she be goddess whey all boys for here they worship , most guyz don try am taya but she no gree,some even went about to offer her money and stuffs but she refused them.. the most annoying story was, that of a man who brought her car, just to win her heart only for her to turned down his request in a disgraceful manner 
    Me : disgraceful keh! Yarn me abeg
    Oluzo : she turn water untop the foolish man head ni..
    Me : hahahaha!! I no fit laFf o..kai! But I like the girl sha!
    Oluzo : no wahala, you na my own, since you don like her, no worry I go help you arrange her
    Me : but the girl big o
    Oluzo : oga forget nothing is big girl, all na packaging..
    Me : ok..
    Oluzo : anytime whey you don see her, follow her yarn.heaven no go fall..
    Me : ok thanks..

    Few hours time my brother returned from work and we both went inside..that very night my dream was all about the beautiful damsel I saw..
     the next morning we don’t have much water in the house so I decide to go and fetch some at the river. I journeyed down to the nearest river ,then I saw that same lady whom I saw the other day, she was busy chatting with her friends they actually sat besides the river bank.. but as a lasgidi boy, I package myself , I went ahead to fill  my jerrycan with enough water..then I boldly walked up to her..

    Me : hy girls..
    They didn’t replied but I was not bothered.. I went ahead with my mission..
    Me : anyways, my name is promise but my friends call me harno 
    (one of her friends cut in)
    Girl : sorry sir, we are not here for you c--k-and-bull story   . Pls go straight to the  point..
    Me : ok! Am here to see your friend (I said pointing towards that same girl I saw the other day)

    But this time she refused me claiming if I can’t say it before her friends, I should forget it.. I tried to be scared but my good conscience never let me..
    Me : ok, no problem since you  guyz won’t give me an audience, I guess I should keep what I have for you till you are ready to hear me out…
    I walked away from them and went ahead to fill my one left jellycan ,suddenly  someone tapped  me from behind . 

    I turned to get an eyeful of who  actually gave me such cold tap.. to God be the glory, it’s still that same girl ,luckily for me her friends had left , and the vicinity was left wide for both of us to converse..
    Girl : am nifemi, so am here now, tell me what you want..
    Me : hmmm hmmm *clears throat *actually I found something you lost and I was about giving you when you ignored me yesterday..
    Nifemi : and what is that?
    Me : truelove..(i said jokingly) 

    She hissed 
    Nifemi : Mr man, if you don’t have anything reasonable to say. Just get lost
    Me : ok. Ok am sorry, I helped you found this( I pulled out her atm card..)

    She collected it without any form of appreciation and walked away ..omo, this girl rude sha! Wetin she de form ontop self.. kini nka na, kini tan ti laaa paa in #olamide’s voice.(Wetin be that thin self, something whey dem don chop taya).
    I carried my jerrycan and walked home in sad mood!

    To be continued

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    Sat down already..

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    My helicopter has landed..

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