my crush episode 2-3

MY CRUSH
( EPISODE 2 AND 3 )
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"Look Frank, Hope this outfit dey ok oh? See ehn I wan impress this girl so well ehn, until my face impress for her heart" I said.
"U see yourself. Beginning of failure. You carry go wear combination of four colours say u wan go win girl heart. Only you red, blue, yellow and pitch. U be rainbow?
Well, u fit end up winning her slap sha . As long as u win something." Franklyn replied.
I took another look at my supposedly fine self. But with Franklyn's comment, I knew I had to change it.
So I asked "Wetin u come advise make I wear na?"
"E nor hard, wear suit. Black suit, black tie, black hat, black belt, black shoe... "
As he was still talking, I quickly cut him off, "ah ah, which kind friend you be sef. Na burial I dey go? "
"Guy wait jare. Nor be u ask me for advice. Am not done na. Lemme continue jor. Then you go come wear white shirt inside, put on red brooch and hold rose flower. That way, u will be ready for her with your black, white and red combination". Franklyn replied.
"Hmm, I hope this works, if it doesn't ehn. I nor go happy with you sha oh. You would have wrecked my destiny that way. And am still imagining why you go say make I wear suit from here to here

. Well, I hope it works sha." I said.
Finally, I came out from my room. And the first comment I got from my younger sister was "brother doh.

. I nor know say u lose your class mate oh. So today na the burial. Eayah. May his soul rest in peace."
My mouth was wide open. That was when it dawned on me that Franklyn had given me a very bad advice. "I hope this girl likes the outfit sha." I still said to myself courageously.
No time again, so I couldn't go and change. I went straight to her house with my mind full of those rehearsed lines with boldness.
She wasn't outside. So I asked the younger sister to go and help me call her out.
Coincidentally, she was planning to go out too.. So she was gorgeously dressed.
In my mind I was like, when I give this girl my lines ehn, she go believe.
From afar, as she was walking down. Mehn, my head burst. She looked exactly like Darego when she first won miss world.
She got close to me and said "yes, how may I help you".
With this first statement of hers ehn, the rose flower fell from my hand, all my rehearsed lines flew to Kilimanjaro mountain.
"What else will I tell my long awaited Esohe since my lines had failed me? I thought to myself.
At this point, I knew I was doomed...Esohe is just about to slip away from my fingers.
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EPISODE 3
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So out of fear, so many thoughts rushed through my mind.
"Just tell her you are from NEPA. That you came to give them bill. So that you can run away oh" The First thought came.
"No" The second thought. "Tell her you are looking for one address like that which does not exist . So that you can run"
"See bro, just tell her you are a police officer. That you came to arrest her brother." The third thought came.
None of these seems convincing enough
Then a calm voice said "why run, when you have the opportunity to win her over. This may just be your only chance."
At this point I knew I had to take charge and face this fear in the form of a human -Esohe.
Meanwhile all of these thoughts went through my mind within 10 seconds oh.
She was still expecting my response to her question with her hands on her ways.
Then Finally I coughed like a big man and said
"Good morning dear. My name is Tega.

. Some of my friends call me Tegito

. I am very sorry for bothering you this morning. U see, ever since you came into this neighborhood, I have never been able to sleep nor slumber. All I do is think about you, morning, afternoon and night, I have taken Paracetamol because of you, take Panadol extra because of you, in fact, I plan taking vitamin C after now because of you"
"So?" She replied.
"Ehm, what I mean is that, I like you oh, well well.
I will eat hot eba for you,
I will drink hot akamu for you,
If u permit me I will drink cold zobo that is very block for you… Just to show you how much I love you.
I knew was I doomed. But surprisingly, with a smile in her face with her Oral B set of teeth, she sighed and said
"Hmm, well that's quite interesting...Issoriat, I like you too. I have been admiring you too for long also. Just waiting for you to make the first move.
Then she drew close to me, staring into my eyes intently. I was just there standing like a mad man admiring a naked woman.
So in a bid to reciprocate, I drew closer to her, to give her a kiss…and the next thing I felt was..
Kpai! A very loud slap, then I woke up from my sleep and saw Akpevwe staring at me. Then he said, "if your mouth ever draws close to me again ehn. I will break all your teeth. Nonsense."
This was when it dawned on me, that it was just a dream all these while.
In real life, I have still not been able to approach Esohe
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TBC...