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    EPISODE 1
    story narrated & written by snakie86

    GM: Good morning everybody, I know you are
    seeing a new face among us, lemme use this
    opportunity to welcome snakie to our organization. He is joining us as a junior consultant…

    Me:Good morning……………

    GM:Tolu will show you your office, take you
    around and introduce you to everybody one
    after the other……..This is not all of us, we
    have so many other guys on the field working
    with clients, you will get to meet them one
    after the Other as times goes on…….we are one
    big family in this establishment and we hope
    your joining us will bring bigger things to this
    establishment.
    That was the introduction I got on my
    resumption of office in my new consultancy
    firm on the island. We occupied a floor in one
    of the building around Amodu Ojikutu Victoria
    Island. Atleast it was a good thing getting to
    work in a well established firm unlike all the
    work I got in the past where the take home
    was really nothing to talk about…..

    After the early morning meeting that lasted
    about 30mins, I waited in the GM’s office after
    which Tolu ushered me out. she first took me
    to her own office…then we proceeded to other
    offices. What I did for the next 10mins was
    greeting people from one office to the other..it
    was a relief showing me my office at
    last…………….
    One peculiar thing I noticed in this office was
    that, it was as if my female colleagues were
    hand picked particularly the consultants that
    interface with clients, they all have almost the
    same physique, body structure, very beautiful
    and attractive. My GM who I learnt was the
    daughter of the chairman was in her mid 30’s
    wit a 6 yr old daughter, strict and doesn’t joke
    with work…..(she’s a fearful lady that
    command respect from all the staff)…….”i just
    hope I will be focus with all this babes
    around”

    Five minutes after sitting down in my office,
    Tayo came in with a carton in her hand…………..

    Tayo:This is your laptop you will be working
    with……..can you set it up or I should help you

    Me:Thanks so much…setting it up shouldn’t
    be a problem

    Tayo:that’s good…lemme install some apps
    and transfer some stuffs BJ instructed me to
    do before you start using, you will need to go
    through all the materials…..(our GM prefers to
    be called BJ while we call every other person
    by their first name).

    Me:Materials to read ke? Y reading
    again……..have done all the reading in the
    university now, what am expecting to be
    reading now should be money and not book
    again except for my masters sha………..

    Tayo:You are very funny, well that was my
    own thought too before joining this
    organization 2 yrs ago but it has been the
    other way round…………(she attached the flash
    to the laptop)…you will enjoy it sha

    Me:so, whats the size of the
    materials…………………….

    Tayo:Not too much…just 25gigabyte

    Me:25 kini? Kilobyte abi megabyte

    Tayo:Gigabyte……………

    Me:Whats in it………is it software or
    something?

    Tayo:No…they are materials ……

    Me:Ohk oooooo……………..Na money I come read
    here oo no be book (said that jokingly)

    Tayo:You can said that again………..we are
    good to go…here is password to the wifi and I
    believe you should be able to install skype on
    your system cos that’s the only medium we
    use in communicating in the office and on the
    field…………I will collate other guys ID for you so
    that you can add them to your profile……………
    Once again, welcome to our office, we hope to
    achieve great things together.

    Me:Thank you tayo………………..

    To be continued

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    Episode 2

    That was how tayo stepped out of my office
    but came back in about 10mins with the user
    id of my other colleagues. As if BJ was
    waiting for my response, she started
    bombarding me with so many work through
    skype that I don’t even know anytyn
    about….she will just send me a message and
    said……..

    “kindly attend to this, guys on the field are
    waiting for your response”
    Before I finish working on one, another one will
    be waiting for me (I do contact other guys in
    the office for the assignment and they always
    give instructions to search through the
    materials and look for necessary solutions)

    ……..It was a workload first day. Tayo buzz me
    up to know how I was doing with work and so
    other guys too just to find out how I was
    coping for the first day at work.
    Our launch break was between 1pm to 2:30
    and most times we do go to canteen on the
    ground floor to eat..Akin and Bayo knocked on
    my office door around 1pm…Bros, abeg leave
    work, its time for break..lets go down and
    eat…..i locked my system and make my way
    down with them

    Akin:Bro, how are you finding this our work

    Me:Interesting so far…

    Bayo:You will surely enjoy it………………..

    Akin:You know we enjoy being on the field cos
    that’s where you get to learn about new
    things and some other interesting stuff

    Bayo:What are the other stuff?

    Akin:Na u sabi oooo

    Bayo:Bros, abeg no follow this guy waka ooo…
    e go corrupt you ooo……………..
    Me:lolzzz…….

