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EPISODE 1
story narrated & written by snakie86GM: Good morning everybody, I know you are
seeing a new face among us, lemme use this
opportunity to welcome snakie to our organization. He is joining us as a junior consultant…Me:Good morning……………
GM:Tolu will show you your office, take you
around and introduce you to everybody one
after the other……..This is not all of us, we
have so many other guys on the field working
with clients, you will get to meet them one
after the Other as times goes on…….we are one
big family in this establishment and we hope
your joining us will bring bigger things to this
establishment.
That was the introduction I got on my
resumption of office in my new consultancy
firm on the island. We occupied a floor in one
of the building around Amodu Ojikutu Victoria
Island. Atleast it was a good thing getting to
work in a well established firm unlike all the
work I got in the past where the take home
was really nothing to talk about…..After the early morning meeting that lasted
about 30mins, I waited in the GM’s office after
which Tolu ushered me out. she first took me
to her own office…then we proceeded to other
offices. What I did for the next 10mins was
greeting people from one office to the other..it
was a relief showing me my office at
last…………….
One peculiar thing I noticed in this office was
that, it was as if my female colleagues were
hand picked particularly the consultants that
interface with clients, they all have almost the
same physique, body structure, very beautiful
and attractive. My GM who I learnt was the
daughter of the chairman was in her mid 30’s
wit a 6 yr old daughter, strict and doesn’t joke
with work…..(she’s a fearful lady that
command respect from all the staff)…….”i just
hope I will be focus with all this babes
around”Five minutes after sitting down in my office,
Tayo came in with a carton in her hand…………..Tayo:This is your laptop you will be working
with……..can you set it up or I should help youMe:Thanks so much…setting it up shouldn’t
be a problemTayo:that’s good…lemme install some apps
and transfer some stuffs BJ instructed me to
do before you start using, you will need to go
through all the materials…..(our GM prefers to
be called BJ while we call every other person
by their first name).Me:Materials to read ke? Y reading
again……..have done all the reading in the
university now, what am expecting to be
reading now should be money and not book
again except for my masters sha………..Tayo:You are very funny, well that was my
own thought too before joining this
organization 2 yrs ago but it has been the
other way round…………(she attached the flash
to the laptop)…you will enjoy it shaMe:so, whats the size of the
materials…………………….Tayo:Not too much…just 25gigabyte
Me:25 kini? Kilobyte abi megabyte
Tayo:Gigabyte……………
Me:Whats in it………is it software or
something?Tayo:No…they are materials ……
Me:Ohk oooooo……………..Na money I come read
here oo no be book (said that jokingly)Tayo:You can said that again………..we are
good to go…here is password to the wifi and I
believe you should be able to install skype on
your system cos that’s the only medium we
use in communicating in the office and on the
field…………I will collate other guys ID for you so
that you can add them to your profile……………
Once again, welcome to our office, we hope to
achieve great things together.Me:Thank you tayo………………..
To be continued
+8Nice story buh stil dnt undastnd
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EPISODE 2-6 (SCROLL DAWN)
+10Episode 2
That was how tayo stepped out of my office
but came back in about 10mins with the user
id of my other colleagues. As if BJ was
waiting for my response, she started
bombarding me with so many work through
skype that I don’t even know anytyn
about….she will just send me a message and
said……..“kindly attend to this, guys on the field are
waiting for your response”
Before I finish working on one, another one will
be waiting for me (I do contact other guys in
the office for the assignment and they always
give instructions to search through the
materials and look for necessary solutions)……..It was a workload first day. Tayo buzz me
up to know how I was doing with work and so
other guys too just to find out how I was
coping for the first day at work.
Our launch break was between 1pm to 2:30
and most times we do go to canteen on the
ground floor to eat..Akin and Bayo knocked on
my office door around 1pm…Bros, abeg leave
work, its time for break..lets go down and
eat…..i locked my system and make my way
down with themAkin:Bro, how are you finding this our work
Me:Interesting so far…
Bayo:You will surely enjoy it………………..
Akin:You know we enjoy being on the field cos
that’s where you get to learn about new
things and some other interesting stuffBayo:What are the other stuff?
Akin:Na u sabi oooo
Bayo:Bros, abeg no follow this guy waka ooo…
e go corrupt you ooo……………..
