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    Mum-mark mark mark !!!
    me-(standing up from the bed) ma, i dey come (why this woman dey disturb me sef she no fit let person sleep)
    Mum-i want you to come now me and your dad want to discuss with you
    me-ok ma,i dey come
    wait my people make i introduce my self am mark anderson but you can call me mark i don even forget dat my last,am a typical IGBO BOY though my name sound foreign but me be correct IGBO BOI as i was saying i been don write jamb,waec,gce which i no even write sef upon that i no still even see chance enter university but make una watch how the story go.

    me-(going to the sitting my parent are already seated) daddy good morning sir,mummy good morning ma
    Mum&Dad-good morning my pikin
    Dad-(clearing his throat to talk) my son you know you have not being doing us proud with your exams
    Mum-yes ooo,always failing and he still like following girls
    Dad-as you know we cannot be leaving you at home and be going to work so we want you to learn a trade
    Mum-my dear hit the nail on head
    Dad-don’t rush me
    TBC

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    episode 2
    Dad-my dear don’t rush me,like i was saying mark you know we can’t be leaving you at home why we go to work so we have found a trade for you to learn
    Me-and what is the name of the trade
    Dad-my son its how to repair generator
    Me-(WTF) how to repair generator
    Dad-yes my son,i know you like classic things that why i choose repairing big generators for you so you will be repairing big generators for offices and rich men or don’t you like it
    Mum-even though you did not like it you will still learn it cos i can’t be leaving you at home and come back and see you with 3 girls and you are sweating you will now say you are reading who do you want to deceive mtcheew
    Dad-my dear i said you should not interrupt me,like i was saying do you like the trade
    Me-(repairing big generator for offices and big men how i go like am infact i still prefer small generator) No daddy i don’t like it
    Dad&Mum-you say what
    Me-NO!!!
    Dad-well i didn’t tell you for your approval i want to let you know you are starting 2moro
    TBC

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    Diz kind thing dey pain ehn… am not telling you for your approval,just want u to know

    anyhow ur generator work starts 2mrw

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    episode3
    Dad-and again before i forget i want you to go and register for jamb and waec lesson immediate you come back from work tomorrow
    Me-ok sir
    Mum-and again if you like bring all those your battallion of girls i will know and i will tell mama chuka to watch you
    Me-(mtcheew mama chuka na our neighbour wey marry 2 years ago but she don born sha,that woman wey wan chop my amu tete na she go wan talk story for the gods) ok ma
    Dad-(clears throat as he stand up)am already late for and sure your will be too,so be a good boy
    Me-(na so dem dey talk to me like small pikin) ok sir
    Mum-oya come and lock the gate as we are going or do you expect your dad to lock the gate
    Me-ok ma
    Dad-(drives out of the gate with mum) make sure be a good boy
    Me-ok sir
    Mum-make sure you read your book you know you are going for coaching lesson tommorow
    Me-ok ma,bye
    Mum&Dad-bye
    Me-(atlast dey don go with their wahala,make i call my pal andrew) andrew aw far na
    Andrew-i dey joor,hope no bad news
    Me-omo bad news dey
    TBC

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    A. KhadiimA. Khadiim
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    Uncle mark, ur tory short o

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    episode4
    Andrew-haah shey one of those girls forget their pant
    Me-if that one be the bad news dey for don roast me give dog chop
    Andrew-aaah me too i fear ooo,so wetin be the bad news
    Me-they say make i go learn generator work
    Andrew-(laughing)
    Me-why you dey laugh she e funny
    Andrew-(laughing)
    Me-andrew you dey waste my card if you know say you wan laugh wella make you come my side so i go punch your teeth
    Andrew-(still laughing) my guy no vex the thing just funny,so as work plenty outside wey you fit learn na gen work your papa see give you (laughing)
    Me-i swear if you laugh again i go cut this call
    Andrew-oya no vex lets be serious, so where you wan learn am
    Me-me sef i no know but na big gen i go dey learn how to repair
    Andrew-shuu so na big gen,money dey there ooo! why you no tell me say na big gen
    Me-shey you give me chance to tell you when you where laughing like one mad jackal
    Andrew-no vex joor but i swear money dey dat business
    Me-see bye mtn don dey give me signal
    Andrew-i dey come your house
    TBC

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    The tory still continue i no wan make one episode long too much

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