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    Frankkay
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    lol
    well for your question I Dont have dey answer bcos am not one of them
    so let me ask @onahsunday631

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    Jamb question

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    Sbe No Go Suffer O

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    Eze Israel
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    Lora and Laura,una don hear?? Dey talk say you no go suffer after all people dey marry vulcanizer..

    @froshberry-2 I never see your break light wetin dey happen

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    Episode 8…
    ****2weeks later****
    Pipipipipipipipipipipi,a car was horning in front of Titus shop.
    Chinedu: Titus,that woman don come again
    Titus:Y you con dey tel me
    Chinedu: Go know wetin she want na
    Titus:Abeg I no dey for dat one
    Chinedu: She fit one beg you
    Titus:Mtcheeeew…You sure?
    Chinedu: Yes na
    Titus:If she no beg me nko
    Chinedu: You go remain a vulcanizer
    Titus:Idiot
    Titus went to meet her frowning his face.
    Titus:Yes,madam wetin you want
    Madam: Its me o,it’s me Laura
    Titus:I no say na you.Just tel me wetin you want
    Laura:No vex about the other day
    Titus:Ehn!!Madam…eerm…Lawra you say make I no vex
    Laura:Yes no vex..Am sorry
    Titus:You sure?
    Laura:Yes m sure
    Titus:Okay,as you don tel me sorry I no vex again. Bye bye
    Laura:Ah ah…Titus, calm down na
    Titus:Calm down for wetin again.. You don tel me sorry already so wetin happen again
    Laura:I wan take you out
    Titus:Abeg I no dey go anywhere,I dey on duty
    Laura:Please just do it for me
    Titus:Hmmmm…na bcos I like you o..You go wait for me make I go change cloth
    Laura:Where
    Titus:For my house na..
    Laura:Oh God
    Titus:If you no fit wait carry your wahala dey go o,I no hold you
    Laura:I go follow you go your house.
    Titus:That place no be for your type, remember you say I no be your type.
    Laura: Am sorry na
    Titus:Oya make we go…..Nedu I dey com o
    Nedu:Bros,no wahala (thank God o)
    They went to his house to change then she took him for shopping.. They bought clothes, shoes,phone,etc.They also went to an eatery, this time she didn’t bother about the way Titus was eating and He was happy…After eating, instead of Titus to go to his shop and meet Nedu he took her to his house and trust Igbo guys na,he laid her that evening and am sure she enjoyed it coz we Igbo guys are good at what we do (Igbo’s in the house,true or false).She gave him 5k before leaving and Titus was happy bcoz he hasn’t held up to 5k before,they kissed before she went home.
    *****8pm,that same day*****
    Chinedu came back from work shop…
    Chinedu: Guy so you don come since I con dey wait 4 u
    Titus:Who you dey follow talk,come sidon.I no be ur mate again.
    Chinedu sat down on the bed,thats the only tangible thing in the room.
    Chinedu: Ngwa gist me how e go na…
    Titus:(he brought all the clothes out)Chinedu, my life don dey change o.See levels na,from now dey call me Oga Titus you hear?
    Chinedu: (saluting like an officer)Yes sir
    Titus:See dis one (throwing it on Nedu)I dash you poverty.
    He picked another cloth and threw it at him saying na poverty I dey give you, if dem say I no go make am dey don lie.He picked all the clothes and threw at him(Nedu).
    Chinedu: She buy shoe 4 you sef.
    Titus:Before nko.
    He picked the shoe and started hitting it on Chinedu head saying ‘make I no see your leg for this shoe o’.
    Chinedu: Abegi e don do..Person no go hear word again bcos you get new new things abi.My own be say marry am fast fast make I benefit too,you hear?
    Titus: I don hear… Wetin person go chop this night
    Chinedu: I nor know o.Na 350n I make today
    Titus:That na nonsense.. Come make we go chop pepper soup jareeh
    Nedu:Ehn,where you see money
    Titus: You dey chop abi you no chop..If you dey chop follow me buh if you no wan chop sidon 4 there dey ask me Ajuju (question).
    Titus left and Chinedu followed suit immediately after weighing the questions.
    Titus:Why you dey follow body na
    Nedu:Abeg make we dey go joor.
    They arrived at a beer parlor and ordered for 2plates of pepper soup and 2 bottles of 33 export each.
    Madam Uche is the owner of the beer parlor and she knows Titus very well.
    Ma Uche:Ah ah Titus wetin happen
    Titus:As how
    Ma Uche:You of all people dey buy pepper soup today
    Titus:Madam Uche,you dey see me as small boy bcoz I get small body abi?
    Ma Uche:No o
    Nedu:Madam Uche,Titus don become big Oga o
    Titus:Tell am,make she know
    Ma Uche:Is that so?
    Nedu:Yes o
    Ma Uche:Na im be say you go dey set to service me tonight
    Titus:Mba Mba (no no) I no dey do that one again, I don change
    Ma Uche:Ehhh,make I hear word.. You wey like toto pass anything
    Titus:Eeeh,I no dey do anyhow Toto again. Anybody wey get smelly Toto my tin no go enter again
    Ma Uche:You dey craze..E be like say this drink don dey work your head make I leave you to enjoy.
    Titus:Good better bester (instead of best)..Go and no come o for thus sayeth Oga Titus..
    She left their table and went to attend to other customers.. Titus and Nedu ate until dey were filled then they went back home and slept..

    ******DURING THE NIGHT******
    Tadadadatadada…tadadadada…tadadadatadadada…tadadadada…phone continued ringing and Nedu woke up.
    Chinedu: Ehn,wetin dey sing(scared) Titus Titus,wake up joorh
    Titus:Ehn,wetin happen
    Chinedu: You no dey hear wetin dey sing?
    Titus:Chineke,na winch o (scared)
    Chinedu quickly moved towards him and wanted to cross over the other side where Titus was and Titus started screaming ‘na 14yrs na 14yrs.’ (Hope you understand).
    Chinedu: You dey craze?Wetin be 14yrs?I no fit pass over person again?
    Titus:No vex na,I think say you wan..phone started to ring again
    Chinedu: Which kind tin be this na..Who know maybe na winch that girl carry give you.
    Titus:Waka (showing him five fingers in the face)
    Nedu:Jesus,see light wey dey shine for there
    Titus:Ooooooh….Na my phone dey ring na
    Nedu:So na phone con dey sing
    Titus:Village boy.
    He went to where he kept the phone and picked it but by then it has stopped ringing..

    Inspiration has left,to be continued tomorrow…

    Please don’t forget to vote this story and Izi Jae as your favorite stories… Thank you and have a lovely evening.

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    Eze Israel
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    Hadassah
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    yes there will be,,, except if they don’t ave kids yet

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    laura is calling him….hmmmn

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