Me:lolzzz…….Akin:No mind am……….Bros abeg feel free
ooo….ile lo wa ooo (na house you dey oo)
Me:No problem bro“good afternoon Akin” “a lady walked pass us
on the ground floor”Bayo:How far with this babe now akin
Akin:We don dey like 3-0 already oooooo but I
wan put am for round figure den close her
chapterBayo:Omo ise yi dun ju ko tibe lo (the babe
sweet pass make u close chapter now)Akin: no mind the babe jare, she wan start to
dey play love love and me I no ready for that
but ise e o ta lenu bi ara ile wa (she no sabi
do the work like our person)
“that caught my attention, who’s ara ile wa”Bayo: O mean e…..so, with all her shakara,
she no sabi ABCAkin:no mind her, she no sabi A talkless of
the B to Z……I trust my babyWhos is this baby, I guess that’s Question for
the gods”Bayo:Na u Bleep up now………………snakie, u no
even they say anytynMe:just observing ni jare
Bayo: Observing what?
Me:the work and the environment
Akin:Nothing to worry about jare, like we said
earlier, u will enjoy working here with us
though our work is risky and so
demanding………Bayo:No discourage am now…………
Me:I no I will cope, its nothing serious I
guess…its just a matter of timeAkin:That’s the spirit bro…na so e be when we
sef first start am…………..Me:Na wah ooooo………….
Akin: U no see Tolu today? The babe make
sense today ooooBayo:Yeah..i noticed jare but I just dey bone
her since morning……..Akin:How far with her work now………………….
Bayo:Just dey there…..still on it
Akin:No dull ursef ooooo
Bayo:dull ke?
Akin: Bros, u no even they talk anytyn since…
wetyn happenMe:Notyn oooooo
Akin:hmmmmm, oya tell us little about
ursef…………………..+3Epispde 3
I did a little introduction about myself as we
finish our food and started walking back
upstairs but the funniest thing was that as we
were gisting, so was the other babes too……BJ
doesn’t come downstairs as someone always
help her to buy her food from fast food or
downstairs sometimes.
It was a real brotherly bonding as I feel at
home with those guys (Though I was
interested in their ladies talk but I just had to
remain silent….like they say “silence is
golden”) and my going back to the office was
to do some work and chat with this clown of a
guys I just met…………it was through our brief
chat Akin was telling me “don’t mind all these
our babes ooo, don’t look at the way they look
and behave like person wey their leg no dey
touch ground….na d orientation wey we get
here be that…even if you go to field, you have
to also act like a boti”It was already 5pm, Bj has gone out likewise
some other guys too..Akin and Bayo came and
said goodbye and ask me to close early……..
Tayo came back to check me when she was
about to close. “when are you going
home”……….maybe by 5:30. i closed for the day
fifteen minutes later and make my way
downstairs…I was on the street of my office
when I had someone horn and parked beside
me………………….Tolu:Where are you heading to……………..
Me:Going to Adeola Odeku to board a bus to
obalende or cmsTolu:lemme move you forward, am going
towards surulere……………..where do u stay
Me:Mushin……………….Tolu: ehn ehn…..where in mushin
Me:I stay around layi oyekanmi…………what
about you?Tolu:Oduduwa…………….So, how was work
today?Me:Interesting so far……………
Tolu:Am sure you will enjoy it……
Me:seems so………..
As we continue gisting, we connected through
saka tinubu to eletu ogabi and burst out at
Adeola OdekuMe:Waoh…is this traffic or goes slow
Tolu:I guess, its both……
Me:Is this how u guys faced it every day
Tolu:Not really……But the truth is you either
leave office early to beat the traffic or close
late. But you might be lucky sometimes, there
wont be traffic..i guess we are not lucky
today….Me:hmmmmm
30mins counting, we were still on a spot…I
guess we are in for a long day todayTolu:even to go back to the office is not
feasible, we are already in the middleMe:Maybe we should try alternative route
Tolu:I guess everywhere will be blocked
jare…….Me:Lets pass through kofo abayomi and
connect ahmadu bello way….lets just find our
way through Idowu martins……………..Tolu:Ohk……
We find our way, turn to the right and enters
Idowu martins by sterling bank..”thank God
this place is free” I said…….The moment we
moved down a bit to mega plaza, then we
entered another traffic…it was as if that one
was worse than where we were coming from……
The traffic tie wrapper mehn…Tolu: Wo, am tired……….