    Akin:No mind am……….Bros abeg feel free
    ooo….ile lo wa ooo (na house you dey oo)
    Me:No problem bro

    “good afternoon Akin” “a lady walked pass us
    on the ground floor”

    Bayo:How far with this babe now akin

    Akin:We don dey like 3-0 already oooooo but I
    wan put am for round figure den close her
    chapter

    Bayo:Omo ise yi dun ju ko tibe lo (the babe
    sweet pass make u close chapter now)

    Akin: no mind the babe jare, she wan start to
    dey play love love and me I no ready for that
    but ise e o ta lenu bi ara ile wa (she no sabi
    do the work like our person)
    “that caught my attention, who’s ara ile wa”

    Bayo: O mean e…..so, with all her shakara,
    she no sabi ABC

    Akin:no mind her, she no sabi A talkless of
    the B to Z……I trust my baby

    Whos is this baby, I guess that’s Question for
    the gods”

    Bayo:Na u Bleep up now………………snakie, u no
    even they say anytyn

    Me:just observing ni jare

    Bayo: Observing what?

    Me:the work and the environment

    Akin:Nothing to worry about jare, like we said
    earlier, u will enjoy working here with us
    though our work is risky and so
    demanding………

    Bayo:No discourage am now…………

    Me:I no I will cope, its nothing serious I
    guess…its just a matter of time

    Akin:That’s the spirit bro…na so e be when we
    sef first start am…………..

    Me:Na wah ooooo………….

    Akin: U no see Tolu today? The babe make
    sense today oooo

    Bayo:Yeah..i noticed jare but I just dey bone
    her since morning……..

    Akin:How far with her work now………………….

    Bayo:Just dey there…..still on it

    Akin:No dull ursef ooooo

    Bayo:dull ke?

    Akin: Bros, u no even they talk anytyn since…
    wetyn happen

    Me:Notyn oooooo

    Akin:hmmmmm, oya tell us little about
    ursef…………………..

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    Epispde 3

    I did a little introduction about myself as we
    finish our food and started walking back
    upstairs but the funniest thing was that as we
    were gisting, so was the other babes too……BJ
    doesn’t come downstairs as someone always
    help her to buy her food from fast food or
    downstairs sometimes.
    It was a real brotherly bonding as I feel at
    home with those guys (Though I was
    interested in their ladies talk but I just had to
    remain silent….like they say “silence is
    golden”) and my going back to the office was
    to do some work and chat with this clown of a
    guys I just met…………it was through our brief
    chat Akin was telling me “don’t mind all these
    our babes ooo, don’t look at the way they look
    and behave like person wey their leg no dey
    touch ground….na d orientation wey we get
    here be that…even if you go to field, you have
    to also act like a boti”

    It was already 5pm, Bj has gone out likewise
    some other guys too..Akin and Bayo came and
    said goodbye and ask me to close early……..
    Tayo came back to check me when she was
    about to close. “when are you going
    home”……….maybe by 5:30. i closed for the day
    fifteen minutes later and make my way
    downstairs…I was on the street of my office
    when I had someone horn and parked beside
    me………………….

    Tolu:Where are you heading to……………..

    Me:Going to Adeola Odeku to board a bus to
    obalende or cms

    Tolu:lemme move you forward, am going
    towards surulere……………..where do u stay
    Me:Mushin……………….

    Tolu: ehn ehn…..where in mushin

    Me:I stay around layi oyekanmi…………what
    about you?

    Tolu:Oduduwa…………….So, how was work
    today?

    Me:Interesting so far……………

    Tolu:Am sure you will enjoy it……

    Me:seems so………..

    As we continue gisting, we connected through
    saka tinubu to eletu ogabi and burst out at
    Adeola Odeku

    Me:Waoh…is this traffic or goes slow

    Tolu:I guess, its both……

    Me:Is this how u guys faced it every day

    Tolu:Not really……But the truth is you either
    leave office early to beat the traffic or close
    late. But you might be lucky sometimes, there
    wont be traffic..i guess we are not lucky
    today….

    Me:hmmmmm

    30mins counting, we were still on a spot…I
    guess we are in for a long day today

    Tolu:even to go back to the office is not
    feasible, we are already in the middle

    Me:Maybe we should try alternative route

    Tolu:I guess everywhere will be blocked
    jare…….

    Me:Lets pass through kofo abayomi and
    connect ahmadu bello way….lets just find our
    way through Idowu martins……………..

    Tolu:Ohk……

    We find our way, turn to the right and enters
    Idowu martins by sterling bank..”thank God
    this place is free” I said…….The moment we
    moved down a bit to mega plaza, then we
    entered another traffic…it was as if that one
    was worse than where we were coming from……
    The traffic tie wrapper mehn…

    Tolu: Wo, am tired……….

    Me:Maybe I should come and drive…………

    Tolu:Will your driving move our car away from
    this place?

