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Hot , explosive, mind blowing and educative is all I can say about the upcoming new series from snakie86 starting right after the end of *my office and career* story.
Don’t miss it 🙂
This story is rated +18, contains strong language, pidgin English & Sex
+12I cnt wait!!!!
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0Episode 1
“You see snakie, u need to go to the
university, dont be deceived by the money
that’s coming your way now, you will have
plenty of money when you graduate. As for the
girls, there are many of them in the university.
Big, small, thin, fat, dark or light skinned…you
will get them plentiful. ….just try and gain
admission and you will see that girls will start
coming your way unlike this one you are
disturbing yourself with presently”……..(My
uncle advise)
I was surprised hearing from my uncle who
graduated from the university two years earlier
that I will get enough girls to bleep once I
gain admission into the university….”so, na
how babes plenty 4 those university b dis?
Then I must gain admission for me to get enuf
bleeping” I said to myself…
Fastforward to some months after, I already
passed my jamb and eventually gained
admission after my name came out on the
final list. This was not after we knew
somebody that knows someone and connected
us to somebody that knows the right person
and was able to give tips to that right person
before my name came out…..This was more
reason I was frustrated about university in the
first place cos how will u explained someone
that scored 253 in jamb and had all his SSCE
result completed but still has to tip someone
before he could gain admission.
A night before my first day in school, my
mother called me to advise me…… (I will say
this in yoruba and translate)
“snakie, eti e melo…”meji ni ma”…..kilo fi
nse….”mo fi ngboro ni ma”…….jhoor oko mi,
owo oniru, owo oniyo ati owo alata la fe fi ran
e lo si ile iwe…..to ba de skool, ranti omo eni
to nse, ma kegbe kegbe, ma rin rin kurin, iwe e
ni ko koju mo…..eyi to se pataki ju nipe, ma
kobinrin, ma ba won ni girlfriend kaakiri, koju
mo iwe e….even to ba ma lobinrin, eyokan ti
to e, de je ki nmo……oko mi, sori awa obinrin,
idi o yato sidi ooo, oju ni gbogbo eyin okunrin
ma ndo, eyin okunrin le ni orisirisi oko but iho
kan na lowa lara awa obinrin……..so, ma tele
oju kiri, to ba ti nikan, gbamu daada ko de ma
tele fine face kaakiri”…….”mo ti gbo ma, e
seun ma”
Meaning…….”Snakie, hw many ears do u
have…”two ma”…what are they mearnt
for?…”to listen ma”…my son, the money we
are using to send you to school is from our
hard earned sweat, when you get to school,
pls remember the child of whom you are, dont
join bad gangs, dont go to where you are not
suppose to be, focus on your book pls and the
most important thing is that you should never
follow girls….even if you want to have
girlfriend, one is okay for you and you can let
me know her, you know one thing aboug girls
is that, our Kitty-Cat are not different from
each other, its faces that you guys bleep (u
see different fine girls and u want to bleep her
but in reality its the same Kitty-Cat she has
that your girlfriend have too), we are not like
you guys that have different sizes of dickson,
all ladies have just one hole….pls my son,
dont follow face and be bleeping all around,
when you get the perfect person pls be ohk
with her my son……”thank you ma, have
heard all what you said and I wont disappoint
you ma.”…I replied”
PLEASE SIT BACK, RELAX AND ENJOY
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[email protected]+6Episode 2
My mind was like a tabula rasa when I
resumed school, I knew I was a brilliant
student way back in my secondary school
days but after waiting over four years for
admission, everytyn has
disappeared. ….school started smoothly and I
was coming from home to school as my
school had no hostel way back then, I mingled
with so many people in school just because
all freshers received faculty course in the
same hall while departmental courses were
taken once in a while.
As time goes on, I started getting to know
people from my facaulty and eeoartment but
not so close to any1 aside Bola who we
always go home together in the same bus
even though we don’t leave in the same
area….didnt take long b4 I got use to bola.
From going home together, we started
mingling in school, keeping seat for each other
during lectures, hanging around all the time.
I was trying to cope with school activities and
assignments were coming in without having
idea of how to go about it but thanks to
segun who was my helping hand. Segun has
been a friend since my primary school days
and he was the headboy in our secondary
school…he was already in 300level studing
elect/elect in another university in the state.
Every night, I come home with my assignment,
dashed to segun’s house in the get
assignments solved, take it to school the
following day and bola will b the first to copy
assignment from me before any other person. I
tend to always sort segun out every weekend
with recharge cards.
Like play like play, people started noticing me
as the first person to solve any assignment
relating to calculations and some tend to
always come and ask me for my assignment. I
became a bit popular among girls and some
guys. This made them to start challenging me
to explain solutions to them including Bola.
Only if they knew the person that has been
helping me out was Segun, Bola always make
shakara as her close pal was the one
everybody always wanted to learn from……I
don enter am as I no fit derep nor belittle
mysef…..+5keep it going pleasssssssseee
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