MY NEIGHBORS WIFE👄💅
Written by Onomi aka princess Joanna✍️
EPISODE ONE 👄
Its was on a Sunny day, the sun was so hot that I was sweating all over my
body, After packing all my furniture and the little items I had in my
apartment to a new one.
Moving to a new apartment can be so exciting but stressful, I was staying
at a Bed sitter ,its like a one room ,bathroom and kitchen as a bachelor
for 3 years now.
I felt I needed a change of place and since I might love to get married
next year, i rented a two bedroom apartment.
Its was at a very nice area, light and water is steady ,the type of place I
like, its not rowdy, just four tenant including my self, Two upstairs and
two downstairs. Its very close to my place of work. Transport expenses will
I started parking my things into Tunde’s car.
Tunde is like a brother to me, We attended the same primary school ,
secondary school and still same University but his loves for women is
something else, he is cute and he got the money so they love him too.
I and Tunde works at the same Oil firm too but since he went to study more
courses Aboard, his pay is higher than mine but he still got my back.
After moving all my stuff into his car, I went to see Baba Ayo to tell him,
I am leaving.
Baba Ayo is a very nice man, its difficult to see a good landlord this days.
Even when my rent is due and I don’t have enough money to pay up, he will
still be patient with me and pray for me to get married and move to a
better and big apartment.
We have never had any argument before neither have I seen him quarrelling
He likes his compound clean and well taking care of. ..I even barely have
time to stay at home because of work, unless am on leave , you know man
Baba I am leaving now, I said to him.
Baba was lying down outside his corridor listening to his favorite station
My son. ..go well.
My you find favor where ever you go to.
May you spouse located you not the Queeneth who like money , can’t Cook or
do house chores.
Don’t marry her oh…he screamed !
I wonder if his was praying or advising me,I boost in Laughter, no baba I
Better oh, she is looking for husband and does no have respect, don’t let
her know where you are staying oh…if i hear you want to marry her I will
come and put asunder oh….
Bayo ….Bayo… Bayo …
Baba called me
How many times did I call you. ..
Three times baba. ..
Shared on whatsapp by Martino.
Be a good boy oh,don’t join bad gang oh, don’t sleep with somebody’s wife
oh, desist for every form of evil oh..see all the small small boys driving
big cars, don’t follow them oh….
What do they call them nowadays…he asked
Yahoo boys baba
Eehen. ….yes you’re right
your time will come oh.
God will make everything perfect in his own time oh..
Shoo gbo. ..(Did you hear )
Don’t forget to visit anytime you are free, don’t wait for me to call you
Greet your mother for me oh..
Oh Your father should have seen the fine boy you have become. ..Baba boost
Baba Ayo and my dad were close friends.
Its ok…Baba don’t cry I won’t disappoint you.
Ok my son.
Where is Tunde??is he hiding from me…
I am here baba Tunde answered.
Tunde please take care of him oh..don’t spoil oh because I know you too
Don’t smile, you know what I am taking about…,always pay me a visit both
You both will be great and excel. Lagbara Olorun (by the power of God)
If there is any problem and you need someone to confide in, I am always
here for you. Shogbo (you here )
Thank you baba
we both bow down to greet him and left.
We drove to the new apartment and start parking in out my things and to
arrange it in the apartment .
As we were arranging, since my place was the second flat upstairs, its
wasn’t easy carrying load and climbing the stair case, that day I knew.
Tunde and my new neighbor downstairs was really helpful. They made the work
faster and easier.
I was so tried but happy.
Guy make we ask your nearest neighbor for water na , I am so thirsty oh…
Wasiu has left already, I for ask am, why you no talk on time , how I go
just go knock person door like that. ..I said to Tunde.
Ok let’s go together, shy shy boy.
We came closed to their gate, Tunde heard some noises from their bed room
since it was close to the Entrance. .
E be like say the people they shag oh, let’s go out to buy water. I
whispered to Tunde
He didn’t listen to me and he knocked .
He knocked again..
Am coming, it was a male voice.
I noticed he peeped through the window before answering us.
After a while He came out.
Good afternoon sir
We greeted him
I am your new neighbor, sorry to bother you , please my friend is thirsty
,please we need drinking water, don’t know if you can help us.
Ok baby baby…he called his wife.
Am coming dear.
She came out and didn’t show her face, maybe she was dressing up.
He whispered into her ears and they both went inside.
Don’t worry she will get you some bottle water, he said before entering
After sometime she came out with the water. ..
We were both shocked when we saw her and we both screamed. ..
She was so surprise to see us and told us not to shout her name by making a
I began to wonder what was going on.