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    Episode 1

    My new environment is not like the formal. As
    I have many places to enjoy myself every
    night and mingle with higher profile people
    even though I am nt that good in this type of
    social life.

    It has not being more than three months now
    that I came to this place after my NYSC. I
    have no friend in this neghbourhood, but a lot
    of places to enjoy myself either every night or
    during the weekend. There is this big hotel in
    my neighbourhood. I like to go there everytime
    I come back frm wrk, either to go mingle or
    watching EPL (premiership league) and other
    related matches when less busy. The first
    time I went to that hotel, I have never taken a
    congnisance to see difference gals coming in
    and out of the hostel. But as the time goes
    on, I begin to see

    difference people taking a girl to hotel,
    drinking, bleeping and other stuff which
    beyond human talk. It is like I begin to know
    hw to take a woman out on a normal ground,
    whether nah iyawo’le or olosho… Jus to have
    your way within some minutes and everybody
    find his or her way.

    It was fun sometime because I even lik to
    watch these people and their ways of living,
    enjoyment and all that. It sometime funny to
    me and I find some irritating. But wetin
    concern me concern the girls take enter room.
    Who won’t want to enjoy life ganself? A pot is
    calling a kettle black.

    I am a socialize as well, but way of being a
    social guy is nt in this manner. That is y
    everytime I want to ask for the drink. It might
    be normal soft drink. There is a guy that
    always wan to familiarize himself to me, but I
    was jus being careful of begin to make a
    friend with anyone as a new guy in the a
    changing environment. Everytime we dey
    watch match, the girls would be serving and
    the place would be like’ as u take your eyes
    watching, your hand in mouth.

    Sunderly, the guy broke the silence and first
    introduces himself to me:

    Guy: hi bro, did u watch Liverpool vs Chelsea
    Me: yes nah, who no go watch am$
    Guy: ha, d match tough oooo… I never knew
    chelsea could qualify for the final.
    Me: me tooo, thanks for alone goal from
    Guy; I tot you just came to this area?
    Me: yes
    Guy: you are a quite and cute guy. I like ur
    Me: ***if I hear*** I will take that as a
    complement. Thanks!

    The guy called out: hey waitress kindly give
    me one stout and plate of peper soup and a
    beer for my guy too. And turn into the
    direction of my sitting

    Guy: which product would you like to take?
    Me: me? noooO, thanks!
    Guy: y? Haaaaa… You too can do d same next
    time nah. It is notin.
    Me: I no, but I just don’t take anytin related to
    Guy: haaaa, so, u r just like the way I was
    Me: hw?
    Guy: no wonder all the gals dey throw
    themselves to u.
    Me: that is misseduse of wrds, who dey throw
    themselve to me?
    Guy: u can’t notice nah
    Me: hw?
    Guy: that gal wey come serve me always
    looking at you whenever you come here.
    Me:eeeeeeh, and I never notice.
    Guy: I guest it might be she like u. I guess
    Me: hw do you know?
    Guy: cause everyguy here has tried her but
    she declined.
    Me: interesting, but hw do you knw everybody
    done tried her?
    Guy: no b this place I dey enjoy my life. I no
    Me: ok
    Guy; I which u try your lucky to.
    Me: me? I am sorry. Aja o’gbodo jobi nah( dog
    must not eat kolanut nah)
    Guy: a trial will convince u den. Cuase d girl ta
    lenu gan ni ooooo…
    Me: hen hen…
    Guy: she may even decline u gansef. How u
    take knw no dat?
    Me: me? Baba e lawa je.
    Guy; continue to form. I say make u try d tin.
    Me: I am not just intersted jareh.
    Guy: k, I am snakie

    Me: am jerryto. But you can call me Jt
    After Snakie left, I begun to sift my eyes into
    the direction of the gal. Honestly, the girl se
    kah-kah gan ni oooo… Haaa, come see

    I dey tel u! Every time she turn her back into
    my direction, I swallow hard. A liitle jacking in
    my boxer making me realise i can still go for it
    jus like snakie suggested. I can’t explain if na
    snakie that influence my thinking or it just
    natural occurrence. Sometime, you just like
    somebody not knowing how and why, but I

    *** when u begin to like the act of a person,
    that is when you see such person as an actor
    or actress*** however, mull-over will now be a
    rehearsal. a woman Is controller in this period
    where her kitty-cat wil now be jus like a
    prison. While a man will be an officer whose d!
    ckson is a criminal.

    If you ever put your
    prisoner inside a prison, you could never tel
    what would happen to him. One prisoner may
    enter prison and become soft after a moment.
    ***especially when encounter with some many
    hotter prison stuffs*** although not all the
    prisoner comeback from prison become soft.

    on the other hand, a prisoner may enter a
    prison and become ipata or become softer and
    if stay like some minutes outside stil turn out
    to be as hard/turgid as rock *** this means
    that prisoner feels like take a prison as
    home*** courtesy of kitty cat!

    stay tune for next episode


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    hmm,I’m here,waiting patiently

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    Give it a try na

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    need a new page

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    Episode 2

    The following day, I sitted in one corner colded
    and enjoy my drink. After some hours snakie
    comes inside the bar. I don’t how he always
    know when I am around.

