May 30, 2017 at 8:10 am #1016622
My new environment is not like the formal. As
I have many places to enjoy myself every
night and mingle with higher profile people
even though I am nt that good in this type of
It has not being more than three months now
that I came to this place after my NYSC. I
have no friend in this neghbourhood, but a lot
of places to enjoy myself either every night or
during the weekend. There is this big hotel in
my neighbourhood. I like to go there everytime
I come back frm wrk, either to go mingle or
watching EPL (premiership league) and other
related matches when less busy. The first
time I went to that hotel, I have never taken a
congnisance to see difference gals coming in
and out of the hostel. But as the time goes
on, I begin to see
difference people taking a girl to hotel,
drinking, bleeping and other stuff which
beyond human talk. It is like I begin to know
hw to take a woman out on a normal ground,
whether nah iyawo’le or olosho… Jus to have
your way within some minutes and everybody
find his or her way.
It was fun sometime because I even lik to
watch these people and their ways of living,
enjoyment and all that. It sometime funny to
me and I find some irritating. But wetin
concern me concern the girls take enter room.
Who won’t want to enjoy life ganself? A pot is
calling a kettle black.
I am a socialize as well, but way of being a
social guy is nt in this manner. That is y
everytime I want to ask for the drink. It might
be normal soft drink. There is a guy that
always wan to familiarize himself to me, but I
was jus being careful of begin to make a
friend with anyone as a new guy in the a
changing environment. Everytime we dey
watch match, the girls would be serving and
the place would be like’ as u take your eyes
watching, your hand in mouth.
Sunderly, the guy broke the silence and first
introduces himself to me:
Guy: hi bro, did u watch Liverpool vs Chelsea
Me: yes nah, who no go watch am$
Guy: ha, d match tough oooo… I never knew
chelsea could qualify for the final.
Me: me tooo, thanks for alone goal from
Guy; I tot you just came to this area?
Guy: you are a quite and cute guy. I like ur
Me: ***if I hear*** I will take that as a
The guy called out: hey waitress kindly give
me one stout and plate of peper soup and a
beer for my guy too. And turn into the
direction of my sitting
Guy: which product would you like to take?
Me: me? noooO, thanks!
Guy: y? Haaaaa… You too can do d same next
time nah. It is notin.
Me: I no, but I just don’t take anytin related to
Guy: haaaa, so, u r just like the way I was
Guy: no wonder all the gals dey throw
themselves to u.
Me: that is misseduse of wrds, who dey throw
themselve to me?
Guy: u can’t notice nah
Guy: that gal wey come serve me always
looking at you whenever you come here.
Me:eeeeeeh, and I never notice.
Guy: I guest it might be she like u. I guess
Me: hw do you know?
Guy: cause everyguy here has tried her but
Me: interesting, but hw do you knw everybody
done tried her?
Guy: no b this place I dey enjoy my life. I no
Guy; I which u try your lucky to.
Me: me? I am sorry. Aja o’gbodo jobi nah( dog
must not eat kolanut nah)
Guy: a trial will convince u den. Cuase d girl ta
lenu gan ni ooooo…
Me: hen hen…
Guy: she may even decline u gansef. How u
take knw no dat?
Me: me? Baba e lawa je.
Guy; continue to form. I say make u try d tin.
Me: I am not just intersted jareh.
Guy: k, I am snakie
Me: am jerryto. But you can call me Jt
After Snakie left, I begun to sift my eyes into
the direction of the gal. Honestly, the girl se
kah-kah gan ni oooo… Haaa, come see
I dey tel u! Every time she turn her back into
my direction, I swallow hard. A liitle jacking in
my boxer making me realise i can still go for it
jus like snakie suggested. I can’t explain if na
snakie that influence my thinking or it just
natural occurrence. Sometime, you just like
somebody not knowing how and why, but I
*** when u begin to like the act of a person,
that is when you see such person as an actor
or actress*** however, mull-over will now be a
rehearsal. a woman Is controller in this period
where her kitty-cat wil now be jus like a
prison. While a man will be an officer whose d!
ckson is a criminal.
If you ever put your
prisoner inside a prison, you could never tel
what would happen to him. One prisoner may
enter prison and become soft after a moment.
