My life as a yahoo boy season 1&2

B>I just have the passion for writing but I know
that I’m not that good. Who cares anyway?
Besides I’m not a literature student that needs
to perfect his/her writing skills: not that we
(science students) don’t write report to
perfection. We only do it well when the need
arises. So if you are thinking of bashing or
correcting my grammatical blunder……
Hmnnnnnn ; like I have rightly said “who cares
anyway?”. The choice is yours. Thanks Guys!
Let us make it more formal (Smiling).

PLEASE NOTE: This story was in no way written
to promote fraudulent activities or a lifestyle of
vanity, rather it was inspired by the urge to
entertain and enlighten the youths and society
at large on the perils of the get-rich-quick
syndrome and to promote a reading culture.

DISCLAIMER: All characters contained in this
story are totally fictional.
All right reserved
Any part of this story could be rebrocasted any
where or shared anywhere as long as reference
is made to the writer.

Prologue
My name is iphekitan meaning endless love.
This is my first story/write up; Appreciation is
needed in terms of likes and comments.
Thanks for your time. Smiling face!
I was privillege to attend one of the best
secondary school’s in Ibadan then. Was a boys
only school tho. But i was happy I attended
such a school. I was 17 years old then when I
started having this experience.
Every guy of my age would be chasing
admission into an higher institution or learning
a trade but that’s not the case for me. I was
just too obsessed with E – dating
Sit back and Read every part of this story
carefully and i bet you would enjoy it.

Tz Iphekitan
Whatsapp >> 09034368823</B>

Part 1
Ss3 third Term >> V. S Things
It was at that period of our v.s that girls from other
schools do attend our schools v.s . I was a very
popular guy On the various social app then, 2go
and whatsapp, among my peeps. We created
various group chat, where we connect with girls
from other school. Since I was good with words,
girls do add me privately to chat with me, they are
all fond of me mehn, they always try to let us meet
up but i always turn them down, tho. I wasn’t the
shy type but i just don’t fancy meeting this girls
physically, I have less than 16 gf’s Online that have
never set my eyes on physically. Those girls were
caring mehn, they do send me Recharge cards
ocassionally then, without me even asking them to.

Thanks to camera 360 am very photogenic, so my
display pix do the asking out, I just chat with a girl
for 2days and the third day I would. Have gotten a
yes, I even do hear rumour that those girls do fight
themselves over me. A guy they have never met.

On the D-day of our V.s. It’s normal for girls and
guys from other schools to visit. Prior to that day
have been writing status about the v.s on my
status. Unknowingly to me I was given them an
invite.

Few minutes to the end of the programme I just
excused myself to leave the boring program.
Stepping out I swear girls and guys from other
schools hanging around in groups sha.

I just saw a classmate of mine talking to some set
of girls I approached the guy,
Me : guy how far now
?
My frnd : I dey o
h
1st girl : Hey guy am shola by name, are u not
iphekitan.

Me : Yeah I am, how may I help you please?

Five of the girls chorused “iphekitan! ”

1st girl : am pweedyshally21 on 2go
2nd girl : am mreb16
3rd girl : am goldengirl2500
……..

They just kept beating introducing themselves
I was like Jesus I don enter am today. I just said
nice meeting you girls and was about turning back
when I saw lyk 6 girls approaching, they were like
“iphekitan” another was like “hifemi” [meaning my
love], I was lyk chai I don enter am today. They sha
boxed me up in their midst. Throwing questions at
me

Girl one : guy you are really cute as you look on
your dp

Girl two: am bimpe your darling

Girl three : What! Bimpe ke! Iphe itz me titi your
love.

In my mind I was like I don enter one chance.

My other friends just came around. Talking to the
girls one by one I was like tank God. Some were
even making jest of me, they were like at last we
met you.

We sha took pictures with each other and
eventually I settled with one of the girls’, taiwo by
name, she was tall thou not taller than I am,nice
hips, thick girl, small waist, she was just the one u
selected to go to the after party with me.

Let me not bore you with the details
Thats just how I knew I have a talent in chatting
with girls Online, lol I do call it coding girls Online
thou.

The taiwo of a girl followed me home on that
fateful day, we smooched, kiss but not more than
that because I never jah much then.

To be continuedt fancy meeting this girls
physically, I have less than 16 gf