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    Sweet cat pepper soup

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    B4 you know now, u go turn to peppersoup

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    @koladex20 check page one for episode links

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    Episode 154-155
    OGA LANDLORD 21+
    Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.
    Episode 154

    They were ready to launch an attack on me when heavy smoke arose from the ground and everywhere became smoky, I couldn’t look at it and I closed my eyes only to open it to find myself in the compound I went earlier to meet the big man in the hut.
    I paced to the hut before I could get in a big old lion emerged from the hut and roared very loud, I first adjust back Coolval stories.
    Lion: welcome back from the journey, now follow me.
    I followed him and he led me into a cave behind the hut, I looked at the walls of the cave and saw many memories imprinted on the walls like pictures.
    Lion: the lions men cult began before the great war that took many lives in the country, it was a pact to unit the country and make it work but betrayers broke the war that endangered many lives.
    As he led me through the cave I find myself turning into a lion as we moved towards the beaming white light coming from the end of the tunnel.
    Lion: you are charge to keep the country as one or all powers will be taken from you, gooo!
    I find myself roaring before I paced towards the light and appeared in the chambers of the brotherhood, when I stepped in as a lion the grand master echoed.
    Master: metem! metem!!
    Voices: metempsychosis!
    Master: you are welcome, the path to greatness isn’t for the weak but for the strong and those who are ready to make sacrifices in life for their self.

    I roared and then he lifted a staff towards me and I turned into a human being bent low with my palms and kneels on the floor.
    The grand master dismissed all of us and we turned to lions and dispatched while Mr. Sam took me with him, I hardly remembered a lot of what happened that day, I find myself in a jet with bodyguards I couldn’t even recognize only to land in international airport of my state to be welcomed by lots of people with their different cultural out-fits drumming supports for me.

    The following days different groups were drumming support for me to be the next governor
    I bought the governorship ticket from the party secretariat and I was baffled how group of people present with the media to celebrate my decision, I was taken home by lots of security aides.
    Ugochukwu came to visit me later.
    Ugochukwu: you no try oh! you travel you no even bother to tell your best friend.
    Me: *I was like oh!* no vex bro, na emergency shey you know say you be my main man.
    Ugochukwu: guy I no understand oh, this one people dey support you left and right I no know say you don get supporters reach like this oohh!
    Me: na God oh! well, so how things dey go around?
    Ugochukwu: no tell me say you no know, Madam Stella don marry that useless senator and the man dey contest for governorship, while Aisha dey support that big headed senator. Those guys are against you.
    Me: if na only these people I no get shakings.
    Ugochukwu: hope your brain dey intact, those two people be heavy weights for politics.
    Me: wetin I don do for my LGA go speak for me, I no need to lie to win the election but those two people no get anything to show for their twenty years involvement in politics, so no shakings.
    We talked on different things and he told me his wife has given birth to twins, I congratulated him and we also went to his house together not without my security aides that I didn’t even know who is paying them.

    I saw his wife and children then stayed around there till evening before I was called for a meeting with statesmen and party chairman.
    We started making a plan to win over delegates to our cartel, I didn’t wait for them to swing into action I went about having meetings with delegates giving them lots of goodies and granting their scholarship, I also promised to continue doing it if they make me win the primary.

    I was relaxing in my sitting-room one day when Madam Stella called me, I decided to pick her call anyways because am really coming for her immediately I become governor of the state.
    Madam stella’s voice: you have taken the path of destruction, you think you are powerful to win the election against me what Aisha couldn’t achieve, I will show you who I am.
    Me: madam be calming down, you too dey chest beat. No call my line again when your madness dey on high level call me when you are sane to talk, bye bye.
    I ended the call and the next day the person responsible to sponsor my campaign rushed to were I am in my sitting-room sweating.
    Me: oga, why you dey sweat like this?
    Man: sir, look at this trending video.
    I looked at the video and saw myself dancing naked and shaking my amu, I thank God my face wasn’t showed to the camera but the comments weren’t on the good side at all and the post was allegedly linked to me.
    Me: oga, go and rest.
    Man: sir?
    Me: go and chill.
    He left my phone rang and it was Madam Stella calling, I picked the call.
    Madam Stella: that is just the starting, you better step down.
    Me: old woman go and rub make up your ugliness don dey worry your brain.
    I cut off the call and called Jack to start operation retire them from politics, I gave him the video of Madam Stella that I recorded and I asked him to use four persons chains to send to Aisha, so that they will not know where the trailer will be jamming them from.
    Their two will be busy fighting each other while I gather supporters, make their two retire themselves.
    I asked Jack to settle the first and second persons including the third to leave the country immediately before they will be traced.

    I waited for days and eventually the video appeared online and Aisha took it to herself that she was the one that leaked the video maybe to revenge.
    Their two just rubbish their public image ruining their candidates chance, senator Ben who got married to Madam Stella was at the receiving end when the party chairman was granted press to express himself about the video trending online.
    Party chairman: our party isn’t going to give ticket to a man married to a po-rnstar.
    TBC..

