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    Another superb short story by Ozila

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    Episode 1&2

    The mysterious twenty thousand naira
    By Akhigbe Oziegbe
    Chapter One
    Last week was my birthday i didnt celebrate it because no money at all, the only gift i got was from my girlfriend and of course you know the items.1. Boxer2. Singlet3. Handkie4. Chew gumshe come manage buy 200 naira recharge cardjoin, i dont know why some girls cannot give their guys a better gift and when e reach their turn they will be expecting Iphone 6s, well i dont blame them because they belief that we are the one to spend for them not the other way round,so i relaxed in my room watching blue film with my laptop in Aba, Abia State Nigeria.I am Oziegbe, i school in Aba.Next tomorrow is my girlfriend birthday and i dont have anything with me, how do i celebrate it? she has been disturbing me from day one that she want a party in China Town Along Aba/Owerri Road, and of course i promised heri will take her there, but now i nor even get garri to drink for house, na how i wan take carry her go outing, hmmmm i wish we can justjump the date, i put a call to my brothers and sisters everybody wey i know, but all i got is that month never end.Hmmmmmm, maybe i go go steal oh, because if i nor celebrate this birthday na big fucckup oh, and me i love the girl and i nor want do anything wey go make her vex, i love her because she is cool, nice, hot (in bed) and clever, she sabi calculus well well and me i dull for maths right from childhood and also she be our VP for our department, so imagine the guy wey i dey blow when me and she they waka for road, dating VP for our department na big boy things na.I was carried away watching blue film when somebody knock on my door, chai i dey hate amwell well say i dey watch blue film person come knock wey e be say my dragon still stand between my leg, hmmm i pause the film and close the laptop, i use towel cover myself because i nor wear anything before, i cover mydownside well well then i waka go open door,.Me: na who be that?Unknown: na me Joshuai open the door.Me: na wetin you dey findabeg come out for environmental.Me: you dey craze, na im make you wan break my door.Joshua: na you dey mad, see as you increase the volume of film wey you they watch, abi you nor know say people they hear, since you nor get wetin you wan do this morning better comeout make we do clean up.Me: get out joor.I lock my door again, and he shouted from outside“if you wan fucck no be pionner they back of youso, money wey you don use buy tissue paper take they clean up after you marstubate finish go don reach you fucck one girl.“na how him know say i they marstubate”?

    Chapter Two
    I continue watching my movie, though i will have to pay a fee for ignoring, me wey no get moneywere i wan see money pay, mtcheew abeg makethem they go joor, i dey talk about Glory them they talk about environmental sanishtation, oh yeah Glory is her name, on the day of my birthday she was the first person to wish me happy birthday, because of that she called me by 11:30PM and we talk till 12AM, she say she norwant make another person first her wish me happy birthday, i like the girl sha, i love everything about her expecially her backside, and when she they ontop me they do kerewa ohmen, my eye they turn me like person wey win lottery, that her yash na die, and also she they like dress cooperate, she’s a Science student soi understand, she’s short, dark and have fine face come get open teeth join am, and i believe say na that open teeth make her fine, no be me wey get two open teeth come make me be like Vampire 2.2, but i fine sha.I watch movie till sleep enter my eye, around evening i stand up go check first bank for Aba/Owerri Road wether i go get small thing for hand, i reach there come see cue, i nor know why long cue they always they this bank upon all say them get many Atm matchine, so i decided to wait, yes i can do anything for Glory, na she be my glo unlimited.I stay for line till twenty minutes, e be like the line no they move because na where i stand na im i still they, even some guys don fed up begin go house with anoyance, well them no get wetin them want use money do like me wey get party to host, i remain in the cue till night that means ispend one hour twenty minutes there, na one person come they my front and i begin smile for my mind small, devil wan come do im own as e dey reach my turn soldier come out from nowhere, as i see them na im i say make i quickly put my Atm card, the black man shouted “hey you hold am there” i pause immediately.Soldier: you they see us wan come withdraw you wan quick put your Atm abi?Me: sorry sir, i nor know.Soldier: oya shift go one corner.I shift oh, the others remain in the van while the oga stand for my front they withdraw, i nor want any wahala with those guys, they can be sowicked at times, i wonder where them they see their weed buy, the soldier wether na inspect him come inspect the Atm i nor know because him bend down begin they look every part of theAtm, him guys they motor they wait for am,Soldier: na how this thing they work self?Me: make i assist you?Soldier: oya come.Na Idiot na im be, him put card, and the Atm show“Reset Password” or “put password”so i press put password and told him him to puthis pin.Soldier: oya shift go back.I give am space and i guess he knows the rest by himself, he withdraw money for good ten minutes, so when e reach my turn, i put my Atmand check my balance nothing they, “Oh My God” so i just spend good 2 hours here for nothing, no wahala there is god, there is god oh, i left the bank with anger, when i got home i took my phone and called my mum,Mum: hello OziegbeMe: good evening ma.Mum: how you they?Me: i nor they fine.Mum: hiah, abeg say you they fine.Me: i nor they fine joor.Mum: Oziegbe say you they fine now.Me: okay i dey fine.Mum: good, make you nor they use your mouth talk bad bad things.Me: okay ma.Mum: so wetin happen?Me: we they go on excursion and i nor get money.Mum: how much?Me: five thousand naira.

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    Episode 7-8

    Episode 9-10

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    hnmmm

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    carry go ozila is back again

    am into this ride on bro

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    Oya next abeg

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