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    idris becareful of these sugar mommies

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    Etz Froshberry
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    Next on the list. But you’ll be spared!

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    I pity u

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    Idris I don dey pity you o

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    Sorry for you Idris cos ur end is near if care is not taken.

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    Musty {king Author}
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    Episode 2
    We got to the eatery and ordered for food.

    Me: *signaling a waitress* wait would you like to eat.

    Mama T: anything my dear Idris is going to eat.

    Me: ok, bring two plates of rice with chickens and soft drinks.
    Waitress: ok, be right back in a minute.

    As the waitress left the place, my phone rang immediately.

    Me: ah ah, who could be this one na..

    I said looking my phone. It was Ayo that was calling me..

    Me: my guy, my guy. E be like say party they somewhere oh this one
    where you remember me so.

    Ayo: na wow for you too o. Why anytime wey i call you you must remind
    me of me not calling and checking on you.

    Me: na true na.

    The waitress came and dropped the food while i was busy looking at
    those fresh boobs.

    Me: na when be the last time wey you call me.

    Ayo: abeg i no dey for this rubbish. I just call to tell you say segun to die.

    Me: hahahaha, idiot. Na me you won catch April fool.

    Mama T was eating her food slowly while she was watching me keenly.

    Ayo: no i swear, forget say today na first of April but believe me,
    segun don die. E die yesterday.

    Me: eyaa. I no surprise at all because me too i get something wey i
    want tell you.

    Ayo: wetin be that?

    Me: Buhari get twin brother. Na yesterday he see am.

    Ayo: you dey mad, i dey tell you serious thing you dey deir dey form
    stupidity ba.

    Me: mtcheeew, abeg go find another person to catch April fool.

    I said and cut the call angrily.

    Mama T: whats the matter honey?

    Me: can you imagine, Ayo my friend just called telling me that segun is dead.

    Mama T: *rolled her eyes feeling uneasy* i guess he has come with his
    joke again abeg lets eat.

    We ate the food and went to the cashier’s office to pay when mama T
    quickly doubled crossed me and paved for the food.
    Haba, no problem. Na those kind things i dey like i swear.
    We walked back to my car and drove back to our office.

    Tobi: *entered my office* abeg tell me the way wey you take they do am.

    Me: *looking surprised* do wetin?

    Tobi: the way wey you dey make all the boss dey like

    Me: hahaha *relaxed in my chair* its very easy?

    Tobi: how?

    Me: be handsome as me, tall as me and intelligent as me..

    Tobi: hahaha, abeg no vex but you know say you carry F9 for everything
    wey you talk now?

    Me: see this stupid idiot oo, you wey carry A1 how many people don like you.

    Tobi: ahhhhh, many if you no know.

    Me: abeg commot make i work jare.

    Tobi: no problem but one day, this things wey you dey do go back fire.

    Me: go back fire for which person head.

    Tobi: idiot, na my head e go backfire because na me dey do them abi?

    Me: amen oo, he go backfire for your head seven folds.
    Tobi: chaii, God help you…

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    Etz Froshberry
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    Hmmmmm..You’re already cursing Tobi not knowing you’re realy cursing yourself.

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