    OGA LANDLORD 21+
    Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.
    Episode 155

    I whistled and switched off my television and continued going about my campaign in a coded way with delegates, I was coming out of the government house when some team of pressmen met me and started bombing me with questions.
    Press man: what do you say about what Senator Badmus said about you?
    Me: what did he say?
    Press man: that you have no political weight.
    Me: what do you mean by political weight? is it being twenty years in government with nothing to show for it or to be at retiring age to contest for governorship election?
    Press man: sir, do you have anything to say to Senator Badmus?
    Me: I will start taking him serious if he eventually upload a selfie snapped on his village road.
    I don talk my mind so I waka commot with security aides chasing me upadan, when I got home my media handler started telling me about Madam Stella reprisal against Aisha.
    She had uploaded a video were Aisha is seen with hard drug and a gun, those two were at each other destroying themselves after I sent that video to Aisha and she fell for the bait.

    After some days EFCC were doing initial gragra to arrest Aisha but everything went away after another news replaced it.
    I was fortunate enough for Senator Ben to be disqualified entirely, he will surely back me up against Senator Badmus since I have ’cause bad blood betwixt them.
    A day to the election I gathered all the delegates and entertained them and also made them twenty thousand naira richer before they left my house.

    The new Governor and I drove to the stadium the next day for the primaries and I was fortunate to get the party ticket, I was given an old man to fly the party to victory, wetin be this?
    Well I still managed to continue my good works around the state, constructing roads and fostering development through engaging serious youth with livestock farming, and majorly poultry, I too like chicken.

    I was surprised when I received a call from Profit, I picked the call and waited for her to say something but when she eventually said nothing I had to speak.
    Me: are you back? *two minutes later*
    Profit’s voice: yes.
    She ended the call and I eventually got the message she was passing that she wanted to see me, I prepared myself and went to visit her.

    On getting there the gateman be wan ask yeye question na so my bodyguards jack am put one corner open the gate for me to breeze in.
    When I came down from my car and saw her standing in the porch my breathe caught in my throat, she looked so amazing glittering under the light.

    I walked over to her and became nervous the way she was looking at me.
    Me: when did you return?
    Profit: early enough to help you win the primary election.

    My mouth opened slightly while I looked at her puzzled on what she was talking about.
    Profit: have this?
    I took an envelope she stretched to me and opened only to find out it has to do with medical report, my HIV status was the first paper I got my eyes on.
    Profit: why do you even have to lie about your HIV status?

    I didn’t even know where to start from or even end it, she will go gaga if I told her that I did it to marry Veronica and even if I lied to her about it why do I marry Veronica after she is gone, I no even get answer for her question.
    Me: am sorry.
    Profit: you are sorry? do you even care about my feelings and how I feel when I find out?
    She just dey para anyhow and local man was confused because all I did was to watch as she keep lamenting about how frustrated she was with me.
    Profit: Johannah is your daughter.
    Me: what?!
    Profit: you heard me.
    I unfolded the second paper and read a shocking revelation from it.
    Me: how is it possible?

    She sat on a couch positioned close to a flower in her porch, I had to join her so that I can understand the magic I used in impregnating her without sleeping with her or is it another Aisha stunt?
    Aisha: don’t you remember the night of your graduation club party?

    I shook my head ’cause that day was obviously the first time I drank alcohol and gone off to Pluto the whole time of the party.
    Me: I didn’t even know when I get home.
    Profit: we had se-x that day and Johannah was the result.
    Me: can I see her?
    Profit: yes, she is sleeping in her room.

    I stood up expecting her to follow but she didn’t even bother to move her heavy a-ss from the couch, I got inside Johannah’s room and saw her sleeping soundly.
    Very cute and sensible baby she must be asleep due to tiredness, I got close and touch her cute face she mumbled something and moved her face.
    I cut her hair and took it with me, I no trust these virginia people again what if is another display of mumu button from the group.
    I went down and met Profit on her feet.
    Me: am sorry about everything, I don’t even know where to start from.

    She came close and leaned forward for a kiss, I captured her lips and chewed on those beautiful lips dragging her breathe away. We were both fast breathing when we end the kissing section.
    Profit: I already did.

    With that she went inside while I proceeded with the hair, now I know who cut off the Abuja delegates from coming to the primary because the big belle senator was banking heavily on them, now I know why her surname sound heavy anytime I see pronounce it.

    After few days Aisha and Madam Stella have already roped themselves with law, EFCC don turn them to customers as their two mysteriously disappeared from the country and I wonder what kind of cruise the country system is catching with it citizens.
    My doctor called me after I had sent Johannah’s hair to him to confirm her DNA, I drove to the hospital and met the doctor on seat.
    Doctor: sir, there is no doubt she is your daughter.
    Me: thank you.

    I didn’t even know how to react because Profit may seem to be a good lady but I have offended her a lot to even demand for her love, including Johannah who wanted me to rescue her from returning to the State and I eventually did nothing.
    I was still thinking about how my life is going when my phone rang, I looked at the screen and saw Sassy was unable to get any information from police concerning my daughter’s whereabout after the kidnap.
    Me: Sassy, is that you?
    Sassy’s voice: ofcourse, who do you fu-ck will be using my phone to call you?
    Me: you haven’t stop fu-cking until this time, how do you know am alive when you left me in the hospital to die?
    Sassy’s voice: I had to do that to save your daughter’s life.
    Me: you mean Baby is alive?
    Sassy’s voice: what the fu-ck was I saying?
    Me: can you stop fu-cking? I hate jokes.
    Sassy’s voice: I ain’t joking.
    I jump like mad man shout if no be say my security aides dey reason small them for don ask me if I don mad or something.
    TBC..

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    Thank GOD! Baby is alive

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    daniel wiredaniel wire
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    ride on bro

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    Wow

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    Our next governor,this is called for celebration

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