Me:Maybe I should come and drive…………
Tolu:Will your driving move our car away from
this place?Me:lolzzz……
Tolu:Maybe we should just park somewhere,
relax till later in the day..i guess the traffic
would have reduced by that time……..Or you
have another opinionMe:No problem………………….There is a bar in
sapara williams close here….maybe we can
just relax a bit thereTolu:hmmmm…..how do you know there is one
thereMe:Ahan..even if I don’t work on the island,
have always been coming around now……Tolu:I dey suspect you ooo (jokingly)…well it
guys sha, where una leg no dey reachMe:smile……………….
We turn right to sapara Williams…parked at
the extreme end of the close and entered SS
lounge…..we located one corner to sit………Tolu:hmmmm……I never knew there is any
lounge here ooooMe:It was once I came here too…but am a bit
familiar with this areaTolu:wetyn u dey come do here
Me:Na job hunting oooo…..I always come to
professional gems during my job hunting daysTolu:where is that?
Me:They occupied the 4th floor in mega
plaza………….They recruits on behalf of
multinationalsTolu:Na wah oooooo……………………
To be continued
+6Episode 4
We ordered for one Smirnoff Ice, water and two
plates of chips……………….
Me:so, how long have u been working
here………………
Tolu:A little bit above 3years………………
Me:waoh…..u be my big senior ooo……
Tolu:You can say that again..more reason you
should always respect me
Me:Ohk ma….senior Tolu
Tolu:lolzzz…..just kidding anyway
Me:so, watz the structure like
Tolu:You mean the organization at large?
Me:yes
Tolu:lemme just brief you a little………..BJ is
the daughter of the chairman who is the owner
of the company.from what I heard, chairman
have 3 children and BJ is the eldest and her
siblings and parent are residing in the US
even though Chairman still oversee everytyn..
Me:what about her husband cos I can see ring
on her finger
Tolu:Her husband is fine…He’s also a
consultant in the same line…infact they met
while he was working with the company before
he established his own outfit but he’s not
always around this days as he travels here
and there but you will see him come around
often whenever he’s in town…………..
Me:so, BJ is the Alpha and Omega of the
company
Tolu:Yes and No because there are other guys
on the field who also support the
administration of the company……BJ is just
like the operational director that oversees all
activities but you will get to meet all other
guys as times goes on…..
Me:What about you guys…..you don’t go to
field
Tolu: We do….Me, Femi and Bayo just came
back from Ghana last week and some other
guys will be going to field next week while
some will be coming back but we girls don’t
go to field outside Nigeria much like that
sha…………….
Me:hmmmmm….Interesting, how long did you
guys spend in GhanaTo be continued
+2Episode 5
Tolu:Like two months plus sha……..Abeg the
one wey I tell you don do….lets talk about
something else
Me:something else like
Tolu: dunno……maybe personal sha cos you
will know about the company as times goes
on but you only tend to know about personal
tyns wen you ask at the right tym like
this……………..
Me:Ohk….ask me anytyn and I will tell
u…………………….but before that we need to reach
a compromise
Tolu: what compromise…..mo ngbo (am
listening)
Me:raise your palm up……………
Tolu:For what?
Me:raise it up now……………….
Tolu:Ohk…………………….
Me:whatever we are saying will be the truth
and nothing but the truth……
Tolu:Yes Sir….”burst into laughter”…………..You
are not serious at all
Me:I can never be serious..do you no where
serious people are?
Tolu:where oooo…….
Me:Yaba apa osi or ita oshi apa osi (yaba
left)
Tolu:”Burst into laughter”……..so, tell me the
other side of you
Me:My other side as in
Tolu:Your social life…………….
Me:hmmmmm……..i don’t fancy myself as
highly sociable….i hang out once in a while
when and if necessary, club once in a while
too, drink once in a while, I don’t womanize
but……..
Tolu:But what……………….
Me:I like bleeping..its like my hobby
Tolu:Lolzzzz…..you are not serious
Me:Just kidding about the last one though but
I do everytyn in my life moderately……….
Tolu:Thatz good sha…..
Me:don’t want to overuse myself for my future
wife that I don’t know yet…..
Tolu:hehehehe….you don’t know her yet at this
stage?
Me:wetyn make I do now……U know finding a
lady is like job hunting………………
Tolu:job hunting……?how……………….
