My crush episode 4&5

MY CRUSH
( EPISODE 4 AND 5 )
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In real life, I have not still been able to approach Esohe. But I still knew I loved her. So I gat to keep pushing.
So I decided to strategize this time around. I went online to research on ways on how to approach a lady you love. I saw too many things and they made me more confused.
So sitting in the balcony and thinking of how miserable it is to love someone and the person don't even know or love you in return, I saw Esohe coming out from her house with Gladys. Gladys is my church member oh . We are not that close but we are in talking terms. I never knew they were friends.
So in Bible study that day, I got to church by 5pm for a 6pm meeting. My trouser was neatly ironed that the gator could literally tear one's hand when mistakenly touched.
I knew I had to impress Gladys so that she will have the morale to help me talk to her friend Esohe. I had to resort to a third party communication oh. Since anytime I see Esohe my heart skips.
"Hello Gladys, it's being a while. How are u doing" I said
"Tega! Ah…It's really being a while oh. Am great and hope you are cool too? Meanwhile you have a very nice outfit oh." Gladys replied
At this point, my mind was already drinking coke and holding sharwama on the other hand. I thought "since she could observe and compliment my outfit, then she is probably impressed with me already

. So am sure she will help my ministry with Esohe"
So with that confidence I said, "Gladys I kinda like your friend Esohe oh.

. How can you help me get hooked up with her?"
"Oh you too. Hahahaha" Gladys laughed so hard.
In my mind, I knew there was a problem already for she to be laughing like one that is being tickled by a boy.
"Stop laughing now. Talk to me. Can you help me? Please, I really need your help. I love her so much" I said
Managing to stop laughing she finally said "Wait oh, Esohe is very hot now oh. You are the third person asking for my help now to that regards. Well, I would have loved to help you sha as per church member. But only on one condition"
I was now very happy. "What condition can't I meet for my love? Just say it jor. Am up to the task." I said to her
Then she said "Hold on man, don't be in haste. On Sunday after church I will tell you".
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EPISODE 5
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At home that night, only one word occupied my mind - condition. "What could that be?" I thought
"Well, me am ready to do it oh. Even if it means me getting the skirt of a lioness or the suit of a monkey. I can go anywhere just for Esohe." I said to myself self again.
All I was now waiting for was Sunday . Wednesday to Sunday was now like 20019-2027. It was so far for me. My mum could see the eagerness in me to be in church on Sunday. Normally, they used to force me sef to come to church. But now, I was the one reminding them of the special service we would have on Sunday.
Nothing was special about the service to me oh. Just hearing what Gladys had to say was the special thing.
So in church that day, Pst. Itoro used 3 hours to preach his sermon. "Oh oh. I thought we have heard this sermon before. Pastor just close na. Adam will not eat another apple. We already knew how he ate it jor" All these thoughts were running through my mind just because of Gladys.
When I just thought they were about to close the service. Then Pst Itoro said “Please just five more minutes, let's listen to Deaconess Okoro's testimony"
"Five minutes you said oh. Am counting it." I said to myself

. You will not believe that Deaconess Okoro used the five minutes giving just to shout praise the Lord and Hallelujah. The she said "I have not even started oh. If I start telling you what God has done for me, day will dark, day will break, we will still be here"
Then I was like ye. "This woman has killed me" If not that Gladys was still in choir, I would have probably gone to call her outside just to hear it. Because I was so eager to know that condition.
Service finally closed. Choir started their FAF (fellowship after fellowship). I thought I used to be a man of patience. But there and then I knew it was just goodluck I had. There was no iota of patience in me.
After all of the waiting Gladys finally came. Then she said "Oh handsome, am so sorry for keeping you waiting. I had to do one or two things. Hope you are not angry with me my dear? "
I wasn't understanding what she was saying sef. My own goal is to get Esohe, so I didn't pay attention to her choice of words.
Then she said "why don't we discuss it in the eatery along the road there" pointing to one.
I was a bit confused.

. "First condition, later handsome, now eatery. Well, I just hope these all works out well sha." I said within myself.
Then we got there and Gladys said "Tega guess what?"
In my mind I was like "This girl have come again." Then I said to her. "Why do you just want to give me heart attack? It's not fair now. Just tell me please."
"Alright, I will tell you. I spoke with Esohe during the weekend. And she has kinda noticed you too. But you would have to approach her yourself first to prove that you love her na. Then I can come in from there." She said
So relieved and happy, I was like wow. But I didn't want to get too excited until I hear the condition. So I said "what's the one condition you talked about na?"
Then she put her heads down, with a finger in her mouth she shyly said "I like Akpevwe your brother. How can you help me get him to talk to me?"....
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To be continued