    Me:lolzzz……

    Tolu:Maybe we should just park somewhere,
    relax till later in the day..i guess the traffic
    would have reduced by that time……..Or you
    have another opinion

    Me:No problem………………….There is a bar in
    sapara williams close here….maybe we can
    just relax a bit there

    Tolu:hmmmm…..how do you know there is one
    there

    Me:Ahan..even if I don’t work on the island,
    have always been coming around now……

    Tolu:I dey suspect you ooo (jokingly)…well it
    guys sha, where una leg no dey reach

    Me:smile……………….

    We turn right to sapara Williams…parked at
    the extreme end of the close and entered SS
    lounge…..we located one corner to sit………

    Tolu:hmmmm……I never knew there is any
    lounge here oooo

    Me:It was once I came here too…but am a bit
    familiar with this area

    Tolu:wetyn u dey come do here

    Me:Na job hunting oooo…..I always come to
    professional gems during my job hunting days

    Tolu:where is that?

    Me:They occupied the 4th floor in mega
    plaza………….They recruits on behalf of
    multinationals

    Tolu:Na wah oooooo……………………

    To be continued

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    Episode 4

    We ordered for one Smirnoff Ice, water and two
    plates of chips……………….
    Me:so, how long have u been working
    here………………
    Tolu:A little bit above 3years………………
    Me:waoh…..u be my big senior ooo……
    Tolu:You can say that again..more reason you
    should always respect me
    Me:Ohk ma….senior Tolu
    Tolu:lolzzz…..just kidding anyway
    Me:so, watz the structure like
    Tolu:You mean the organization at large?
    Me:yes
    Tolu:lemme just brief you a little………..BJ is
    the daughter of the chairman who is the owner
    of the company.from what I heard, chairman
    have 3 children and BJ is the eldest and her
    siblings and parent are residing in the US
    even though Chairman still oversee everytyn..
    Me:what about her husband cos I can see ring
    on her finger
    Tolu:Her husband is fine…He’s also a
    consultant in the same line…infact they met
    while he was working with the company before
    he established his own outfit but he’s not
    always around this days as he travels here
    and there but you will see him come around
    often whenever he’s in town…………..
    Me:so, BJ is the Alpha and Omega of the
    company
    Tolu:Yes and No because there are other guys
    on the field who also support the
    administration of the company……BJ is just
    like the operational director that oversees all
    activities but you will get to meet all other
    guys as times goes on…..
    Me:What about you guys…..you don’t go to
    field
    Tolu: We do….Me, Femi and Bayo just came
    back from Ghana last week and some other
    guys will be going to field next week while
    some will be coming back but we girls don’t
    go to field outside Nigeria much like that
    sha…………….
    Me:hmmmmm….Interesting, how long did you
    guys spend in Ghana

    To be continued

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    Episode 5

    Tolu:Like two months plus sha……..Abeg the
    one wey I tell you don do….lets talk about
    something else
    Me:something else like
    Tolu: dunno……maybe personal sha cos you
    will know about the company as times goes
    on but you only tend to know about personal
    tyns wen you ask at the right tym like
    this……………..
    Me:Ohk….ask me anytyn and I will tell
    u…………………….but before that we need to reach
    a compromise
    Tolu: what compromise…..mo ngbo (am
    listening)
    Me:raise your palm up……………
    Tolu:For what?
    Me:raise it up now……………….
    Tolu:Ohk…………………….
    Me:whatever we are saying will be the truth
    and nothing but the truth……
    Tolu:Yes Sir….”burst into laughter”…………..You
    are not serious at all
    Me:I can never be serious..do you no where
    serious people are?
    Tolu:where oooo…….
    Me:Yaba apa osi or ita oshi apa osi (yaba
    left)
    Tolu:”Burst into laughter”……..so, tell me the
    other side of you
    Me:My other side as in
    Tolu:Your social life…………….
    Me:hmmmmm……..i don’t fancy myself as
    highly sociable….i hang out once in a while
    when and if necessary, club once in a while
    too, drink once in a while, I don’t womanize
    but……..
    Tolu:But what……………….
    Me:I like bleeping..its like my hobby
    Tolu:Lolzzzz…..you are not serious
    Me:Just kidding about the last one though but
    I do everytyn in my life moderately……….
    Tolu:Thatz good sha…..
    Me:don’t want to overuse myself for my future
    wife that I don’t know yet…..
    Tolu:hehehehe….you don’t know her yet at this
    stage?
    Me:wetyn make I do now……U know finding a
    lady is like job hunting………………
    Tolu:job hunting……?how……………….
    Me:seeing a lady for the first time is like a job
    advert, u try to find out if her job description
    fit into your qualification before deciding if to
    apply or not…………then you might decide to
    apply after all even though there are job that
    worth it while some doesn’t worth it……until
    you collect your offer letter and decide either
    to accept the job or not………….there are some
    you accept and resign after some months and
    there are some you reject the moment you saw
    the offer but the moment you find your dream
    job, you tend to accept without looking back
    again…..
    Tolu:hmmmm…..interesting
    Me:You might accept that your dream job and
    later find out that things were not actually the
    way you thought they were….its now your own
    decision either to continue and match your job
    to what you actually want in life or you opt
    out and look for another dream job
    elsewhere….
    Tolu:hmmmmmm……….am listening ooooo
    Me:Those that decided to turn around their
    future with their job are those ones that
    endured marriage and regard it as for better
    for worst and those that opt out are the
    divorced…………………..
    Tolu:what about those that want to bleep
    anytyn under skirt or trouser
    Me:They are like the ones that can do any job
    (hustlers)..No area of specialty even though
    they are professionals………………………..
    Tolu:hmmmmm……so, which one are you
    Me:I guess you should find out yourself cos I
    wont tell you but am very sure am not a
    hustler…………..