Me:seeing a lady for the first time is like a job
advert, u try to find out if her job description
fit into your qualification before deciding if to
apply or not…………then you might decide to
apply after all even though there are job that
worth it while some doesn’t worth it……until
you collect your offer letter and decide either
to accept the job or not………….there are some
you accept and resign after some months and
there are some you reject the moment you saw
the offer but the moment you find your dream
job, you tend to accept without looking back
again…..
Tolu:hmmmm…..interesting
Me:You might accept that your dream job and
later find out that things were not actually the
way you thought they were….its now your own
decision either to continue and match your job
to what you actually want in life or you opt
out and look for another dream job
elsewhere….
Tolu:hmmmmmm……….am listening ooooo
Me:Those that decided to turn around their
future with their job are those ones that
endured marriage and regard it as for better
for worst and those that opt out are the
divorced…………………..
Tolu:what about those that want to bleep
anytyn under skirt or trouser
Me:They are like the ones that can do any job
(hustlers)..No area of specialty even though
they are professionals………………………..
Tolu:hmmmmm……so, which one are you
Me:I guess you should find out yourself cos I
wont tell you but am very sure am not a
hustler…………..+1Episode 6
Tolu:hmmmm…ohk oooooooo, so, what was
your impression about babes in the office
Me:don’t really have any right now as today is
my first day………………but you guys are cool as I
kept wondering during the meeting what the
criteria was for you guys to be working in the
organization….
Tolu:Just normal criteria….u must be
intelligent couple with your second class
upper and trust BJ, she doesn’t joke with
beauty and natural attributes of a
lady………………..
Me:what if you don’t have?
Tolu:That’s why the first aptitude test is
always simple and they will call for pre
interview……the pre interview is for selection of
beautiful babes with natural
attributes……..thats why during the pre
interview, they will just ask you some simple
questions and some applicant will be worried
they didn’t get back to them…..not because
they are not intelligent or good but the beauty
and physique might be lacking…….
Me:Thatz interesting…….i guess I have a lot to
learn here…
Tolu:a lot but its little by little………….what is
your perception of every body for this first day
Me:Notyn really for now as my major
encounter was with Akin and Bayo who are
clown and except for Tayo who help me with
my laptop and materials briefly……………….
Tolu:And what about me…………..the truth oooo
and pls no reservation, tell me the way it is
Me:Ohk…the truth but I just hope you wont
penalize me
Tolu:Nah….am giving you just 10mins to say
anytyn after which you are not allowed to
make any comment again….
Me:ehm…ehm……..ohk
Tolu:Talk now….
Me:Gorgeous lady, Nice lips, beautiful
Bottom……awesome bweast……all perfect that
have been wondering what they will look like
without all these cloth on………
Tolu:shut up…oniro kuro omode (naughty boy)
I be your senior ooooo
Me:Am sorry ma….na u say make I talk my
mind ooooo
Tolu:I hear you…its almost 8:30..the road
should be free now
Me:yes…I guess so…..
I called the attendant and ask for our bill…I
brought out my wallet to pay…………………
Tolu:Olodo…you wan pay..take jare and give
us change…………………(she handed over 5k to
him)
Me:thank you very much ma…….thats more
reason why you are my senior….
Tolu serious at all……….lets go jhoor………We stood up and make our way outside by
holding her hand…..we stepped outside and
everywhere was dark (there was no street
light)…Our car was at the extreme end and the
road was a bit block in the front cos of cars
coming in and out….the road was narrow with
cars parking at both side of the road and cars
had to make way for each other to
pass…..noise of car horn was the order of the
night as people were just shouting on each
other….we were already by the car…….
Tolu:Abeg, lets just wait a little for them to
finish with their wahala jare before going….
Me:better…..let the road be clear first before
we start going
She opened the car, dropped the jacket of her
suit at the back and also put on slippers (just
her camisole and skirt on), I also dropped my
jacket and tie too. We stood by the car
looking at what was happening…..many people
speaking different turenchi and shouting at
each other (Lagos wahala)…….We moved to
the back of the car and she jumped on the
boot of the car while I was facing her………..I
rested my hand on her laps……………….
Me:Thanks so much for the treat my senior
Tolu:You are welcome jare junior
mi…………………..thatz what seniors are for but
we can also spank you once in a while and
everyday no be Christmas ooo cos na traffic
cos all this one.
Me:Noted Ma………………(my hand was already
on her waist during the conversation)+3Hehe… Na step by step… Ur hand go soon reach her back..come move 2 her side breast…. Hahaha i no talk anytin o
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