***especially when encounter with some many
hotter prison stuffs*** although not all the
prisoner comeback from prison become soft.
on the other hand, a prisoner may enter a
prison and become ipata or become softer and
if stay like some minutes outside stil turn out
to be as hard/turgid as rock *** this means
that prisoner feels like take a prison as
home*** courtesy of kitty cat!
stay tune for next episode
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The following day, I sitted in one corner colded
and enjoy my drink. After some hours snakie
comes inside the bar. I don’t how he always
know when I am around.
Me: hi, my guy.
Snakie: nah only u waka come.
Me: yes nah. Who go follow me here; I
Snakie: you mind join us over there our table
full of diference kind of drinks.
Me: that is great.
I follow him into their table with two friends
already sitted and with me making it four.
His Friends say hi in unionism and I reply
We shook hands and I introduced myself, In
which each said their names too.
After some minute the girl came over to our
table with pepper soup plate for each of us.
All the while I have begun to like the girl.
She is an energetic gal with little smile on her
face, every here and there: Strong and big
bossom with va-va-voom. But I am just feeling
lust towards her, not realy that I wish to have
her. But with wat snakie told me that she
always decline the guys. I which I find out the
type of girl she is so soon.
Snakie: hey, waitress… You no greet my friend.
Waitress: sorry sir ***facing me*** welcome to
Me: it is my pleasure.
Waitress: it is bin a while I see you here.
Waitress: you are a quite guy I guess. Cause I
never see you talking to anyone not until
today since you have been coming here.
Me: not realy, I do talk and play like everyone.
Waitress: I wish I know more of you then as
the time goes on.
Me: me tooo.
I begun to feel suspicious that it is not the
same girl snakie said she hard to gt. Snakie
interrupted my tinkin within a minute.
Snakie: hey my babe, you no ask of his name
Waitress: heee’ya sorry. May I knw your name
Me: ***lolz*** I am jeryto
Wiatress: hmmmmm… Jerry in short.
Me: u can call me that too.
She left our table afterward and I can’t help it
but staring at those bumbum and bossom.
I think this type of prison fit the place like
If you only waka carry this enter you house kip
am. Beliv your landlord no go allow you rest
cause nah big prison. If you happen to be a
good boy before, seeing this prison every day,
then you become satanic pikin.
When I was about to be goin I was already at
the door’s way wen snakie call me ask of my
number. I knew he did it on purpose as the girl
was staring at us.
Snakie: won’t you give me your numbers
incase I come around next time so that I
would be calling you to come over.
Me: no problem nah. I am always free during
the night and also during weekend, I am fully
Snakie: so, you never get any gal wey go
come disturb you for weekend?
Me: haaa, no time jareh.
Snakies: hummm, you must be hit and run be
Me: not realy… I am only waiting for the lucky
After said this, I saw the girl looking at my
direction but who cares. For you mind abi… If
no be say I dey even run for bleeping from all
my tigresses for home.
Snakie collected the girl phone and dialled my
number claiming that he will collect it back
when he charges his phone.
I knew why he did say that his phone off, but
there must be something this guy upto. When I
was about to leave I saw a new waitress
coming from kitchen. I was thinking this one
When I got home I rushed to take my bath and
I was about to take my sleep when I hear my
phone ringing. I look at the phone and
discover that it is a new number. I picked the
Caller: helo, please who am I talking to?
Me: but you call me I guess.
Caller: I saw this number on my phone and I
don’t knw the person that got it.
Me: well, I don’t knw how it got on your
phone. And to say the fact, I am seeing this
number for the first time.
Caller:may I knw your name pls perhabs I can
trace the number.
Me:ok, I am jerryto
Caller: I can’t bliv it, so it is you?
Me: ***surprise*** pls who are you?
Me: from where pls?
Caller: the girl snakie dialled your number on
her phone not so lng. I mean when you came
to our hotel.
Me: ***see me see trouble*** eeee’ya, so it is
Caller: yea… Nice meetin you
Me: and you too… Are you calling with your
Caller: yes, that is my number. You can reach
me on it anytime.
Me: ***ha, anytime?**** ok. Thanks for the
Ope: no mention jare.
She dropped the call and I was like:
It is not that I don’t want my prisoner go to
prison because of his convicted. But having
undergone diference national prisons. And with
all the a-to-to-nu(full explanation) from
It has to be life imprisonment.
stay tune for next episode
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