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    Episode 6

    Tolu:hmmmm…ohk oooooooo, so, what was
    your impression about babes in the office
    Me:don’t really have any right now as today is
    my first day………………but you guys are cool as I
    kept wondering during the meeting what the
    criteria was for you guys to be working in the
    organization….
    Tolu:Just normal criteria….u must be
    intelligent couple with your second class
    upper and trust BJ, she doesn’t joke with
    beauty and natural attributes of a
    lady………………..
    Me:what if you don’t have?
    Tolu:That’s why the first aptitude test is
    always simple and they will call for pre
    interview……the pre interview is for selection of
    beautiful babes with natural
    attributes……..thats why during the pre
    interview, they will just ask you some simple
    questions and some applicant will be worried
    they didn’t get back to them…..not because
    they are not intelligent or good but the beauty
    and physique might be lacking…….
    Me:Thatz interesting…….i guess I have a lot to
    learn here…
    Tolu:a lot but its little by little………….what is
    your perception of every body for this first day
    Me:Notyn really for now as my major
    encounter was with Akin and Bayo who are
    clown and except for Tayo who help me with
    my laptop and materials briefly……………….
    Tolu:And what about me…………..the truth oooo
    and pls no reservation, tell me the way it is
    Me:Ohk…the truth but I just hope you wont
    penalize me
    Tolu:Nah….am giving you just 10mins to say
    anytyn after which you are not allowed to
    make any comment again….
    Me:ehm…ehm……..ohk
    Tolu:Talk now….
    Me:Gorgeous lady, Nice lips, beautiful
    Bottom……awesome bweast……all perfect that
    have been wondering what they will look like
    without all these cloth on………
    Tolu:shut up…oniro kuro omode (naughty boy)
    I be your senior ooooo
    Me:Am sorry ma….na u say make I talk my
    mind ooooo
    Tolu:I hear you…its almost 8:30..the road
    should be free now
    Me:yes…I guess so…..
    I called the attendant and ask for our bill…I
    brought out my wallet to pay…………………
    Tolu:Olodo…you wan pay..take jare and give
    us change…………………(she handed over 5k to
    him)
    Me:thank you very much ma…….thats more
    reason why you are my senior….
    Tolu serious at all……….lets go jhoor………

    We stood up and make our way outside by
    holding her hand…..we stepped outside and
    everywhere was dark (there was no street
    light)…Our car was at the extreme end and the
    road was a bit block in the front cos of cars
    coming in and out….the road was narrow with
    cars parking at both side of the road and cars
    had to make way for each other to
    pass…..noise of car horn was the order of the
    night as people were just shouting on each
    other….we were already by the car…….
    Tolu:Abeg, lets just wait a little for them to
    finish with their wahala jare before going….
    Me:better…..let the road be clear first before
    we start going
    She opened the car, dropped the jacket of her
    suit at the back and also put on slippers (just
    her camisole and skirt on), I also dropped my
    jacket and tie too. We stood by the car
    looking at what was happening…..many people
    speaking different turenchi and shouting at
    each other (Lagos wahala)…….We moved to
    the back of the car and she jumped on the
    boot of the car while I was facing her………..I
    rested my hand on her laps……………….
    Me:Thanks so much for the treat my senior
    Tolu:You are welcome jare junior
    mi…………………..thatz what seniors are for but
    we can also spank you once in a while and
    everyday no be Christmas ooo cos na traffic
    cos all this one.
    Me:Noted Ma………………(my hand was already
    on her waist during the conversation)

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    Hehe… Na step by step… Ur hand go soon reach her back..come move 2 her side breast…. Hahaha i no talk anytin o

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