    Snakie: hi
    Me: hi, my guy.
    Snakie: nah only u waka come.
    Me: yes nah. Who go follow me here; I
    Snakie: you mind join us over there our table
    full of diference kind of drinks.
    Me: that is great.

    I follow him into their table with two friends
    already sitted and with me making it four.
    His Friends say hi in unionism and I reply

    We shook hands and I introduced myself, In
    which each said their names too.
    After some minute the girl came over to our
    table with pepper soup plate for each of us.

    All the while I have begun to like the girl.
    She is an energetic gal with little smile on her
    face, every here and there: Strong and big
    bossom with va-va-voom. But I am just feeling
    lust towards her, not realy that I wish to have
    her. But with wat snakie told me that she
    always decline the guys. I which I find out the
    type of girl she is so soon.

    Snakie: hey, waitress… You no greet my friend.
    Waitress: sorry sir ***facing me*** welcome to
    our nirvana.

    Me: it is my pleasure.
    Waitress: it is bin a while I see you here.
    Me: yes
    Waitress: you are a quite guy I guess. Cause I
    never see you talking to anyone not until
    today since you have been coming here.
    Me: not realy, I do talk and play like everyone.
    Waitress: realy?
    Me: yea…
    Waitress: I wish I know more of you then as
    the time goes on.
    Me: me tooo.

    I begun to feel suspicious that it is not the
    same girl snakie said she hard to gt. Snakie
    interrupted my tinkin within a minute.

    Snakie: hey my babe, you no ask of his name
    Waitress: heee’ya sorry. May I knw your name
    Me: ***lolz*** I am jeryto
    Wiatress: hmmmmm… Jerry in short.
    Me: u can call me that too.

    She left our table afterward and I can’t help it
    but staring at those bumbum and bossom.
    I think this type of prison fit the place like

    If you only waka carry this enter you house kip
    am. Beliv your landlord no go allow you rest
    cause nah big prison. If you happen to be a
    good boy before, seeing this prison every day,
    then you become satanic pikin.

    When I was about to be goin I was already at
    the door’s way wen snakie call me ask of my
    number. I knew he did it on purpose as the girl
    was staring at us.

    Snakie: won’t you give me your numbers
    incase I come around next time so that I
    would be calling you to come over.
    Me: no problem nah. I am always free during
    the night and also during weekend, I am fully
    Snakie: so, you never get any gal wey go
    come disturb you for weekend?
    Me: haaa, no time jareh.
    Snakies: hummm, you must be hit and run be
    Me: not realy… I am only waiting for the lucky

    After said this, I saw the girl looking at my
    direction but who cares. For you mind abi… If
    no be say I dey even run for bleeping from all
    my tigresses for home.

    Snakie collected the girl phone and dialled my
    number claiming that he will collect it back
    when he charges his phone.

    I knew why he did say that his phone off, but
    there must be something this guy upto. When I
    was about to leave I saw a new waitress
    coming from kitchen. I was thinking this one
    just comes.

    When I got home I rushed to take my bath and
    I was about to take my sleep when I hear my
    phone ringing. I look at the phone and
    discover that it is a new number. I picked the

    Me: helo
    Caller: helo, please who am I talking to?
    Me: but you call me I guess.
    Caller: I saw this number on my phone and I
    don’t knw the person that got it.
    Me: well, I don’t knw how it got on your
    phone. And to say the fact, I am seeing this
    number for the first time.
    Caller: heeEn,
    Caller:may I knw your name pls perhabs I can
    trace the number.
    Me:ok, I am jerryto
    Caller: I can’t bliv it, so it is you?
    Me: ***surprise*** pls who are you?
    Caller: opeyemi…
    Me: from where pls?
    Caller: the girl snakie dialled your number on
    her phone not so lng. I mean when you came
    to our hotel.
    Me: ***see me see trouble*** eeee’ya, so it is
    Caller: yea… Nice meetin you
    Me: and you too… Are you calling with your
    Caller: yes, that is my number. You can reach
    me on it anytime.
    Me: ***ha, anytime?**** ok. Thanks for the
    call sha
    Ope: no mention jare.

    She dropped the call and I was like:
    It is not that I don’t want my prisoner go to
    prison because of his convicted. But having
    undergone diference national prisons. And with
    all the a-to-to-nu(full explanation) from
    It has to be life imprisonment.

    stay tune for next episode

    whatsapp me: +2349079139495

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    make I hear say the girl no know na your no be that before calling you

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