February 23, 2021 at 12:13 pm #1434838OlumideMember
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The interesting part is still on the way, I believe.
Nice one there @hs-danieljago please post more. It’s delicious to read lol lmao+1February 23, 2021 at 3:53 pm #1434864sweetMember
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mama leave these children alone nah ,na so thm force born pikin?+1February 23, 2021 at 8:43 pm #1434908
Please check the chapter 1 and see the pic of ulinma0February 24, 2021 at 4:47 am #1434967
💍My pretty lunatic 💍
(Mama in Lagos)
When i woke up the next day i blinked my eyes serially to adjust to the sun light coming through the window.
When everything became clear to me i tried getting up from the bed to start my daily activities since today was saturday .
But i noticed Fred’s strong hands were wrapped around my body and that made a smile appear on my face.
After a little while of trying to free myself from his grip i finally escaped from him.
I said escape because i didn’t wonna wake him up.
I stood up from the bed and went to the bathroom thank God the pain in between my legs were totally gone.
When i got to the bathroom i did my business and took a worm shower.
After that i wrapped myself in a white towel and stepped out of the bathroom i looked at Fred and he was still sound at sleep.
I applied my body lotion and covered my hair with a hair net and wore one of Fred’s causal Top and a bum short.
I picked up my phone i played a song from Davido and fixed my ear pod on my ear and started living the room.
I glanced at Fred and he was still sleeping thank God i didn’t wake him up i smiled and covered him properly with a duvet before living the bedroom.
I was done with every house choirs including the laundering.
I was now in the kitchen making breakfast or will i say lunch because it was already 12 o’clock in the afternoon.
One thing about Fred is that he hardly wakes up early on saturdays and sundays and i hate disturbing him.
Since it was pass breakfast i decided to make mushroom and egg sauce with rice and fried turkey.
After a while i was already done with the cooking so i dished out some portion of it enough for Fred and i and put the rest inside the fridge.
I started setting the table.
when i was done setting the table i decided to go into the bedroom to call Fred when i heard the door bell ring.
So i decided to answer the door first immediately i opened the door i saw a woman at the door.
Hmm who could she be i thought.
“Good afternoon ma’am please how may i help you?”
I asked politely.
“Oh morning young lady please is Mr Fredric in? because i am actually here to see him.”
she replied and i immediately opened the door wind for her to get in.
“Yes ma’am his in i was actually going to call him when you came in and please do make yourself comfortable.”
I replied her with a smile.
“Oh thank you darling.”
she said and sat down on one of the single couch in the living room.
“And ma’am if he ask me how is looking for him what will i say?”
“Just tell him it Mrs Anna he will understand.”
she replied and i nodded and left.
When i got to the bedroom i saw Fred already dress up in a ripper Jean trouser and a white singlet making him look super hot.
“Baby good afternoon.”
I greeted and walked up to him and wrapped my hands around his neck and placed a light kiss on his lip.
“Morning beauty how was your night? I woke up and i couldn’t see you in bed.”
“My night was blissful baby and sorry you didn’t see me in bed when you woke up i had to do my wifely duties.”
I replied and he smiled.
“Is food ready because i am fvcking hungry.”
he said and his stomach grumbled making me burst into laughter.
“Of course lunch is served and less i forget there is a woman outside she said she came to see you.”
I said touching his hairy jaw.
“A woman? and what’s her name?”
he asked with an eyebrow raised.
I replied almost immediately.
“Oh come let go downstairs i don’t wonna keep her waiting.” he said and we started going to the living room.
❣️ Fred’s Pov❣️
When we got to the living room i saw Mrs Anna sitting at the couch in the living room with her leg crossed.
This old woman will not seeze to amuse me with the way she behaves.
She reminds me of mama so much it just like they are two different people but with same character.
Even at her early fifties she still dresses like a youth and even applies makeup.
“Good afternoon Mrs Anna how was your day?”
I asked her with a smile.
“My day was splendid amazing and fantasy darling.”
she replied and i nearly bursted into laughter.
This old woman and her grammar.
“That’s lovely ma please in order not to waste your time since you said you are in a hurry this is my wife ulinma, ulinma this is Mrs Anna your private teacher.”
“Wow i never knew this beauty is your wife nice to meet you darling and our class will commence by tomorrow.”
Mrs Anna said and beauty smiled.
“Okay ma’am i will be looking forward to that.”
my wife replied and she smiled and stood up.
“Fredric i will take my leave now.”
I replied and she left.
Immediately i closed the door i felt someone hug me from behind.
“Baby thank you so much, i don’t know how to thank you enough God has used you to change my life and i will be forever grateful.”
she said and i smiled.
“My love do you know one thing that is gonna cause problem between the two of us huh?”
she said looking worried.
“That’s if you ever tell me thank you again because i am your husband and you are my wife, what belongs to you belongs to me vice versa.”
I said and she smiled and hugged me tight.
“Now can we go and eat am starving.”
I said and she laughed and started dragging me to the dinning.
I was sitting in the living room watching a movie with a bottle of whiskey on the table.
Ulinma was already sound at sleep on my laps and i didn’t want to disturb her.
I looked at her sleeping face and a grateful smiled appeared on my face.
I am so happy that my mom made me marry ulinma because she’s everything a man desire in a woman.
But unfortunately she all mine and who ever trys to hurt her will face my full route.
I was still wallowing in my beautiful thought when the door bell rang so loud waking ulinma up.
I groaned angrily.
“who the fvck his that?”
I said and walked to the door and immediately i opened the door my mother pushed me out of her way and walked in.
“Mama you did not tell me you’re coming.”
I said looking so confused.
“How was i going to tell you when the two of you refuse to pick my call ehh?”
she said with her hands on her waist.
And ulinma started laughing and Mama shot her a glance and to she close her mouth with two hands.
“Ehh mama you that….”
I was saying when she cut me off.
“co..co..co.. mechee ụre ọnu gi(close your dirty mouth)
since the two of you has refused to give me my grandchildren i want you people to go inside and started making babies right now.”
she said taking me by surprise.
beauty was saying when mama opened her bag and brought out a long cane.
“This children don’t know i came prepared.”
she said and before she could flog us we ran upstairs to our room.
“Make babies ooo!!!”
we heard mama shout from the locked door and we bursted into hilarious laughter.
Mama will not kill someone.😂
This woman want to kill somebody😂+2February 24, 2021 at 4:50 am #1434968
Abeg comment 🙏+1February 24, 2021 at 5:29 am #1434972OlumideMember
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I loved the manners been possessed by Ulinma – such an adorable lady that was well trained formally.
Mama too was u equivocally funny being a blessed Momma. Mama didn’t know that the tick-tock of the grandchild(ren) had been set in motion.
Nice one there @fb-hsdanieljago 😘+1February 24, 2021 at 5:59 am #1434846favour
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Chai this mama comfort funny jare+2February 24, 2021 at 7:47 am #1434997JOHNCMEKUTOMember
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Hahaha mama is funny+1
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